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  • (We see tomatoes in a blender. The blender whirs and tomato juice splats onto the screen. Then we see the title as the camera zooms into Gilly's shack. Poppit sets up a stepladder outside the shack. Gilly is picking up tomatoes with tongs but then Poppit tests out the amplifiers, causing Gilly to jump.)
  • Poppit: (through amplifier) Testing, testing, one, two, three. Gilly, can you hear me? Hello!
  • (Gilly catches the tomatoes in his blender.)
  • Gilly: Are you crazy, pig? Turn off that stupid radio! I've got tomatoes in my hands!
  • Poppit: Gilly, not the evil tomato speel again.
  • Splat: Tomatoes ain't no curse than all them other vegetables you can't cook.
  • Gilly: They were long believed to be poisonous, you know.
  • Splat: Oh, sure Gilly. Killer tomatoes. Watch out, there are pointy carrots in the salad! (laughs)
  • Gilly: Heh, heh, heh, not funny.
  • Poppit: Gilly, no one ever got hurt cooking a tomato.
  • (Gilly turns the blender on. The lid pops off and Gilly ducks as tomato juice flies everywhere, including the fridge, the wall, the plates, and his face. The blender shoots more tomato juice at Gilly. Poppit unplugs the blender. Gilly's kitchen was a mess.)
  • Poppit: I thought I fixed this blender. Hmm.
  • (The camera zooms into the tomatoes in the salad. Cuts to the inside of the barn.)
  • Doogie: Parrr-tay!
  • (Everyone cheers as they are dancing to music. A disco ball was spinning above them. Poppit was the DJ. Splat was annoyed by the music.)
  • Splat: Turn that off, you party animals! I'm trying to get some beauty sleep up here!
  • (Suddenly, the music stops. Poppit tries to adjust the radio.)
  • Radio Announcer: Attention, radio listeners, we interrupt this music program to bring you an important emergency announcement. Do NOT change the channel.
  • Doogie: Quick! Change the channel! Bring back the party music!
  • (Doogie tries to change the radio, but Poppit stops him.)
  • Poppit: It sounds important.
  • Radio Announcer: It's important. (cuts to Gilly's shack where Gilly was spritzing himself) As I speak, there's an immense alien spaceship hovering over the city. Our world leaders are gathered to witness the first contact with extra-terrestrial intelligent life-form! (cuts back to the barn)
  • Everyone: Ooh!
  • Radio Announcer: Amazing and exciting time indeed! We're now about to get our first look at our new alien friends. This emergency broadcast is being brought to you by the good people at Pickles' Popcorn.
  • Poppit: Incredible! Could this be really happening?
  • Doogie: You heard the radio man! Pickle-flavored popcorn is here!
  • Buster: Just think of all the far-out gadgets these alien dudes have!
  • MooLoo: (gasp) And make-up!
  • Doogie: And the new flavors of pickle popcorn!
  • Radio Announcer: We're about to get our first look at our alien friends. I'll try to describe them. They're... red!
  • Poppit: Red?
  • (Cuts to Gilly's shack.)
  • Radio Announcer: Red and... round!
  • Gilly: Red and round?
  • Radio Announcer: That's it. Red and round like a football.
  • (Gilly gets onto the counter and walks over to the amplifier, knocking over the blender in the process.
  • Radio Announcer: No, that's not it. Round like...
  • Gilly: Like a tomato?!
  • Radio Announcer: Like a tomato! That's it! The aliens are... GIANT TOMATOES!
  • Gilly: (close-up on eyes) I knew it!
  • (Cuts back to the barn.)
  • Poppit: Tomatoes? That's just weird.
  • Radio Announcer: Sure, why not? The earth representative is extending his hand in a friendly salute to the aliens and they respond with friendly... juice squirting? Heh, well, probably a cultural misunderstanding. Oh. There seems to be an argument. (MooLoo gasps) Short or minor. Like, who's going to pay for the dry-cleaning bill?
  • MooLoo: Huh?
  • Doogie: Heh, juice squirting. That's funny. (laughs)
  • Dumpster: (laughs)
  • Radio Announcer: NO! Those expensive suits are ruined forever now! The tomatoes are jumping over our livers! Splashing and squirting everywhere! Oh, the humanity! Giant, juicy, alien tomatoes ATTACKING EARTH!
  • Poppit: I can't believe it!
  • Radio Announcer: I know it's hard to believe. Millions and millions tomatoes invading everywhere!
  • MooLoo: Oh no! The tomatoes are attacking! Oh! (faints)
  • Splat: Oh, don't tell me you buy all this. Can you guys get any dumber?
  • Doogie: Well, no, Splat, we can't. Can you come up with another line?
  • Dumpster: Heh, heh, (fist bump) well said, Doogie.
  • Radio Announcer: Our armies are not prepared for such savage juice-squirting. This could be the end of humanity as we know it!
  • (Everyone starts talking to each other.)
  • MooLoo: I don't want to get squirted!
  • Doogie: Dudes, don't worry. The new world rulers will appreciate me for the tomato commercial I did.
  • MooLoo: Doogie, those commercials weren't actually tomato-friendly!
  • (Cuts to a TV with a commercial with Doogie putting tomato juice into a can.)
  • Doogie: 43 tomatoes in every can of Cappy's Ketchup-Flavored Soup. Woof!
  • (The camera zooms out of the commercial revealing it inside a thought bubble above Doogie.)
  • Doogie: Oh yeah... RUN!!! THE TOMATOES ARE COMING TO GET US ALL!
  • (Everyone starts panicking, running around and screaming.)
  • Poppit: (on her knees) Who's going to save us?
  • (Doogie and Buster bump into each other.)
  • Dumpster: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
  • (Gilly bursts through the barn door wearing ketchup and mustard for ammo and a colander helmet.)
  • Gilly: Pull yourselves together people! Look at yourselves! Sure, you can give up and cry like little babies. (everyone starts sobbing)  STOP THAT!!! United, we can protect this farm and show those evil tomatoes what FARMkids are made of! (zoom in on face) Are you with me?
  • (Everyone cheers except for Poppit.)
  • Poppit: What can we do? Not even the armies can stop them!
  • Gilly: You aren't prepared for the tomatoes like I am! (pulls out spoon)

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