Floyd: Only my friends call me Floyd.
Griggs: You ain't got no friends, Floyd.
Floyd: What's that?
Griggs: That is called loaf. A loaf! It's got a little bit of pasghetti in there. Toenails. Rat shit. Everything a growing fella needs, like you.
Floyd: Come hear. Can I tell you something? Can I tell a secret?
Floyd: One day ...Somehow, Someway, I'm gonna get outta here. And I'm gonna rain down on you, like the Holy Ghost.
Griggs: Man, you just threatened a staff member.
Griggs: Yeah, you have.
Floyd: Do something.
Griggs: Let's have some fun.
Guard 2: Open a goddamn gate!
Guard 3: Come on guys. Don't waste my time.
Guard 2: Sector C! Pull your heads out of your ass! Boss is on deck! Open!
Guard 4: Bravo 14, Open perimeter fence.
Griggs: Stay Back! If she moves, fire her up, all right? You gonna come down from there or what? Look at you. You know the rules, hotness. You gotta keep off these bars.
Harley: What, these bars?
Griggs: Yeah. Those bars. Oh, my good. You are really in bad shape upstairs, lady!
Harley: Can you come in here and tell me that? Or are you too scared? Come on, I'm bored. I'm bored, play with me.
Griggs: You put five of my guards in the hospital, honey. No one's gonna play with you. You sleep on the ground.
Harley: I sleep where I want, when I want, with who I want.
Griggs: Oh man. I love you. Alpha one ...hit her.
Griggs: Come on man. You're 6 foot four. She's a tiny little girl.
Griggs: You got a choice tonight. What we got here? We got chocolate, strawberry or vanilla. My job is to keep you alive until you die. Do you understand that? Spring break! That is just a whole lot of pretty in a whole lot of crazy.
Waller: The world changed when Superman flew across the sky. And it changed again when he didn't. And that is why I'm here.
Dexter Tolliver: Hello Amanda. We lose a national hero but you sit there looking like the cat that ate the canary.
Waller: I've eaten a lot of canaries. It's taken some work. But I finally have them. The worst of the worst.
Dexter Tolliver: There's rumors, Amanda ...that some of them have abilities.
Waller: The rumors are right. You know what a problem with a metahuman is? The human part. We got lucky with Superman. He shared our values. The next Superman might not.
Dexter Tolliver: You're playing with fire, Amanda.
Waller: I'm fighting fire with fire.
Dexter Tolliver: You are not going to pitch us that Task Force X project of yours again, are you?
Waller: Yes But this time, you're gonna listen. Floyd Lawton, AKA Deadshot. He is the most wanted hitman in the world...Let's say he has an elite clientele.
Floyd: Hey Angelo. This is the exterminator you called for your rat problem. My account's looking a little thin.
Angelo: No one gets paid until what needs to get done, gets done.
Floyd: Nope. That's not the rules. No money, No honey. Wow! Here is your boy right now. With about 20 of his new best friends. I'm still seeing zeroes over here, Angie.
Angelo: Listen. Stop being cute and do your job!
Floyd: They're taking him outta the car now. In about 30 seconds, your window is gonna close forever.
Angelo: Okay, Okay, Okay. Relax. There was an accounting error. We sent it.
Floyd: Now double it for being an dickhead. You got 10 seconds.
Angelo: We're not the kind of people you play with.
Floyd: Did you threaten me? This dude's gonna get a sore throat. From all the singing he's about to do.
Angelo: You son of a bitch.
Floyd: Pleasure doing business with you, Angie.
Waller: But everyone has a weakness. and a weakness can be leveraged. His is an 11- year- old honor student in Gotham city. His daughter. So we watched her and waited.
Zoe: You should talk to Mama more.
Floyd: Yeah, yeah. I know.
Zoe: Mama stays in bed a lot.
Floyd: Yeah. She's still going out at night?
Zoe: Dad, it's okay, I can take care of her. I know how to make pancakes now.
Floyd: Hey baby, That's beautiful. She's supposed to be taking care of you. That's how that's supposed to work. I want you to come and live with me. All right? I came into some resources. I'mma get us spot. It's gonna be nice, all right?
Zoe: Mama says I can't live with you because you kill people.
Floyd: That's not true, That's a lie. She is lying to you.
Zoe: Daddy ... I know you do bad things. Don't worry. I still love you.
Floyd: Come on.
President: And you caught him?
Waller: Not me. I just gave an anonymous tip the right guy in the Gotham city.
Floyd: I'mma figure this out. All right?
Bruce: It's over, Deadshot. I don't want to do this in front of your daughter.
Zoe: Daddy, please.
Floyd: Zoe, move!
Zoe: Please daddy. Don't do it. Please. Don't do it.
Floyd: All right.
Zoe: I love you, daddy.
Waller: So now we have the man who never misses.
Dexter Tolliver: Where'd you put him?
Waller: Let's just say. I put him in a hole and threw away the hole. Harley Quinn. Before she ran off and joined the circus ... She was known as Dr. Harleen Quinzel..A psychiatrist at Arkham Asylum..She was assigned to The Clown himself.
Joker: Dr. Quinzel. You know, I lived for these moments with you. What do you got?
Harley: I got you a kitty.
Joker: So thoughtful.
Waller: She thought she was curing him ....But, She was falling in love
Joker: There is something you could do for me ...Doctor.
Harley: Anything. I mean, yeah.
Joker: I need a machine gun.
Harley: A Machine gun?
Waller: Talk about a workplace romance gone wrong.
Harley: Get off me!
Joker: What do we have here?
Harley: What are you gonna do? You gonna kill me Mr.J?
Joker: What? Oh, I'm not gonna kill ya I'm just gonna hurt ya ...really, really bad.
Harley: You think so? Well, I can take it.
Waller: They became the king and the queen of Gotham city..And god help anyone who disrespected the queen.
Monster T: We finally meet.
Jonny Frost: He ain't shake hands. But sit down and have a drink.
Monster T: Hey, J. On behalf of everybody, welcome back. I wanted to come by and personally say thank you. You're making me good money. I'm making you good money.
Joker: Are you
Waller: And the Bat got her, too. She's in the same hole as Deadshot. And then there's the Aussie. Digger Harkness. Or as the tabloids call him: Capitan Boomerang. We're gonna be rich. Yeah, you and me, mate. Go and get the car. He robbed every bank in Australia at least once. Then he came to America for a fresh target set. Doesn't work well with others.
Flash: No honor among thieves, eh?
Waller: But he tangled with a metahuman and, lived to tell about it. And have you heard of the pyro kinetic homeboy?
Dexter Tolliver: How'd you catch him?
Waller: We didn't. He surrendered. Chato Santana. On the street they call him El Diablo. This LA gangbanger thought he was the king of the world ...until he lost his queen. Gets jumped in prison riot and incinerates half the yard. The security video is incredible.
President: Oh, Jesus. What the hell is that?
Waller: His name is Waylon Jones.
Griggs: KC, dinner. Open it up, B.
Waller: Evolution took a step backwards with this one.
Griggs: Give me that, Smitty. Where you at?
Waller: They call him Killer Croc. He looked like a monster. So they treated him like a monster. Then he became a monster. He was chased out of Gotham by the bat. Went searching for sanctuary elsewhere. He never found it. I saved the best for last. The witch.
Dexter Tolliver: A witch? I'm talking a flying, spell- casting, making- shit- disappear witch. A sorceress from another dimension. Another world. Archaeologist doctor June Moone. Wandered into the wrong cave. She opened something she shouldn't have. Releasing a metahuman more powerful than any we've encountered. The Enchantress. She inhabits Dr.Moone's body now.
Dexter Tolliver: Where is this witch?
Waller: In my pocket.
Admiral Olsen: Now tell him why she won't turn you into a frog.
Waller: Some say the witch has a secret buried heart and whoever finds it, can control the witch. So we searched the cave where she turned up, and we found her heart.
Dexter Tolliver: That thing's her heart?
Waller: She is vulnerable without it.
Dexter Tolliver: You want to put our national security in the hands of ...witches, gangbangers, and crocodiles?
Admiral Olsen: Don't forget about the Joker's girlfriend.
President: These are villains Amanda. What makes you think you can control them?
Waller: Because getting people to act against their own self-interests for the national security of the U.S is what I do for a living. You take the finest special forces officer this nation has ever produced, Colonel Rick Flag.
June: Help me.
Waller: I assigned him to watch Dr.Moone, and just as I hoped, it got personal.
June: Are you gonna kiss me or not?
Waller: I have the witch's heart. And Dr.Moone has his. Now he'll follow my orders as Holy Writ. In a world of flying men and monsters, this is the only way to protect our country.
Dexter Tolliver: What if Superman had decided to fly down, rip off the roof of the White House and grab the president of the US right out of the Overall office? Who would've stopped him? We got contingency plans for nukes in North Korea, anthrax in our mail. We got fluoride in our water. But what happens if the next Superman becomes a terrorist? Amanda Waller has a plan. Amanda?
Waller: I want to build a team of some very bad people who I think can do some good. Like fight a next war, defeat the next Superman.
General: Not on my watch. You're not putting those monsters back out on the street in our name.
Waller: General, we run them covertly non- attributed. Strictly need to know. And if they get caught, we throw them under the bus. The next war will be fought with these meta humans. Ours or Theirs. We're not the only ones kicking up rocks looking for them.
General: You know we can't control these people.
Flag: June, Be strong!
Waller: Meet the Enchantress. Everything we know about her, is in your briefing packs. She's walked this earth for a very long time and will likely be here when we're long gone.
General 2: This meeting is ... is now a magic show?
Waller: Magic or not, this girl can do some pretty incredible things. Go get it, girl. How about a little something from the weapons ministry vault in Tehran? We've been chasing these plans for years.
General: Please don't touch me. Please don't touch me.
Waller: Thank you. We'd like Dr.Moone back.
June: Enchantress. Please, Please. I'm sorry. I can' ...I can't do that again. I can' ...
Waller: Flag, get her out of here.
Dexter Tolliver: I move to ...authorize Amanda Waller to establish "Task Force X" under the Argus program.
General: All right.
Waller: Thank you Mr. Chairman.
Griggs: Welcome to Belle Reve, special security barracks. How you doing man?
Flag: Why don't you kiss her ass? She is in charge.
Griggs: Welcome, ma'am. How are you? I'm here to assist you in anyway.
Waller: Where are they?
Harley: Are you the Devil?
Killer Croc: Ain't you scared?
Flag: Why'd they put you down here?
Killer Croc: I asked.
Griggs: You. ese. Hola, amigo. Put that burrito down. You got visitors, man.
Diablo: What's up? Hey, you want some of this? Then come down here. That ain't me.
Waller: That wasn't you?
Diablo: Nah, they say it's me, but that ain't me. That guy's gone. He's dead.
Waller: And yet, here you are.
Flag: Ma'am. Let me try to talk to him. You wanna die in here buddy? You got a real shot at walking at the block again. Have a nice cold beer, a nice meal. A Women.
Diablo: Look, man ... You ain't the first to ask, and you ain't gonna be the last.
Flag: Ask what?
Diablo: I'm a man. Okay? I ain't no weapon. I'mmna die in peace before I raise my fists again. I've caused enough harm.
Flag: All right, unlock him.
Flag: You heard me.
Griggs: You know what this man can do?
Flag: I'm here to find out. Lose the restraints.
Floyd: OK. What is this? Cheerleading tryouts?
Flag: Let's go. Let's see what you can do. They say you never missed a shot. Prove it. Now you got one in the chamber. What you gonna do with it?
Griggs: Hhhh ... Shit.
Ames: Give me the word, boss. I'll drop him.
Flag: Everybody calm down. Griggs, tell your men to stand down.
Floyd: Tell them : "Put it down".
Griggs: Stand down. Colonel, for the record, this is exactly what I was concerned about.
Floyd: What's for dinner?
Griggs: Ames, if this man shoots me, I want you to kill him. And I want you to go and clear my browser history.
Floyd: See ...the firing pin is filed down, right? Mag full of dummy rounds. If I pull the trigger, nothing happens.
Waller: You're absolutely right. Why would we give a loaded weapon to an infamous hitman? Go ahead, pull the trigger. Empty it.
Griggs: Don't empty nothing. You don't even know this lady. I've known you, like, nine months. Remember when I brought you that cookie? That was real cookie.
Floyd: What? Y'all Jokers must be crazy. All right. Now you know what you're buyin'. Let me tell you the price. first ... I want outta here. Second, I want full custody of my daughter. All right? And her mom can have, like ...supervised visits. But, her boyfriend can't come. Darnell can't come.
Flag: Darnell's out.
Floyd: He's out. Third, y'all gonna pay for my daughter's whole education. Best schools. And then I want her to go to college. Like Harvard. Or Yale.
Flag: So Ivy league.
Floyd: Ivy league, yeah. One of them big joints, you know? And if she can't cut it ... and her grades start slipping, I need you to white- people that thing. You know how y'all do.
Flag: Oh yeah.
Floyd: You know, right? Ok. Now that's my price. But I'm concerned ...'cause I don't see nobody writing shit down.
Flag: You're in no position to make any demands.
Floyd: Oh. I'm sorry. You thought I was talking to you. No, errand boy. I'm talking to your boss. That's my price, sweetie. You know what it is.
Flag: You notice these are criminals? They're psychotic antisocial freaks. It makes no sense. Let me hit the Tier One units and I'll build you a team of pipe hitters who'll do anything you can dream up. I mean, you need real soldiers. Not these scumbags.
Waller: In World War 2, the US Navy made a deal with he mafia to protect its ships on the waterfront.
Flag: This ain't World War 2.
Waller: It's WW3.
Flag: What are you really up to?
Waller: It's a "need- to- know", and, all you need to know is you work for me.
Flag: That can change with a phone call. I have friends, too. You know.
Waller: There you go. Call. But without you minding her, your lady friend stays here strapped to a board in a drug- induced coma.
Flag: They warned me about you. I didn't believe the stories.
Waller: Nobody does.
Joker: Where is she?
Jonny Frost: It's complex. This is not just her. Everybody's disappeared. There's this new law, where if you're a bad enough, bad guy they stamp "Terrorist" on your jacket. They send you to this swamp in Louisiana. A black site. That's where she is. So what are we doin'?
Joker: Bring the car around. We're going for a drive.
Griggs: Lester! Lester! Hit me one more time! Come on, Man You gotta call upstairs and tell them to float me another 10k.
Mafia Guy: Boss wants to see you.
Griggs: You know who I am? Good job, Man. He's killin' it. Come on Man. Why am I here? All right! Yeah! I'm down. I get it! All right? I've had run of bad decks. Not my fault. All right?
Casino Boss: Dude, this is real. I had to stop these guys from burning down your house with your kids in it. But, you're lucky.
Griggs: Maybe. Why do you think so?
Jonny Frost: Yo, Slick, what's up?
Griggs: Griggs. You are ...?
Jonny Frost: You might wanna keep your mouth shut.
Griggs: Can I go, man? What the hell's going on, man? This is crazy.
Joker: All of that chitchat's gonna get you hurt.
Griggs: My God!!!
Joker: I could tell you meant that.
Joker: You're gonna be my friend.
Nurse: Log time of death. 16:20
Nurse: Let's get her down to the morgue.
Flag: June? June? June. June. What did you do? OK.
Businessman: Plus, it could be the routing number. Wanna go for drinks?
Enchantress: Brother I have freed you.
Incubus: Where are we?
Enchantress: The same world only much later
Incubus: What happened?
Enchantress: The humans turned against us
Incubus: But they worshipped us? We were gods to them
Enchantress: Now they worship machines. So I will build a machine that will destroy them all. Build your strength. Feed on them. And wait for me to return. Enchantress.
Flag: God damn it! June! June! June! I'm sorry. She went somewhere.
June: If you have to choose between her or me ...stop her. Promise me you'll stop her. Even if it kills me.
Police Officer: Sir! Sir, You okay? Can you breathe? Did you take anything? This is 21. Send medical to my location.
Physician: I'm a physician.
Dispatcher: Roger. Bringing medical to your location.
Physician: No pulse. Starting compressions.
Police Officer 2: Sir Midway city is under attack. It's a non- human entity.
Dexter Tolliver: I think you know what to do, sir.
General: Activate Task Force X ...and get Amanda Waller and her whole circus on scene ASAP.
Military Extra: Sir. We're going live with Task Force X. Pull'em.
Griggs: Prisoners, get down on your knees. now! Down on your knees! Hands in the air! Turn around. Hands up high!
Harley: Hey, I'm cooperating. All right? This is me being cool.
Griggs: Take her. Do not fire that goddamn weapon! Damn it! Open the gate! Everybody, line up for extraction. Let's go! Let's move, move!
Floyd: Yeah! Open the door! Let's go!
Guards: Hit him! Hurry up, before he smokes us!
Griggs: Where you at? Is that the new guy?
Harley: What is that? What is that? Who are you?
Medical Officer: Standby. Arming device.
Harley: Who are you? I don't know who you are.
Medical Officer: Device armed.
Harley: Hey ... I'm talking to you. Hey ... I'm talking to you.
Medical Officer: injection Successful.
Medical Officer 2: Location verified.
Floyd: Anybody who touches me is dead. Anybody who ...lady.
Medical Officer: injection Successful.
Floyd: Hey! Miss? What was that?
Medical Officer 2: Location verified. Next!
Floyd: Oh, you deaf. You one of them deaf hoes.
Medical Officer 3: Come on.
Medical Officer: Shut up, and get it done.
Griggs: Listen, you're being transferred. I don't know where you're going. It's from Mr. J. You gonna tell him I took care of you?
Harley: You're so screwed.
Griggs: What do you mean by that? What do you mean by that? Get off me! Get off me! Harley, what do you mean by that? Harley!!!
Van Driver: Hey, I got a delivery. I have a gift basket for Dr.Van Criss.
Guard at Gate: You're not on the access list. I can't let you in. Sorry.
Van Driver: Cool if I leave it with you? I'm way behind today. Thank you. You're a good man.
Jonny Frost: Open up.
Medic's Wife: Just please, do whatever they say. Do whatever they say. Just do it.
Joker: This look neat.
Unknown Men: Light it up! Light it up! Light it up!
Flag: He's right above us.
June: This is a mistake. Rick, I can't do this. I can't d ...
Flag: Listen ... Listen There is no other way. Just get it done. Just get it done.
Waller: Flag, talk to me. What's going on down there?
Flag: Amanda, she bolted.
Waller: Say it again?
Flag: She bolted!
Enchantress: Brother help me. Before she kills me.
Incubus: Where's your heart?
Enchantress: I will take it back. Until then you will share your power. Now help me build my weapon. It's time to wipe them out.
Military Extra: Worldwide military is on alert. Our weapons are ineffective.
General: I thought this was contained!
Unknown Man: Guys. I need all three of you follow me please. Anybody with blood.
Bride: This is the worst day of my life.
Male Dispatch: All evacuees must report to a FEMA representative.
Military Personnel: What's going on in that city?
Flag: Those assholes here yet?
Military Personnel: Yeah. They're here.
Flag: Alpha, Bravo team, on me.
Military Personnel: What the hell, Flag?
Harley: Hi, boys! Harley Quinn. How do you do? Haaah? What was that? I should kill everyone and escape? Sorry. The voices. I'm kidding. jeez! That's not what they really said.
Flag: What do we got here? 12 pounds of shit in a 10- pound sack. Welcome to party, Capitan Boomerang.
Captain Boomerang: Hey, hey, hey ... What's going on, man?
Flag: Calm down.
Captain Boomerang: Hey, one minute I'm playing Mahjong with me nanna then this red streak hits me outta nowhere.
Flag: Shut up! You were caught robbing a diamond exchange.
Captain Boomerang: I was not.
Flag: Here comes Slipknot the man who climb anything. Wonderful.
Bodyguard: Have a good time, scumbag.
Bodyguard 2: Straighten up!
Slipknot: She had a mouth.
Flag: Listen up! In your necks injection you got, it's a nanite explosive. the size of a rice grain but it's powerful as a hand grenade. You disobey me, you die. You try to escape, you die. You otherwise irritate or vex me, and guess what? You die.
Harley: I'm known to be quite vexing. I'm just forewarning you.
Flag: Lady, shut up! This is the deal. You're going somewhere very bad to do something that'll get you killed. But until that happens you're my problem.
Floyd: So was that like a pep talk?
Flag: Yeah. That was a pep talk. There's your shit. Grab what you need for a fight. We're wheels up in 10.
Floyd: You might wanna work on your team motivation thing. You heard of Phil Jackson?
Floyd: He's like a gold standard. OK? Triangle, bitch. Study
Harley: What? Won't fit anymore? Too much junk in the trunk?
Floyd: Nah. Every time I put this on, somebody dies.
Floyd: I like putting it on.
Harley: Goody. Somethin' tells me a whole lotta people are about to die.
Diablo: Yeah. It's us. We're being led to our deaths.
Captain Boomerang: Speak for yourself mate. Hey, what's that crop on your face? Does it wash off?
Harley: Hey, if you like a girl, can you light her cigarette with your pinkie? because that would be real classy.
Floyd: Hey, y'all might wanna leave old boy alone. He could torch this whole joint. Ain't that right, ese?
Diablo: Ain't got nothing to worry about from me. I'm cool, homie.
Flag: Behold the voice of god.
Waller: For those of you who don't know me officially, my Name is Amanda Waller. There's an active terrorist event in Midway City. I want you to enter the city, rescue HVT- 1 and get them to safety.
Floyd: I'm sorry. For those of us who don't speak good guy, what is HVT- 1?
Waller: The only person that matters in the city ...the one person you can't kill. Complete the mission, you get time off your prison sentence. Fail the mission, you die. Anything happens to Colonel Flag, I'll kill every single one of you. Remember, I'm watching. I see everything.
Flag: There's your pep talk.
Floyd: Compared to your shit, she killed it. So that's it? What, we some kind of Suicide Squad?
Flag: I'll notify your next of kin. Alpha, Bravo team, Mount up! You're late.
Katana: I was busy.
Man in Flashback: Please have mercy.
Katana: Where was the mercy for my husband?
Man in Flashback: I didn't kill him.
Katana: But you watched. Criminals deserve no mercy.
Flag: This is Katana. She's got my back. She can cut all of you in half with one sword stroke. Just like mowing the lawn. I would advise not getting killed by her. Her sword traps the souls of its victims.
Harley: Harley Quinn. Nice to meet ya. Love your perfume. What is that? The stench of death?
Katana: Should I kill them?
Flag: Easy cowgirl. Ain't that kind of mission. Have a seat.
Harley: She seems nice.
Harley: Look at the pretty lights! Are you guys seein' this?
Floyd: What happened?
Flag: Terror attack. Dirty bombs, bad guys shooting up the place with AKs. You know, usual shit.
Floyd: Right. Yeah, you're a bad liar. I don't know if they told you ...but I'm a hitman. I'm not a fireman. I don't save people.
Flag: Anything for a dollar, right?
Floyd: You know the dark places, too. Don't act like you don't.
Flag: I'm a soldier! And you're a serial killer who takes credit cards. When the shooting starts ... and it will, you'll cut and run.
Pilot: Six- one is going down. Six- one is going down hard. Stand by. Drop the ramp.
Harley: What a ride!
Flag: We're okay. We're okay. Assets are undamaged.
Captain Boomerang: Mind games.
Slipknot: What's that?
Captain Boomerang: All this bomb in the neck crap. That ain't real, mate See. they're trying to trap us with our own minds. right? But you look around, we're free, brah.
Slipknot: How do you know this?
Captain Boomerang: Just trust me. I know, all right? It's a con. Now I'm going. because I got a life to live. Question is, are you coming?
Captain Boomerang: Smart!
Flag: Hold your fire.
Captain Boomerang: Sorry. It's what I do.
Waller: Damn it.
Harley: Now that's a killer app!
Flag: Okay. you wanna keep playing ...the Hollywood Squares version of "I'll Blow your freaking Head Off?" Are you next?
Diablo: You tripping, homie.
Flag: You next, Deadshot?
Floyd: You just threatened me?
Flag: Oh, yeah.
Floyd: He just threatened me.
Captain Boomerang: You got a boyfriend?
Floyd: I'm gonna kill him.
Harley: Well, you better make it quick 'cause he's gonna kill all of us one by one.
Floyd: I'm gonna drop him. the sword lady. five or seven of these SEALs. After that, I'm gonna need some help. you down?
Harley: Always. What about the shit in our necks?
Floyd: Your friend's gonna help us out with that, right?
Harley: You're my friend, too.
Floyd: Stay evil, doll face, Spread the word.
Military on Radio: I'm standing by for follow on tasking. C2, what is the operational load of the PLS?
Seal 1: Boss, we got people up here.
Flag: I'm on my way. Shit! Amanda, we have hostiles up ahead.
Waller: Flag. get out of there. We're not here to fight them. We know that doesn't work.
Flag: Copy that. We're diverting. Bump out second two squad two blocks east. We'll pass through you ...continue north.
Seal 1: Take Bravo two blocks east. We'll leapfrog through you once you're in position.
Military on Radio: Copy that.
Captain Boomerang: Hey. I like these odds, mate. You just say the word.
Harley: Yeah. Come on.
Floyd: Yeah. Hold that thought.
Seal 2: Rick, why do they look like that?
Flag: Just stay cool.
Floyd: The hell are they?
Flag: You cut and run. I'll blow your head off. Hit'em!
Flag: Hey. Get off me! Get off me! Son of a ...
Seal 1: Flag!
Harley: Good riddance
Floyd: Harley! He dies. we die.
Harley: Shut up.
Seal 3: Backblast, clear!
Captain Boomerang: Pinky.
Floyd: That's how I cut and run. Hey. Hey. come on.
Harley: What? I saw it move. See? It flinched. I think.
Captain Boomerang: Hey. you were some help. princess.
Diablo: It's better this way. Trust me.
Captain Boomerang: Oh, yeah you're the fire bloke. eh?
Diablo: Yeah, I was. Yeah.
Captain Boomerang: Right. Yeah. Hey. Well. look at here. It's fire.
Floyd: Wants to explain this?
Flag: If I told you, would you believe me?
Harley: What are they?
Flag: I don't know.
Floyd: That's bullshit. This guy had a 3000$ watch. Is that a Person?
Flag: It was. Now it's not. Hey, don't.
Captain Boomerang: What?
Flag: We got a job to do. Keep movin'. Get your boys moving.
Seal 4: Let's go.
Flag: Waller, we are moving toward the objective. We lost contact with Bravo. you got a visual?
Waller: Stand by. Anything on the squadron?
Female Assistant: No ma'am. Code7 I need your sensors in those coordinates.
Waller: Flag, it's a negative. they were engaged when you were, but we've lost them.
Enchantress: Now you belong to my army.
Flag: Seriously? What the hell is wrong with you people?
Harley: We're bad guys. It's what we do.
Seal 1: Take a knee.
Flag: Our body's at the top of that building. We get up there ... Pull them out of the vault they're hiding in. Helos extract us off the roof. It's miller times.
Seal 1: Check
Flag: Waller? We're about to enter the building. Get that chopper ready.
Floyd: What do say we get this over with?
Flag: What the hell? Deadshot. Fall back. You mind if we tag along?
Captain Boomerang: Look like we have a spot of luck.eh? Be a walk in the park. Easy peasy.
Floyd: Don't make me shoot you. God damn it. Harley!
Flag: Go! Go! Go! Go!
Harley: Hey, guys! Come on. Let's go.
Female Assistant: Ma'am. I got motion detectors going off on the secure floors.
Waller: Flag...Theyre all around you.
Waller: Use extreme caution.
Floyd: I dont like this, Flag.
Flag: I dont like it either.
Floyd: I will knock your ass out. I do not care that you're a girl.
Floyd: They're after Flag again.
Flag: Get off me.
Floyd: Circle up. Circle around him.
Flag: Let me fight!
Floyd: You die. We die.
Flag: Clear! Everyone move out.
Floyd: Where you been, homie?
Diablo: This aint my fight!
Floyd: You know what? You dont stand for shit.You ain't about shit!
Diablo: Don't touch me, man!
Floyd: Dont touch you? What you gonna do?
Diablo: Don't touch me!
Floyd: Im touching you! Im touching you! Do something. Do something!
Diablo: Dont touch me! You wanna see something?
Floyd: Yes, I wanna see ...
Diablo: You wanna see something?
Floyd: Yes I wanna see something. I was just trying to get you there. Phil Jackson. We good, right?
Harley: I knew you'd come through.
Floyd: That shit crazy.
Unknown soldier: Clear.
Harley: I gotta work on my cardio.
Joker: Question.Would you die for me?
Joker: That's too easy. Would you ... ? Would you live for me?
Joker: Careful. Do not say this oath thoughtlessly. Desire becomes surrender. Surrender becomes power. Do you want this?
Harley: I do.
Joker: say it. Say it. Say it. Pretty, pretty, pretty ...
Joker: God, you're so ...Good.
Floyd: Relax. Just me.
Harley: You ever been in love?
Floyd: Nah. never.
Floyd: You don't kill as many people as I've killed and still sleep like a kitten If you feel shit like love.
Harley: Another textbook sociopath.
Unknown soldier: Clear.
Unknown soldier: Clear.
Flag: All right, secure the roof. Sweep for shooters so we can bring in our aviation assets. Going to the roof. Wait here. Please. I don't wanna gave this dude a heart attack okay?
Harley: Aw, He's embarrassed of us.
Floyd: Hey, Flag. This dude better cure cancer after all of this shit. You ready? let's go.
Waller: You wouldn't have made it without them.
Flag: We got lucky. I don't do luck. I do planning and precision.
Waller: Admit it, rick. I was right.
Flag: Yeah, I told you to get on the damn truck. Why'd you say?
Waller: I was studying your girlfriend. She takes an average person ... A yoga mom an elderly retiree and she turns them into a soldier Who can take a headshot and still fight. It's an instant army. How'd she do it. Flag? How'd she game the system with you watching her every move?
Flag: I'll accept the consequences
Waller: I am your consequence.
Floyd: You might need to be careful. They think we're rescuing Nelson Mandela.
Waller: I can take care of myself. Shut it down, wipe the drivers.
Female Assistant: Yes, ma'am.
Unknown Assistant: Copy that.
Floyd: Hey, man I know you can't hear me 'cause you're trapped ... In your temple of soldierly self- righteousness ... But a two- faced dude like you wouldn't survive a second on the street.
Flag: Oh, says the guy who shoots people for money.
Floyd: My cards is on the table, man.
Flag: It got done. didn't it?
Floyd: Damn. That is just ...A mean lady.
Flag: Yeah. You get used to it.
Floyd: And I'm the bad guy? That's gangsta.
Waller: What? They weren't cleared for any of this any of it.
Flag: Hey. I'm not judging. I've buried a lot of mistakes, too.
Harley: No way.
Flag: Let's go home.
Captain Boomerang: Yeah. let's go home. That sounds good. you guys wanna go home? Or you wanna go back to prison?
Harley: I'm not going back to prison.
Captain Boomerang: What I'm saying is ...We kill the pair of 'em now before they kill us.
Waller: I got this. You all made it this far. Don't get high- spirited on me and ruin a good thing.
Killer Croc: I like her.
Unknown Soldier: Savior one- zero, this is Ground Element. Savior one- zero, how copy? Savior one- zero, the LZ's clear. Boss, they're not talking to me.
Flag: Our bird's been jacked. Light it up!
Harley: What? I got hickey or something?
Joker: Professor, could you pick up the pace?
Joker: Hello, baby.
Waller: Kill her!
Flag: Her nanite's disarmed!
Joker: Come on, baby.
Waller: Deadshot ...Shoot that woman right now!
Floyd: She ain't do shit to me.
Waller: You're a hitman. right? I got a contract. Kill Harley Quinn. Do it for your freedom and your kid.
Floyd: Now she dead. I missed.
Captain Boomerang: Good one, mate.
Waller: It's Waller. Savior one- zero's been hijaked. Shoot it down.
Soldier on Radio: Roger that ma'am. going hot.
Harley: Puddin'! You got all dressed up for me?
Joker: You know I'd do anything for you. By the way, I've got some grape soda on ice, and a bear skin rug waitin'.
Jonny Frost: Boss, we got a problem.
Joker: This bird is baked.
Joker: Okay, honey. Its me and you.
Harley: Lets do it.
Soldier on Radio: Target destroyed, ma'am
Waller: Thank you. Now get me off this roof.
Soldier on Radio: Yes, ma'am.We are inbound.
Waller: The Joker and Harley Quinn are no more.
Captain Boomerang: You couldnt save her.
Soldier on Radio: Roger.I see ya.
Flag: Watch your step. Ma'am.
Waller: Stand by. Ill send another helo!
Dexter Tolliver: Waller's down. Its over.
Unknown Soldier: Ops just confirmed. Shes down. 1k west.
Flag: Lets go get her. The missions not over.
Floyd: Nah. It is for me. We had a deal.
Flag: Without Waller, you got nothing.
Harley: Hey, guys. Im back! I missed you all so much.
Floyd: We're glad you could make it.
Captain Boomerang: Hey, craziness.
Incubus: Bring me my sisters heart.
Enchantress: With my heart returned, I can finish my weapon. Now tell me how to destroy your armies.
Waller: Do your worst, bitch!
Floyd: So let me guess. Were going to the swirling ring of trash in the sky. you know, 'cause why wouldn't we When does this end, Flag?
Flag: Load up. Were in for a fight.
Floyd: You tell everybody everything. Or me and you are gonna go right now.
Flag: Three days ago, a non- human entity appeared in the subway station.
Flag: Waller, were almost there. So Waller sent me and a woman with incredibles abilities.
Flag: A witch. See, nobody could get near this thing ...but the witch could. Bombs ready. Set for two seconds. You just press the button and drop it. Needless to say the whole thing was a bad idea. She bolted!
Enchantress: Brother help me.
Flag: And thats how she escaped from Waller. So now you know.
Floyd: You can just kill me right now ...but I'm going to have a drink.
Flag: hey! Deadshot, I need your help.
Floyd: No, sir. You need a miracle.
Floyd: Heres to honor among thieves
Katana: Im not a thief.
Floyd: Oh.Shes not a thief. Well, we almost pulled it off ...Despite what everybody thought. Worst part of it is, theyre gonna blame us for the whole thing. And they cant have people knowing the truth. Were the patsies. The cover-up. Dont forget, were the bad guys. For about two sweet seconds ...I had hope.
Diablo: You had hope huh? Hope dont stop the wheel from turning, my brother.
Floyd: You preaching?
Diablo: Its coming back around for you. How many people you killed, man?
Floyd: You dont ask nobody no question like that, ese.
Diablo: You aint ever whacked down no women. No kids.
Floyd: I dont kill women and children.
Diablo: I do. See, I was born with the Devils gift. I kept it hidden most of my life, but ... The older I got, the stronger I got. So I started using it. for business, you know The more power on the street I got ... The more firepower I got. Like that shit went hand in hand. You know? One was feeding the other. Aint nobody tell me no. Except my old lady. You know, she used to pray for me.
Diablo's Wife: Youre welcome.
Diablo: Even when I didnt want it. God didnt give me this. Why should he take it away?
Diablo's Wife: Hey. This is our home.
Diablo: You put that back where you found it.
Diablo's Wife: Im taking my kids to my Moms.
Diablo: You aint taking my kids nowhere! See when I get mad, I lose control you know, I just ... I dont know what I do ...till its done.
Captain Boomerang: And the kids?
Harley: He killed them. Didn't you? Own that shit. Own it. What'd you think was gonna happen? Huh?
Floyd: Hey Harley, Come on.
Harley: What you were just ...Thinking you can have a happy family ...And coach little leagues and make car payments? Normals a setting on the dryer. People like us, we dont get normal!
Captain Boomerang: Why is it always a knife fight every single time you open your mouth? You know, outside youre amazing. But inside, youre ugly.
Harley: We all are. We all are! Except for him. Hes ugly on the outside, too.
Killer Croc: Not me, shorty. Im beautiful.
Harley: Yeah, you are. We don't want you here.
Flag: You get to the part in that binder saying I was sleeping with her?
Floyd: Yeah. I never been with a witch before. Whats that like? Apparently thats why the creatures chase him all the time. Cause the witch is scared of him.
Flag: The only woman I ever cared about ... is trapped inside that monster. If I don't stop the witch, its over. Everything is over. Everything. You're free to go. Your daughter writes you everyday. Every single day.
Floyd: You had these the whole time? You had letters from my daughter the whole time? Im gonna get you there. And you're gonna end this. Im gonna carry your ass if I have to. 'Cause this shit is gonna be like a chapter in the Bible. Everybody's gonna know what we did. And my daughter is gonna know that her daddy is not a piece of shit.
Harley: I'll come. What? You got something better to do? Come on! Pussies.
Flag: We think that thing's a weapon. Here. Lower.
Floyd: We gotta take out the big one.
Flag: I left a big ass demo charge down there in that subway. Theres a flooded tunnel ... Leads right underneath that building. SEALs, they can recover the charge, swim underneath that things feet. We get in its face and distract the hell out of that son of a bitch. So the swimmers can blow the bomb. Thats how we take it out.
Killer Croc: Im going with ya.
Seals: We got this.
Killer Croc: Im not asking bro. I live underground. Y'all are just tourists.
Katana: My dear husband if I die in battle. We will finally be together.
Flag: The man who killed her husband used that sword. His soul's trapped inside of it. She talks to him.
Captain Boomerang: Hey. well ...You know what they say about the crazy ones.
Flag: Lets do this.
Floyd: You gonna fight with us?
Diablo: What if I lose control?
Floyd: Then maybe well have a chance.
Flag: Duck in.
Harley: Hey, everyone can see all this trippy magic stuff right?
Flag: Yeah why?
Harley: Im off my meds.
Floyd: Thats your old lady huh?
Floyd: Well, you need to handle this shit, all right? Get up there, smack on her ass, tell her : " knock this shit off".
Flag: I do not think that'd be wise. Im gonna draw out the big one. My boys will detonate the bomb underneath him.
Captain Boomerang: You know, we should get a drink sometimes.
Enchantress: Ive been waiting for you all night. Step out of the shadows. I wont bite.
Flag: What the hell? Grab her.
Enchantress: Why are you here? Because the soldier led you? And all for Waller? Why do you serve those who cage you? I am your ally. And I know what you want. Exactly what you want.
June: Baby. Baby. Baby. Its just a nightmare. Its just a bad dream. Im here.
Diablo's Wife: Miss me? I'll put the kids to sleep and then we can kick it? Yeah?
Diablo: I cant change what I did. And neither can you!
Harley: He married me.
Diablo: Its not real.
Floyd: I killed the Bat.
Diablo: No homie, you dont want that.
Harley: What? I want that.
Diablo: Shes trying to play games with you man. Its not real!
Flag: Hes right. Its not real.
Enchantress: How long have you been able to see?
Diablo: My whole life. You cant have them. These are my people right here.
Enchantress: But it is our time. The sun is setting and the magic rises. The metahumans are a sign of change.
Floyd: Lady ...You are EVIL!
Enchantress: Brother. make them bow to me.
Floyd: Oh wow!
Captain Boomerang: Who's this? Its gonna be bad!
Floyd: We should run.
Flag: GQ, come in. were in position.
Unknown Soldier: We gotta get him in that corner. Thats where the bomb will be.
Diablo: I'll do it! I'll get him there. I lost one family. I ain't gonna lose one another.
Floyd: Look, think it through ...
Diablo: I got this. Let me show you what I really am. Over here!
Killer Croc: Go!
SEAL: Rick, in position. Standing by.
Flag: Diablo, drive him into the corner!
Captain Boomerang: Get him mate. Come on.
Floyd: Yeah, do it.
Flag: Diablo, get clear Get out of there!
Diablo: Blow it!
Floyd: Blow it.
Flag: Now GQ, now.
Flag: Everybody down!
Diablo: Now youre screwed.
Floyd: You next.
Enchantress: My spell is complete. Once you and armies are gone, my darkness will spread across this world. And it would be mine to rule.
General: That was our main satellite uplink.
Dexter Tolliver: How did this witch even know how to target this thing? Its a secret facility.
Floyd: You got a move here, Flag?
Flag: We gotta cut her heart out.
Flag: While were fighting ...that thing is laying waste to the whole damn world. Where is she?
Harley: I dont know
Floyd: Hey. Look out look out!
Harley: Uh-oh. Sorry.
Enchantress: Enough! Of all who have faced me ...you have earned mercy. For the last time ... join me ...or die.
Harley: Im not much of a joiner ...but maybe we should.
Floyd: Hey. shes trying to take over the world.
Harley: So? Whats the world ever done for us anyway? It hates us.
Floyd: Hey Harley!
Harley: Hey lady? I lost my Puddin'. But you can get him back, right?
Enchantress: I can, my dear. Anything you want.
Harley: You promise?
Enchantress: Yes. child. you need only Bow ...and serve beneath my feet.
Harley: I like what you're sellin' lady. Theres only one teeny problem. You messed with my friends.
Flag: Her hearts out! We can ends this. Hey, Croc!
Zoe: Please Daddy, Don't do it. The only way for us to be together is if you don't pull the trigger. Daddy I love you. Please don't do this.
Flag: That was a great shot man.
Floyd: Hey, I don't do hugs. Im not a hugger. Im not a hugger. All right?
Enchantress: Let me join my brother.
Flag: Katana, no! Give me that. you bring June back. you bring her back.
Enchantress: She's not coming back.
Flag: I'll crush this. Do you hear me? You bring June back or I'll crush this!
Enchantress: Go ahead. You don't have the balls.
Floyd: Hey, Flag.
June: She's gone.
Flag: I thought I killed you.
June: I thought I killed you.
Killer Croc: Y'all don't mind. I got me a sewer to crawl back into.
Floyd: Yeah, and I got some business to handle back in Gotham.
Harley: I'm going to hotwire a car, Need a ride?
Floyd: your ass is not driving.
Harley: Why not?
Floyd: How are you not dead?
Harley: We just saved the world. A "thank you" would be nice.
Waller: Thank you.
Harley: You're welcome.
Floyd: So, we did all of this and we don't get shit?
Waller: Ten years off you prison sentences.
Floyd: Nah. that's not enough. I'm seeing my daughter.
Waller: That can be arranged. Any other requests?
Harley: An espresso machine.
Killer Croc: BET.
Captain Boomerang: Ten years off a triple life sentence? Darling, I'm walking out of here a free man. Or we're to start having some real fun.
Waller: Why don't have some fun?
Floyd: You're trying to figure out this length. That's the hypotenuse. So you have to know this angle.
Zoe: Okay. So, if you're up here ...like an a building ...And you shoot a man down here on the street ...That's how far the bullet actually goes?
Floyd: Yeah. That's ... that's right! You are so smart, Right. The hypotenuse, good one. So that would make you have to know the angle ...Between the building and the sidewalk. You got to know that angle. No, I mean, in real life ...You have variables. you know. you got rifling twist. You got chamber pressure. You got bullet weight. Some shots you'll even have to take the curvature of the earth in with the ...
Flag: It's time...
Floyd: Wind effect. You know, there's a lot variables ... In the street. I gotta go.
Zoe: Are you coming back?
Floyd: Yeah. I'm working it out. All right? You know, promised my friends that i would just, you know, go ...Without killing them all. Bring it in.
Zoe: I love you. Daddy.
Floyd: I love you.
Captain Boomerang: Hey! Let me out! Let me out of here right now! Hey! you feel that? yeah. Let me out of here. darling, please. please, I'm begging you. Seriously. Listen to me. have you got a car? Because I'm a brilliant driver. Come on!
Harley: [after the SWAT officer reveals to be the Joker] Puddin!
Joker: [embraces her] Let's go home.
[At a restaurant with Bruce Wayne in a post credit scene.]
Amanda Waller: This is crown jewels here, Mr. Wayne. And you do understand my legal exposure if anyone knew what I procured for you.
Batman: Listen, I can keep a secret, OK? What do you want?
Waller: People have asked questions about Midway City. The kind of people can get the answers, And if they can get those answers, my head will be on a pike.
Batman: Consider yourself under my protection. If you deliver.
[Waller hands over several files of other metahumans to Wayne.]
Waller: Why, Mr. Wayne?
Batman: Just like to make friends.
Waller: It's the difference between us. You believe in friendship. I believe in the leverage.
Waller: You look tired. You should stop working at nights.
Batman: [warning Waller] You should shut it down, or my friends and I will do it for ya.
- Griggs: You know the rules, hotness. You gotta keep off these bars.
- Harley Quinn: What? These bars?
- Griggs: Yeah, those bars. [Harley licks the bars] Oh, my God. You are really in bad shape upstairs, lady!
- Harley Quinn: Gonna come in here and tell me that? Or are you too scared? Come on, I'm bored. I'm bored. Play with me!
- Griggs: You put five of my guards in the hospital, honey. No one's gonna play with you. You sleep on the ground.
- Harley Quinn: I sleep where I want, when I want, with who I want.
- The Joker: Dr. Quinzel. You know, I live for these moments with you. What do you got?
- Dr. Harleen Quinzel: I got you a kitty.
- The Joker: So thoughtful.
- Amanda Waller: [narration] She thought she was curing him, but she was falling in love.
- The Joker: There is something you could do for me, Doctor.
- Dr. Harleen Quinzel: Anything. I mean, yeah.
- The Joker: I need a machine gun.
- Dr. Harleen Quinzel: A machine gun?
- Amanda Waller: [narration] Talk about a workplace romance gone wrong.
- The Joker: [walking in] What do we have here?
- Harley Quinn: [strapped to table] I did everything you said. I helped you!
- The Joker: Uh, you helped me?!? By erasing my mind?!? [hitting the table above her head] What few faded memories I had! No. You left me in a black hole of rage and confusion. Is that the medicine you practice, Dr. Quinzel?
- Harley Quinn: What are you gonna do? You gonna kill me, Mr. J?
- The Joker: [hold electrode wands] What? Oh, I'm not gonna kill you. I'm just gonna hurt ya... really, really bad.
- Harley Quinn: You think so? Well, I can take it.
- The Joker: [putting the leather strap in her mouth] I wouldn't want you to break those perfect, porcelain cap teeth when the juice hits your brain.
- Dr. Harleen Quinzel: You're not leaving me. You're not leaving me!
- The Joker: You, you, you... little pain in the ass.
- Dr. Harleen Quinzel: I have done everything you said! Every test, every trial, every initiation. I have proved I love you, just accept it!
- The Joker: Got it! Got it, got it, got it. I am not someone who is... loved. I'm an idea! State of mind. I execute my will according to my plan and you, Doctor, are not part of my plan.
- Dr. Harleen Quinzel: Just let me in. I promise. Let me in! I promise I won't hurt you!
- The Joker: Promise? Promise? [laughs]
- The Joker: Question! Would you die for me?
- Dr. Harleen Quinzel: Yes.
- The Joker: That's too easy. Would you... Would you live for me? Hmm?
- Dr. Harleen Quinzel: Yes.
- The Joker: Careful. Do not say this oath thoughtlessly! Desire becomes surrender. Surrender becomes power. You want this?
- Dr. Harleen Quinzel: I do.
- The Joker: Say it. Say it. Say it. Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty...
- Dr. Harleen Quinzel: ...Please?
- The Joker: God, you're so... good.
- [Dr. Quinzel is pointing a gun at the Joker's head]
- The Joker: [sarcastically] Don't hurt me. I'll be your friend. [seriously] Do it. Do, do, do, do, do it.
- Dr. Harleen Quinzel: My heart scares you and a gun doesn't?
- The Joker: Do it! [snatches gun away and laughs] If you weren't so crazy, I'd think you're insane. Go... away.
- Admiral Burns: These are villains, Amanda. What makes you think you can control them?
- Amanda Waller: Because getting people to act against their own self-interest for the national security of the United States is what I do for a living.
- The Joker: [about Harley] Where is she?
- Frost: It's complex. This is not just her. Everybody's disappearing. There's this new law, where if you're a bad enough bad guy, they stamp "terrorist" on your jacket. They send you to this swamp in Louisiana. A black site. That's where she is. So what do we do?
- The Joker: Bring the car around. We're going for a drive.
- [Upon awakening her brother, The Incubus]
- Enchantress: Brother, I have freed you.
- Incubus: Where are we?
- Enchantress: The same World only much later.
- Incubus: What happened?
- Enchantress: The humans turned against us.
- Incubus: But they worshipped us. We were gods to them.
- Enchantress: Now they worship machines, so I will build a machine that will destroy them all. Build your strength, feed on them, and wait for me to return.
- Rick Flag: You disobey me, you die. You try to escape, you die. You otherwise irritate or vex me... and guess what? You die.
- Harley Quinn: I'm known to be quite vexing. I'm just forewarning you.
- Rick Flag: Lady, shut up!
- [Harley pouts]
- Deadshot: You might wanna work on your team motivation thing. You've heard of Phil Jackson?
- Rick Flag: Yeah.
- Deadshot: He's like the gold standard, okay? Triangle, bitch! Study.
- [Harley smashes a shop window]
- Rick Flag: Seriously? What the hell is wrong with you people?
- Harley Quinn: [takes a purse] We're bad guys. It's what we do.
- Harley Quinn: Why do you eat people?
- Killer Croc: Gives me their power.
- Harley Quinn: Would you like to eat me?
- Killer Croc: Hell, no.
- Harley Quinn: Aw, why not?
- Killer Croc: I don't want your crazy.
- Harley Quinn: Says the guy who lives in a sewer.
- Killer Croc: At least I know it's a sewer.
- Harley Quinn: Oh, I get it! Because, like, this is a sewer, too. Only with nice shops and restaurants, right? You hate mankind much? Let me guess—Mommy didn't take you to Chuck E. Cheese on your sixth birthday. I can recommend a good therapist! [Croc growls]
- El Diablo: Why?
- Harley Quinn: Because I'm bored! I need a victim, a mind to pry apart and spit in.
- Captain Boomerang: Just leave it, mate. She's a rabbit hole, don't fall in.
- Harley Quinn: And here's one now. Japanese, female, mid-20s, 5'5", good health, athletic, and... an only child, with deep-seated father issues. Daddy wanted a son, so she has to hide behind a mask.
- Katana: [removes mask, shakingly] I am not... hiding.
- Harley Quinn: Yeah, that was gangster.
- Harley Quinn: You ever been in love?
- Deadshot: Nah, never.
- Harley Quinn: Bullshit.
- Deadshot: You don't kill as many people as I've killed and still sleep like a kitten, if you feel shit like love.
- Harley Quinn: Another textbook sociopath.
- Harley Quinn: You got all dressed up for me?
- The Joker: Oh, you know I'd do anything for you. By the way, I've got some grape soda on ice and a bear skin rug waiting.
- Harley Quinn: [to Diablo, after assuming he killed his own children] Own that shit. Own it! What'd you think was gonna happen, huh?
- Deadshot: Hey, Harley. Come on.
- Harley Quinn: What, you were just... thinking you can have a happy family and coach little leagues, and make car payments? Normal is a setting on the dryer. People like us, we don't get normal!
- Captain Boomerang: Why is it always a knife fight every single time you open your mouth?! You know, outside you're amazing. But inside, you're ugly.
- Harley Quinn: We all are. We all are! [looks at Killer Croc] Except for him. He's ugly on the outside, too.
- Killer Croc: Not me, shorty. I'm beautiful.
- Harley Quinn: [flirting] Yeah, you are.