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  • Narrator: Ahhh, 'ere we are at Bikini Bottom... and today we will be following my favorite creature SpongeBob SquarePants on his adventures around Bikini Bottom. Today he is in search of the Best Birthday Present ever, for his best friend Patrick. The question is how far will go for his best friend?
  • Spongebob: Gary, I just had a great idea about what to get Patrick for his birthday.
  • Barnacle Boy: Ohhh no, not you again. Just keep the noise down. What do you want?
  • Spongebob: It's my best friend Patrick's birthday and a signed photo of his favorite superheroes would be the best thing ever!
  • Barnacle Boy: Well we are a bit busy right now, not rest for super heroes!!!!! Well I know that Mermaid Man might consider signing one for a superhero snack.
  • Mermaid Man: ....sea-nut butter.... ....tomatoes.... ....jelly.....
  • Spongebob: Like a calculator, you can count on it! Hi Squidward!!! Ready for another great day together, friend?
  • Squidward: Today's Sunday, Spongebob. Forget the Krusty Krab. Hey moron, why don't you take your net and go waste somebody else's time!
  • Spongebob: Hey, I can use this net to catch jellyfish and throw them at those annoying critters! Yippee... Now to find the Jar of Sea-Nut Butter!
  • Sandy: Spongebob you silly of sponge, try using your helmet!!!
  • Spongebob: Yippee... Now to find the Kelp Lettuce... Off to Fish Hooks Park! Now to find the Bread. But where? I know! Bikini Bottom has loads of bread!
  • Mermaid Man: Zzzzzzzzzz.
  • Barnacle Boy: Zzzzzzzzz.
  • Spongebob: I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. Oops!
  • Barnacle Boy: Back already?... That is definitely a sandwich fit for a super hero!! Gonna need to think of something to test your super hero potential, and keep busy! Look MM is not in great super hero condition at the moment and he could really do with some pampering!! Some kelp cream and facial! Not for me you understand!
  • Spongebob: I'm on my way!! With this coral blower, I can suck up all those sea shells laying around, and use them to break the rock walls!
  • Mr. Krabs: Spongebob!!! Now listen Boy! I'm countin' on ya to use this ere coral blower to make your way around Bikini Bottom!!! And watch out for that scurvy Plankton he is up to his old tricks again!!!
  • Spongebob: Hmmmmm, using the coral blower on those rocks up these should cover up those spikes! Then Gary can walk over them. Te-heee-hee! Now Gary, follow me. I'll protect you!! Just head for your food Gary!! Yippee... Now to find the Loofah...... That has to be in Thermal Tunnerls!!
  • Patrick: Hey Spongebob, I got an extra balloon for my birthday. Want it? Ooooo, you're floating away! Hey, where'd my balloon go? Spongebob! Now to find the Mud Pack...off to those nasty Acrid Air Pockets, better make sure I'm nice and moist!
  • Spongebob: I can make bubbles! And what do you know, I can jump on them! Now to find the False Teeth... only in the lava fields, better pack some ice-it's gonna be a hot one! Right! Now back to Mermaid Man to receive my new orders!!! Aaah!!!
  • Barnacle Boy: This is amazing, how did you manage that!! Reflecto has nothing on you kid, you must really love your mate Trevor!
  • Spongebob: It's Patrick!
  • Barnacle Boy: Whatever! Look we could do with some new uniforms? So how about you pop back pre-historic Bikini Bottom to see what you can find!!!!
  • Spongebob: By the power of Neptune, and the use of Planktons Time Machine I shall go through time!
  • Plankton: Blast you SpongeBreath, you have found my secret time machine! Whatever you do make sure you fill it up before you bring it back!!!!
  • Spongebob: This floor doesn't look too stable. A good of butt bounce should do the trick.
  • Mr. Krabs: Spongebob!!! Now listen boy! There are dangerous surfaces that none shall pass unless they have squeaky boots. I happen to have a pair. You can owe me.
  • Spongebob: Now to find the Scallop Bra, the only place is Desert Wasteland. But what if I get stuck in quicksand? Like that's gonna happen!!
  • Sandy: Hai yah! Excellent! You'll be able to use this move on most of the enemies you encounter, as well as special objects.
  • Spongebob: Now to find a pair of Shell slippers..... and in to Kelp Jungle! A few bubbles should get me up there...
  • Patrick: DADADADADADUMDUMDUMDUM.... Here you go Spongebob!
  • Spongebob: Uh Oh, those plants are moving! They're not trees....... Hellllllllppppppp! Alright, let's get out of here and back to Shady Shoals!! What is that smell!! Surprise! I'm back!
  • Mermaid Man: Gasp!
  • Barnacle Boy: Gasp!
  • Spongebob: Look what I have got for you!
  • Barnacle Boy: Look kid you are beginning to bug me now! One of my favorite kelp bars would be great. Hey kid, you can only get them in Bikini Bottom!
  • Spongebob: I'm on my way!! Tarter sauce! It ate my coin. Double Tarter sauce, it's empty!! This one is empty too?? They really should refill them more often... or at least once.... This one too? Who could be eating all these Kandy Bars...? I've got a kandy bar for my favorite Super Hero! Mmhh that's funny? Oh I know!
  • Barnacle Boy: Mmhh! Thanks kid. Look Kid. MM has had to turn, the TV has broken and unless you get the right tools he is gonna miss his favorite cartoon. Can you help?
  • Spongebob: Does a snail meow? You bet! I need to find an oil can, but the only place is that abandoned oil rig. Hmmmm. That gives me an idea. Now, I need a monkey wrench!!! I got it! Well, celebration time is over! Now back to Bikini Bottom to add the finishing touches for my Birthday surprise!!! Anybody around here need a TV fixed??!! Nope, just force that there, hit that, twist that, erm put that there!!
  • Barnacle Boy: Congratulations SpongeBlob you earned this. Patrick is lucky to have a friend like you!
  • Spongebob: Gee thanks!!!
  • Barnacle Boy: Well, I hoped learnt today that friendship is something that is priceless! SB is not such a bad sponge after all!
  • Mermaid Man: SpongeBob SquarePants!!! Wait until I get my hands on that porous Freak!!!!
  • Spongebob: Happy Birthday Patrick from all your friends in Bikini Bottom!
  • Patrick: Today's my birthday? Hmm. I thought I was born a long time ago in a hospital. Thanks for the signed photo of my favorite superheroes anyhow. This is the best birthday ever!!
  • Spongebob: Happy Birthday!
  • Mermaid Man: Happy Birthday!
  • Barnacle Boy: Happy Birthday!
  • Gary: Happy Birthday!
  • Plankton: Happy Birthday!
  • Patrick: Happy Birthday!
  • Mr. Krabs: Happy Birthday!
  • Squidward: Happy Birthday!
  • Sandy: Happy Birthday!
  • Narrator: Stand still while I take your picture.