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Universal's We're Back! - A Dinosaur's Story - Theatrical Poster

Stubbs the Clown: Good night, folks. Good night, Louie. Louie: Good night, Stubbs. Professor Screweyes: (stopping Stubbs from driving off with a stomp of his foot) Hey, Stubbs! Where do you think you're going? Get back here! Stubbs the Clown: Oh, I forgot to tell ya... (from that to being happy to being grumpy) I QUIT! I quit! (driving his car back here at Screweyes) Ha! I resign! Are you gettin' this completely in your ear? I am PROFOUNDLY outta here! And this ain't about money. I ain't even complaining about my dry cleaning bill. But hang around with elephants all day and try to keep YOUR clothes clean! (audience laughing) Stubbs the Clown: But that's not the point. The point is, I quit. Quittski! Over-and-outski! That's all she wrote! KEEP MY LAST CHECK, BUDDY! (hands each item to Screweyes as he mentions it, including his pet rabbit, Robbie holding his backstage passes) Here's my shoes, my nose, my horn, my buzzer, my fake arm, my bug-eye glasses, my backstage passes, my hat, my rabbit, HIS backstage passes, my fake fangs, a few birds, my pogostick, my donkey ears, my extending tongue gag, my rubber chicken; Ya can't even get these anymore; my lucky whale tooth, and a giant clam that opens to reveal the American flag held by a mermaid and her normal brother, Richard! (audience laughing) Stubbs the Clown: SO LONG! (waving his handkerchief to the audience and laughs while driving his car) Oh, and by the way, in case you're wondering why I'm talking and they're laughing, let me explain it to ya... (Yells and gets close to Screweyes' face.) THAT'S! COMEDY! (Then he drives off.)

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