Twilight Sparkle: Girls, why are you all acting like this?
Pinkie Pie: Quit it! Stop it!
Twilight Sparkle: We need to stick together.
Fluttershy: Ha, ha.
Discord: [laughter] It's just too entertaining.
Twilight Sparkle: Stop it, Discord. You're not playing fair.
Discord: I'm not playing fair? Perhaps we haven't met. I'm Discord, spirit of chaos and disharmony. Hello?
Twilight Sparkle: How are we supposed to find the Elements of Harmony when you took away the labyrinth before we could get to the end?
Discord: Oh, wait, did you...? [laughter] How funny! You thought the Elements were in the labyrinth?
Flashback Discord: Twists and turns are my master plan. Then find the Elements back where you began.
Discord: I never said they were in the labyrinth.
Twilight Sparkle: But...but...
Discord: Keep trying, Twilight Sparkle. [mockingly] Maybe the magic of friendship can help you. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some chaos to wreak.
Pinkie Pie: Chocolate milk? I hate chocolate milk!
Twilight Sparkle: [grunt] Think, Twilight, think! "Find the Elements back where you began." Back where you began.
Rarity: Don't touch my gem!
Fluttershy: I'm touching your gem, Rarity. Ha, ha.
Pinkie Pie: What 'chu laughin' at?
Twilight Sparkle: Ugh. I just want to go home... Wait a minute... Home! "Back where you began!" The Elements must be in... Ponyville! Come on, girls. I'm certain this is what Discord's riddle really meant. If we get back to the library, I have a book that I just know can give us a clue. Ah!
Fluttershy: Good boy, Angel. Mama's so proud.
Applejack: Wow, I can see so much better now. Whoa! I meant to do that.
Discord: Bravo, ponies, bravo! [clapping, random noises] Harmony in Equestria is officially dead. Discord rules, Celestia drools. [laughter]
Twilight Sparkle: [growl]
Pinkie Pie: It's your fault it didn't work.
Twilight Sparkle: Who are you talking to?
Pinkie Pie: Any of you! ALL OF YOU! I'm outta here!
Applejack: I better go, too. I've got new better friends waiting for me at the farm.
Fluttershy: Yeah! I'm sick of you losers.
Twilight Sparkle: FINE! Leave! See if I care! I don't need you guys either! With friends like you, who needs...enemies...?
Discord: [laughing] Oh, my stomach! Twilight, you've got to see what I just did.
Discord: It's priceless! [laughing] Come now, Twilight Sparkle. You've got to get into the spirit of things! After all, this is your new home.
Twilight Sparkle: Not anymore...
Discord: YES! [triumphant laughter]
Twilight Sparkle: Pack your things, Spike, we're leaving.
Twilight Sparkle: Don't ask where we're going, 'cause I don't know yet. Just not here.
Spike: Can't...move. The princess...has been sending these...since I came back upstairs. [belch] Make it stop!
Twilight Sparkle: These are all the letters I've written to the princess since I've lived in Ponyville. But why would she send them back?
Spike: [groan] [belch]
Twilight Sparkle: "Real friends don't care what your cover is."
"Friendship is a wondrous and powerful thing."
"And like the path cut through the orchard, there will always be a way through."
"The best thing to do is stay true to yourself."
"Everypony has a special magical connection with her friends. Maybe even before she's met them."
Twilight Sparkle: Spike! Spike, it's all so clear! Can't you see? Discord's trying to distract us from what's important. He knows how powerful our friendships are, and he's trying to keep us from seeing it. Do you remember what I said the first day we arrived in Ponyville? I told you that the future of Equestria didn't rest on me making friends. But the opposite is true! The friendships I've made since I've been here are what saved Equestria from Nightmare Moon. And now they need to save it from Discord!
Twilight Sparkle: You're right, Spike. I've got to fight for my friendships. For them. For me. For Equestria!
Twilight Sparkle: Oh...uh...why don't you just stay here and rest? I'll take care of the whole fighting for friendship thing myself.
Spike: [moaning] [belch]
Applejack: And so I tried to defeat Discord, but none of my so-called "friends" would lift a hoof to help me.
Twilight Sparkle: Applejack, I'm here to fight for our friendship.
Applejack: Oh, now you want to fight. Where you went when I was battlin' Discord?
Twilight Sparkle: Snap out of it. This isn't you! You're not a liar.
Applejack: Wh-what happened? Twilight! [sigh] I saw a vision of us feudin' and fightin'. I couldn't face the truth, so I started tellin' lies. Can you ever forgive me?
Twilight Sparkle: I already have. Come on!
Fluttershy: Oh no! Twilight, Applejack, I just had the worst dream!
Rarity: [off-screen] What do you think you're doing? Get away from my gem! Get away--!
Rarity: [grunting] Let us never speak of this again.
Pinkie Pie: [laughter] And I-I turned gray! [giggle] Can you believe it?!
Fluttershy: Uh? She's not here.
Twilight Sparkle: Without Rainbow Dash, we can't use the Elements.
Applejack: She could be anywhere by now! We're never gonna find her.
Pinkie Pie: Yeah, we will, 'cause she's right there!
Twilight Sparkle: Rainbow Dash!
Rainbow Dash: Hey, guys!
Twilight Sparkle: We've been looking everywhere for you!
Rainbow Dash: That's nice.
Twilight Sparkle: Discord's still on the loose! We need you to help us defeat him with your element, Loyalty!
Rainbow Dash: Pfft. Loyalty, schmoyalty! Have you guys seen Ponyville? It's a disaster! I'm staying here in Cloudsdale where everything's awesome.
Rarity: How in Equestria can she think that tiny patch of clouds is Cloudsdale?
Applejack: The same way he got you to think that cheap rock was a bona fide diamond.
Rarity: I thought we agreed never to speak of that again.
Twilight Sparkle: Time for Plan B.
Rainbow Dash: [snoring]
Twilight Sparkle: [whispering] Okay, Fluttershy, you grab Rainbow Dash and hold her down. Applejack will lower me down from this rope so I can cast the memory spell on her.
Fluttershy: Got it!
Rainbow Dash: [snoring]
Fluttershy: Um...I'm just wondering if it's okay if I hold you down against your will for a little bit?
Twilight Sparkle: Ugh...
Rainbow Dash: Nice try! Ponyville's your problem, not mine.
Twilight Sparkle: Come on, Fluttershy, we've got to catch her. Hyah! Applejack!
Rarity and Pinkie Pie: WHOA!
Rarity: PINKIE! You were supposed to secure the ROPE!
Pinkie Pie: Oops.
Applejack: Rarity, Pinkie, hold on! Y'all are slowing her down!
Rarity: Oh, Fluttershy, would you be a dear and FLY FASTER, please?
Fluttershy: [whimper/crying] I can't!
Twilight Sparkle: If you can't catch her, Discord wins!
Fluttershy: That big... dumb... MEANIE!
Twilight Sparkle: Okay, Applejack, last rope! Make it count!
Rainbow Dash: Lemme go! I don't need you guys! Leave me alone!
Rainbow Dash: Wh-what happened? [gasp] How's Ponyville? Where are the Elements?! Did we stop Discord?
Twilight Sparkle: Maybe it's a little early for a group hug.
Discord: [laughter] Chaos is a wonderful, wonderful thing.
Twilight Sparkle: Not as wonderful as friendship.
Discord: Oh, this again?
Applejack: That's right. You couldn't break apart our friendship for long.
Discord: Oh, Applejack, don't lie to me. I'm the one who made you a liar. Will you ever learn? [gasp]
Twilight Sparkle: I'll tell you what we've learned Discord. We've learned that friendship isn't always easy. But there's no doubt it's worth fighting for.
Discord: Ugh, gag. Fine, go ahead, try and use your little Elements, "frenemies". Just make it quick. I'm missing some excellent chaos here.
Twilight Sparkle: All right, ladies, let's show him what friendship can do!
Pinkie Pie: Wait-wait-wait! [slurp] [growl]
Discord: Huh. What's this? No. NO!!!
[rocks cracking] [crash]
Princess Celestia: We are gathered here today to once again honor the heroism of these six friends who stood up to the villain Discord and saved Equestria from eternal chaos.