This article is a transcript of the Drake & Josh episode, "The Demonator" from season 3, which aired on February 25, 2006.
Josh: [playing with a yo-yo] My brother, Drake, he's all about immediate gratification.
Drake: [points to the oven] There's brownies in there, and I want 'em.
Josh: Immediate gratification means when you want something, you gotta have it like right now.
Drake: I could be eating a brownie right now, if it wasn't for Josh.
Josh: See, I came up with this amazing brownie recipe when I was 9 years old.
Drake: He calls them fudgie-boos.
Josh: [throws the yo-yo in the air] I named them fudgie-boos? Come on, I was 9.
Drake: So tonight, he spends like an hour and a half mixing his brownie ingredients in a bowl.
Josh: And while I was making them, tonight, Drake's like standing over me the whole time.
Drake: He wouldn't even let me like the spoon.
Josh: And he keeps going "Let me lick the spoon, let me lick the spoon."
Drake: Just wanted the lick the spoon.
Josh: I don't want his tongue on my spoon.
Drake: [impatiently] Man, when are they gonne be ready?
Josh: [looking at his watch] They'll be ready in about... 25 more minutes. And you know what?
Drake: Okay, and you know what?
Josh: They'll be worth the wait.
Drake: [cuts off] I am not waiting. [puts an oven mitt on and gets the brownies out]
Josh: Ya see, Drake's gonna learn something tonight. He's gonna learn that some things are just worth waiting for.
Drake: [tasting the batter] Ohh. [tastes again] Oh, it's like warm brownie soup.
Josh: You realize that patience is a virtue.
Drake: My god, why didn't I do this like five minutes ago?
[a blue arrow wooshes and goes to the upstairs window, then a green arrow wooshes]
TV Announcer: Next chat, I'm here live at Mystic Mountain, where you can literally feel the excitement, because everyone here is buzzing about this new big, bad roller coaster called The Demonator.
Drake: Oh my god.
Josh: [opens the door and has a scrapbook] Drake, check it out.
Josh: You know how Mindy and I always write little notes to each other in class?
Drake: Yeah, don't care.
Josh: She ceived every note that I ever wrote on and put in this scrapbook for me. See?
Drake: Yeah, yeah, nerds in love. Now sush.
Josh: You know, this is like the nicest present anyone's ever given me. You should do this act like you care.
Drake: Ugh. Dude, this is a news report about The Demonator.
Josh: [throwing the scrapbook in the air] The Demonator?! [sits on the couch next to Drake] What'd they say? What'd they say?
Drake: That it's the fastest, the scariest, most intensible, most dangerous roller coaster in the world.
Drake: And we are gonna ride it tomorrow, the first day it opens.
[announcer talking on TV]
Josh: Hey, you wanna practice?
Drake: Okay, I'll set the move. [stands up, turns the TV off and runs to the keyboard and presses a button to play the music, then runs back to Josh]
[they put their arms up and lower them pretending they're on a roller coaster]
Drake: Ready? Going up. [makes clicking noise]
Josh: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen to Mystic Mountain. While riding The Demonator, remember to keep all hands and feet--
Drake: Going down!
[Josh screams wildly as Megan walks in]
[Drake and Josh both scream widly side to side]
Drake: [points] Look out, torque's through. [he and Josh go wild as they see her]
Megan: What is this? Some new kind of boob dance?
Josh: [stops] You're just jealous, little girl.
Drake: [stops] Yeah, because we are gonna ride The Demonator.
Josh: The first day it opens.
Drake: Oh yeah, and, uh, you're not.
Megan: Uh, if tomorrow's the first day it opens, why are those people in line getting on right now?
[Drake stops the music and turns the TV back on]
Announcer: Mystic Mountain officials have just announced they'll be opening The Demonator tonight, a special sneak preview for a few very lucky roller coaster fans.
Josh: You said we were gonna ride it the first day it opens.
Drake: Who knew they would open it tonight?
Megan: Aw, it's okay. You guys can ride it tomorrow, the second day it's open. [she leaves]
Drake: [pats Josh's shoulder] Hey, don't worry, we're gonna ride The Demonator tonight. Count on it.
Josh: Awesome. Hey, one more quick practice one?
Drake: Yeah, let's go. [runs back to the keyboard to start the music and sits back down on the couch with Josh as they practice again] Okay, ready? [makes clicking noise] And no hands!
[they lift their arms up as Josh screams wildly]
Josh: And no feet!
[they lift their legs too high and they knock the couch back and fall off]
[theme song plays]
[fade to black]
[the camera zooms in at the house with a blue arrow wooshing; Papa Nichols is laying on the couch sleeping]
Walter: Can we please hurry? I do not want to be late. [puts on his jacket]
Audrey: Are you sure we should go out tonight? What if Papa Nichols needs us?
Walter: Well, what's he gonna need us for?
Audrey: Well, the man had surgery today, and he's 81 years old.
Walter: Look, he's my grandfather. Let me worry about it, okay?
Audrey: Okay, but what if he wakes up?
Walter: I am not missing the Newsie Awards! I could win this year.
Audrey: Oh, Walter, you've been nominated for Best Weather Man 5 yeas in a row, and they always give it to Bruce Winchell.
Walter: Do not mention Bruce Winchell's name in this house!
[Drake and Josh walk out of the hall and get ready to go out]
Josh: Hi, parents.
Drake: Bye, parents.
[they are about to leave]
Walter: Woah, woah, woah, woah. Where do you boys think you're going?
Drake: Uh, to make history.
Josh: We're going to ride The Demonator.
Audrey: No, you promised that you'd stay here and watch Papa Nichols.
Drake: Ugh, fine. Here, come on, he can come with us. Come on, Josh, grab his feet.
Josh: Why do I always have to grab the feet?
[Drake lifts Papa Nichols' shoulders while Josh lifts his feet]
Walter: Guys, you can't take your great-grandfather to ride The Demonator.
Josh: Sure we can.
Drake: Yeah, you only have to be this tall. [he puts his hand about yay high]
Walter: The man just had surgery, and he's heavily medicated.
Drake: Oh, come on, he fought in World War II.
Josh: The Demonator is nothing for a man who's seen combat!
Audrey: Okay, listen to my words. You boys are going to stay here and take care of Papa Nichols, are we clear?
Megan: [comes out of the kitchen with a bouquet of flowers] Hey, Walter. Take these to the Newsie Awards for me, would ya?
Audrey: Oh, how sweet, she got you flowers for your big night.
Megan: No, they're for Bruce Winchell.
Walter: Winchell? Well, how could you buy flowers for my competition?
Megan: Have you seen his hair?
Audrey: Such great hair.
Megan: It's like cotton candy, but brown.
Walter: Stop thinking about it! Come on, let's just go so I can lose already.
Walter: [about Megan] And when did she start calling me Walter?
Audrey: I don't know. Uh, boys, the awards will be over around 10:30, so we should be home by 11:00.
Walter: [pointing to Drake and Josh with the flowers] DO NOT leave this house.
Josh: We won't.
Drake: We're not going anywhere.
Walter: Alright, good night.
[they leave and the door closes]
[Drake gets his cell phone out and starts dialing]
Josh: We're gonna ride The Demonator tonight, are we?
Drake: Oh, yeah.
Josh: Well, what about Papa Nichols?
Drake: I got a plan. [puts it to his ear as a green arrow wooshes and the camera zooms in at the house]
[now a blue arrow wooshes, the boys are waiting for their friends to arrive as the doorbell rings]
Drake: Oh, good, they're here. [opens the door as Craig and Eric come in, with Craig holding a bundt cake]
Eric: Hey, Drake, thanks for inviting us to the party.
Craig: We brought you a bundt cake. [gives it to Drake as he and Eric walk into the living room]
Drake: Uh, thanks.
Eric: Um, where's the party?
Craig: Are we early? You know I don't like being first ones at a party.
Eric: Don't start with me!
Josh: Guys, guys, you're not early.
Drake: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you see this old guy?
Eric: I see him.
Josh: This is our great-grandfather, Papa Nichols.
Drake: Yeah, and he loves to party. So, uh, you guys hang out with him 'cause Josh and I got things to do.
Josh: [chuckles] You take care.
Eric: Wait a minute.
Josh: [takes his jacket] Yo.
Eric: You duped us.
Craig: This is an outrage!
Eric: Come on, Craig, we are outie.
Drake: Okay, I guess you guys don't wanna watch these digitally remastered episodes of Space Trek.
Josh: In widescreen DVD format.
[they show them the DVD as Eric comes to take a look at it]
Eric: Oh my god. The entire first season!
Craig: With bonus footage!
Eric: And the alternate ending to episode 21 where Spodnick dies! [turns to Drake and Josh] Alright, we'll stay.
Drake: Have fun.
Josh: See ya.
Eric: Oh, wait. Uh, when's he supposed to wake up?
Drake: Don't worry about it.
Josh: Yeah, he just had surgery. He's on tons of medication.
Drake: He'll totally sleep through the night.
Josh: You ready?
Drake: We're ready to demonate!
Megan: [arrives] I can't believe you. Papa Nichols just had surgery, and now his own great-grandsons are just gonna abandon him? I'm disgusted. And, I just might have to tell Mom and Dad.
Drake: You wanna ride The Demonator with us tonight, don't you?
Megan: I'll get my jacket.
[Josh looks at his watch as a blue arrow wooshes to Mystic Mountain, now a green arrow wooshes to the line as a guard opens the gate for some people going on the ride]
[Drake, Josh and Megan are at the line, with Josh having a snack]
Drake: 15. Only 15 people away from riding The Demonator.
Josh: I can't believe we get to ride it the first night it opens. Uh-oh, I just had a bad thought.
Megan: What? You might grow old, never get married, and die alone?
Josh: No. But thank you for pointing out that possibility.
Drake: What's your bad thought?
Josh: What if The Demonator's not as great as we think it's gonna be?
Drake: [points to Josh] You take that back!
Josh: I'm just saying, what if it's all hype? [taks a bite his cinnamon stick]
Speaker: Please exit The Demonator to your left.
[some passengers walk out of the ride]
Man: Oh, man, that ride was insane. I feel like part of me has died, but another part has just been born. [walks out]
Little Boy: I don't even care that I puked.
Megan: Yeah, it's all hype.
Drake: Oh, man, this is gonna be the greatest night of our lives.
Josh: Ah, chew that. [takes another bite of his stick] Uh-oh, I gotta pee.
Drake: Dude, we're almost to the front. Can't you hold it?
Josh: Maybe. But since we're all gonna be sitting on the same row--
Drake & Megan: Go pee.
Josh: I'll be right back. [leaves to go to the restroom]
Megan: If he doesn't make it back in time, we're still gonna go on the ride, right?
Drake: If he's mauled by a bear, we're still going on the ride.
[a blue arrow wooshes and cut to home with Papa Nichols still sleeping and muttering as Craig and Eric watch him]
Craig: Drake said he'd be asleep all night.
Papa Nichols: [moans and wakes up] Where am I? What's happened?
Eric: He's disoriented.
Papa Nichols: What did you call me?
Eric: Oh. Uh, nothing, sir. [points over to Craig] I was just, uh...
Papa Nichols: What have you done with the rest of my unit?!
Craig: What does he mean, "his unit?"
[Papa Nichols picks up his slipper]
Eric: I guess he thinks he's back in World War II.
Papa Nichols: [uses his slipper as a cell phone] General Patton, sir. It's Sergeant Nichols. I've just been captured by two German nerds!
Eric: Oh. No, no, sir. We're not Germans.
Papa Nichols: That's just what a German would say!
Eric: No, no, no. You don't understand--
Papa Nichols: [takes Eric by the shirt] No, no. You will not capture me. [bonks him in the head] Ever!
Papa Nichols: [mumbling] Get outta here!
[Craig screams as Papa Nichols throws him over the couch]
Papa Nichols: USA! USA! USA! [starts running off] USA! USA! USA! USA!
[Craig and Eric feel themselves in pain as a blue arrow wooshes and cut to The Demonator with Drake and Megan waiting for Josh]
Drake: Why is it taking Josh so long to pee?
Megan: 44 ounces of lemonade can only travel so fast.
[Josh accidentally unlocks the rope and is with other people]
Burly Guy: Hey. Hey. This kid with the large head is trying to cut in line.
Josh: What? No, no, no, I was already standing--
Burly Guy: No cuttin'!
Josh: What are you talking--?
[all the people in line talk at once]
Angry Woman in Line: No cuttin'.
Blonde Woman: Hey, get back of the line, punk!
Josh: Drake! Megan! Drake!
Drake: Hey. Hey, Josh. Come up here.
Josh: I'm trying!
[Drake and Megan make their way through the line]
Drake: Come on.
Drake: Sorry, excuse me. It's alright, just a second.
Josh: Drake, come on, please.
Drake: [goes under the gate and grabs onto Josh] Here, Josh.
Josh: Just let us through, come on.
Drake: No, no, it's okay. He's with me.
Burly Guy: Oh, no, now everybody's cutting in line!
[everybody talking at one]
Blonde Woman: Security! Guards!
[two guards approach]
Officer Jackson: [in walkie-talkie] I got cutters at The Demonator, send back up. [unlocks the rope] Okay, back of the line!
Drake: Back of the line?
Josh: We did not cut.
Burly Guy: They did too. I seen them.
Drake: What are you talking?
[the two guards send Drake, Josh and Megan to the back of the line as everybody claps]
[now a blue arrow wooshes and cut to home with Craig and Eric looking for Papa Nichols]
Eric: [looks out the window] Papa Nichols?
Craig: [rises up from the kitchen] Papa Nichols?
Eric: Papa Nichols?
Craig: Papa Nichols?
Eric: World War II's over.
Craig: And we're not Germans.
Eric: We're honor students.
Craig: [comes out of the kitchen and meets up with Eric] Why is he hiding from us?
Eric: Well, I guess he's confused on the count of all that medication they gave him after his surgery.
Craig: Well, where could he be?
[they look up as Papa Nichols screams and falls from the ceiling and lands on top of them]
Papa Nichols: Ahh, ahh. [pointing to them] USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
[a green arrow wooshes and cut to The Demonator as the two guards move Drake, Josh and Megan to the end]
Megan: I can't believe you got us sent to the back of the line.
Drake: You just HAD to pee.
Josh: Sorry. Yeah, next time, I'll just let my bladder explode.
Megan: Thank you.
Josh: [looks at his watch] Hey, guys, it's not so bad, we'll still be able to ride The Demonator and be home before Mom and Dad.
Megan: Oh, really? [looks at a sign saying "Wait time from this point is 2:00 hours"] "Wait time from this point: 2 hours."
Drake: 2 hours?
[a big man with dark hair and a dark beard approaches]
Josh: Hey, no cuttin'! [the man turns] She said it.
[Megan looks stern and scene fades to black]
[now at Mystic Mountain, a blue arrow wooshes to The Demonator with Drake, Josh and Megan still at the end]
Drake: This close. We were this close to riding The Demonator.
Megan: And now we get to wait 2 hours.
Josh: Look, I said I was sorry. What are you guys, just enjoying making me feel all bad?
Josh: Alright, then.
[a little boy dressed as a pirate and his mom arrive]
Pirate Boy: [poking Josh with his sword] I'm a pirate! Arr.
Josh: [chuckles] Yeah, you're a cute little pirate. Arr, right back atcha. But, uh, let's not poke other people with your sword, alright? Okay. Guys, I'm just--
Pirate Boy: [poking Josh again] Arr, walk the plank, matey! Arr!
Josh: Excuse me, are you his mother?
Pirate Boy's Mom: Yeah.
Josh: Could you please say something?
Pirate Boy's Mom: Sure. Quit bugging my kid, he's trying to play pirate!
Pirate Boy: Arr!
Josh: Well, I see where the boy gets his charm.
Pirate Boy's Mom: Look, smart mouth.
Josh: You wanna tussle?!
Drake: Josh, will you cool it before you start a fight and get us sent to the back of the line again?
Megan: Oh, yeah, he could be sent all the way back THERE. [points to the very end]
Josh: [looks at his watch] Oh, man, it's getting late. Maybe we should just skip the ride and go home.
Drake: Oh. You get us kicked to the back of the line, and now just you wanna go home?
Josh: Look, if we don't beat Mom and Dad home, they'll find out we left Papa Nichols, and they'll kill us.
Drake: Well, we're gonna beat them home. And quit whining about Papa Nichols, Craig and Eric are all over it.
[a green arrow wooshes and cut to home with Eric looking in Drake and Josh's room for Papa Nichols]
Eric: [sees a bunch of pillows lined up on the couch covered with a blanket] Craig, I found him! He's upstairs!
Craig: [downstairs] Ohh. [hollars] Thank goodness!
Eric: [walks to the couch] Papa Nichols. Papa Nichols, are you feeling better? [he opens the covers, but Papa Nichols isn't there until he traps him in a pillow case]
Papa Nichols: Ahh!
Eric: Hey! Craig, help me!
[Craig hears the noise as Papa Nichols screams and takes Eric, then throws him out the window]
Papa Nichols: [uses his slipper as a cell phone] General Patton, I just found another one. [he salutes and marches off]
[a green arrow wooshes and cut to Mystic Mountain and a blue arrow wooshes with Drake, Josh and Megan almost to the front]
Drake: Hey. Hey, look, we're almost to the front of the line again.
Megan: It's about time. [gasps] Look, it's Milfred Mouse!
[Milfred Mouse is with three people]
Drake: Uh, aren't you a little old to get excited about a guy in a bad mouse costume?
Josh: Milfred Mouse, over here! I love you so much!
[Milfred Mouse walks over to the line as Josh laughs and he high-fives everybody, then pats him on the head]
Pirate Boy: Yo, mouse. Mouse. [pulls his tail off] Ha-ha.
[Milfred Mouse feels his butt noticing his tail has been off]
Josh: Hey. [takes the tail from him] You do not yank off Milfred Mouse's tail.
Drake: Josh, stay out of it.
Milfred Mouse: Hey, buddy. [drops his axe] You do not yank off my tail.
Josh: Yeah, I know, he's the one--
Milfred Mouse: [takes his tail] Yeah, yeah, how would you like it if I yank off your tail? [he tickles him and Josh yells, but he doesn't have a tail]
Josh: Cool it, buddy. [pushes him away]
Milfred Mouse: Oh-hoh, don't you push me! [he throws Josh out of the line and attacks him]
Josh: Why, Milfred?
Drake: [tries to stop the fight] Break it up.
Pirate Boy: They're hurting Milfred Mouse!
Pirate Boy's Mom: Security!
[they keep fighting until the whistle blows and four guards approach]
Officer Jackson: Alright, that's it. Get off Milfred Mouse.
Milfred Mouse: Yeah, get him off of me! He attacked me.
Josh: But, but he started it.
Drake: That mouse is very aggressive!
Officer Jackson: Look, you mess with the mouse, you go to the back of the line.
Drake & Josh: What?
Officer Jackson: You with these guys?
Megan: Never seen them before in my life.
Officer Jackson: Come on!
Drake & Josh: Megan! [the officers takes them back to the end of the line]
Milfred Mouse: [distantly] Yeah, yeah, get outta here!
[everyone in line claps]
[a blue arrow wooshes and cut to home with Papa Nichols tying Craig and Eric to chairs and picks up a broom]
Papa Nichols: Alright. For the last time, what have you done with Colonel Bradford?
Craig: We don't know.
Eric: We're not Germans.
Craig: We're from Lawndale.
Eric: Uh, actually, I'm from North Lawndale. See, last year, city council--
[Eric's cell phone rings]
Papa Nichols: What's that noise?! Where's it coming from?
Eric: My shirt pocket?
Papa Nichols: [takes it out from Eric's shirt pocket] What is this? Is it some kind of weapon? Are you two from the future?!
Eric: No, that's just my cell phone.
Papa Nichols: It's a trick. INCOMING!!! [he throws it at the wall and breaks it]
Eric: [gasps] Oh no! He ruined my picture phone! It had all of our vacation photos on it.
Craig: From Niagara Falls? Aw, man.
[a green arrow wooshes with Drake and Josh at the end of the line and Josh using his cell phone, but no answer]
Josh: [sighs and hangs up] Oh, man, this is not good. Eric always answers his cell phone.
Drake: Dude, I'm sure Papa Nichols is still sound asleep.
Josh: No. That's not the point, alright? We have to go home. There's no way we can ride The Demonator and be home before Mom and Dad get--
Drake: Yes we can.
Speaker: Please exit The Demonator to your left.
[some people and Megan walk out of the ride and she has a Demonator shirt and her hair looks crazy]
Drake: You rode The Demonator?
Josh: She rode The Demonator.
Megan: Oh, I rode The Demonator.
Josh: How was it?
Megan: It was like taking a piggyback ride from a wild tiger through the eye of a tornado.
Josh: Alright, we're staying.
Drake: Yeah, that's my boy.
Megan: Hey, give me the car keys. I gotta go lie down.
[Josh gives her the keys and she walks away, moaning]
Josh: Hey, you really think we can ride The Demonator and be home before Mom and Dad get back?
Drake: Okay, but let's take this through, alright? [looks at Josh's watch] It's been 17 minutes since we were at the sign that said "2 Hours From This Point," you figure an hour and 43 minutes for the line, 6 minutes to ride The Demonator, 13 minutes to find the car, and 22 minutes to drive home, that puts us at the front door at exactly 10:58, which is 2 minutes before Mom and Dad said to be home.
Josh: Alright, like if you could figure all that out, why are you failing math?
Drake: Because this is important. [he and Josh walk up a little closer]
[a blue arrow wooshes and cut to home with Craig and Eric trying to untie themselves]
Eric: Almost-- [they finally get the rope off]
Craig: We're free.
Craig & Eric: Yeah! [they run off, but Papa Nichols confronts them and they run away from him, then sit back down and he ties them back up] Oh, oh. We're sorry, we're sorry, so sorry, we're sorry.
[a green arrow wooshes and cut to The Demonator]
Speaker: Please exit the The Demonator to your left.
[two women walk away as Drake and Josh come out wearing Demonator shirts and their hair look crazy]
Drake & Josh: God.
Drake: We rode The Demonator.
Josh: The greatest roller coaster in the history of mankind.
Drake: It's better than love.
Josh: It's better than girls.
Drake: Okay, don't get crazy.
Josh: [looks at his watch] Oh, man. Mom and Dad are gonna be home in 20 minutes.
Drake: Okay, let's go. [they run off, but Drake stops to chat with the girls] Hey, what's up?
Josh: [lifting Drake] Would you come on? Let's go!
[a blue arrow wooshes and cut to home with Craig and Eric tied to chairs and Papa Nichols sleeping on the couch]
[Drake, Josh and Megan run inside]
Josh: Oh, we made it.
Drake: At 3 minutes before 11:00.
[they breathe and see Craig and Eric]
Josh: Why are Craig and Eric tied up?
Eric: Because your great-grandfather went berserk, that's why.
Craig: He's an animal.
[they untie them]
Eric: And I'll tell you something else. [feels angry and shows them his broken cell phone] YOU GUYS ARE GONNA BUY ME A NEW CELL PHONE!
Megan: [sees Walter and Audrey arriving] Hey, Mom and Dad are coming up the driveway!
Drake: Gotta get outta here. Leave.
Eric: Yeah, would you be--?
Josh: How do you do?
[they send Craig and Eric out the back door as Josh zips his sweatshirt to cover up his Demonator shirt]
Josh: [noticing Drake has his Demonator shirt on] Oh, dude, your Demonator shirt! Go, go, go.
[Drake finds something to cover it up and pulls the curtains off]
Josh: Alright, that's a choice.
[Megan pushes a chair in as Josh helps Drake wrap it around him]
Josh: Go, go, right. Come on, come on, come on.
[Megan pushes another chair in]
Josh: Let's go.
[Drake almost bumps in Josh]
Josh: You're right, you're right, you're alright, you're alright.
[they all stand by each other and Audrey and Walter walk in]
Audrey: We're home.
Josh: [hugging Drake, who has the curtains on him] Hey, guys.
Drake: Hey, how's it go?
Audrey: And you're wearing my drapes, why?
Drake: Well, you know, it's kinda little chilly in here.
Audrey: And so to get warm, you thought it was a--
Josh: Dad, did you win the Weather Round Award?
Walter: No, Bruce Windchill won.
Megan: [gasps] Yay! [Audrey and Walter look disappointed] Aw. Night, Mom. Night, Walter. [she walks away]
Walter: When did she start calling me-
Audrey: I don't know. So how did everything go tonight with Papa Nichols?
Drake: Ahh, perfect.
Josh: Great. Yeah, he, uh, just slept all night long.
Drake: As we watched him.
Walter: Well, I guess I should wake him up and take him to the guest room. [walks over to Papa Nichols, who is still sleeping] Papa Nichols, [shakes his shoulder] Papa Nichols. Wake up. It's time to--
Papa Nichols: [wakes up and punches him] Ahh! [gets off the couch and laughs] Nice try, German. USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! [he runs off]