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00:00:01 - ♪ Yo, we're back again ♪ 00:00:04 ♪ Sophia Grace, Rosie mad hits ♪ 00:00:06 ♪ Ellen D. be yelling this is it ♪ 00:00:07 ♪ Like good thing she's got good wi-fi ♪ 00:00:09 ♪ Made us hotter than the hottest on prime time ♪ 00:00:11 ♪ Primetime with our hair so neat ♪ 00:00:13 ♪ We stop the beat, brush repeat ♪ 00:00:15 ♪ We got Katy Perry ♪ 00:00:16 ♪ That's what's up ♪ 00:00:17 ♪ And Justin Bieber ♪ 00:00:18 ♪ That's what's up ♪ 00:00:18 ♪ And we're chillin' with Pink and oh my gosh Nicki Minaj ♪ 00:00:22 ♪ Everybody jump up ♪ 00:00:23 ♪ Let me see those hands up ♪ 00:00:25 ♪ This song is for the anthem ♪ 00:00:27 ♪ Girl, you're so good ♪ 00:00:28 ♪ It's so good ♪ 00:00:29 ♪ Now we getting traction ♪ 00:00:30 ♪ Everybody's dancing ♪ 00:00:32 ♪ Listen to the sound ♪ 00:00:34 ♪ And girl it's so good ♪ 00:00:35 ♪ You're so good ♪ 00:00:36 ♪ You're so good ♪ 00:00:38 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, we're so good ♪ 00:00:42 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 00:00:44 ♪ Sophia Grace and Rosie ♪ 00:00:45 ♪ Everybody knows me ♪ 00:00:46 ♪ When princess dresses fit and we cozy ♪ 00:00:48 ♪ Hit the dance floor ♪ 00:00:49 ♪ Hit the dance floor ♪ 00:00:50 ♪ Show this club that we're here to dance for ♪ 00:00:52 ♪ Go, Rosie, go, Rosie, go ♪ 00:00:53 ♪ Go, Rosie, go, Rosie, go ♪ 00:00:55 ♪ Go, Rosie, go, Rosie, go ♪ 00:00:57 ♪ Go, Rosie, go ♪ 00:00:59 - I'm fantastic! 00:01:00 - ♪ Everybody jump up ♪ 00:01:02 ♪ Let me see those ♪ 00:01:04 - Well, what do you think? 00:01:06 - They have a certain appeal. 00:01:09 - They're gold. 00:01:10 - ♪ Everybody's dancing ♪ 00:01:10 ♪ Listen to sound and girl you're so good ♪ 00:01:14 ♪ You're so good ♪ 00:01:15 ♪ You're so good ♪ 00:01:17 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 00:01:19 ♪ You're so good ♪ 00:01:21 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪♪♪ 00:01:24 - [applause] - And we're off! 00:01:28 You've been a great audience. 00:01:29 Drive home carefully. 00:01:33 - [laughs] Ah, Sophia Rose, Gracie, you girls were great. 00:01:38 Girls, I'd like you meet your new segment producer for your next assignment. 00:01:42 - You can call me Phyllis Bundt, like the cake. 00:01:45 - Hi, Phyllis Bundt. 00:01:46 I'm Sophia Grace. 00:01:47 - And I'm Rosie. 00:01:49 Cake is very good. 00:01:51 - Nice to meet you. 00:01:52 - [giggling] - Oh, my, you're huggers. 00:01:54 Okay, okay. 00:01:57 The three of us are going to Switzelvania. 00:02:00 - Oh. 00:02:01 - You'll be correspondents for the biggest event in their history. 00:02:04 The coronation of their new queen. 00:02:06 - [squealing] - Have you heard of Switzelvania before? 00:02:10 - [laughing] - Have we? 00:02:13 - Switzelvania is a monarchy located-- - --on the Mediterranean. 00:02:16 - Recently, the country has been in the news-- - --after 50 years on the throne-- - --King Edward is stepping down. 00:02:21 - And will name-- - --one of his three daughters - --Princess Imogen-- - --Princess Cordelia-- - --or Princess Abigail-- - --to succeed him. 00:02:28 - The end. 00:02:29 - BOTH: My cousin helped me with this report. 00:02:31 Thank you. 00:02:33 - Great. 00:02:33 Ready to go to a castle? 00:02:35 - I'm so excited. 00:02:36 - [squealing] - We're going to have the best time. 00:02:49 - It's tea time, Phyllis Bundt. 00:02:51 - Oh, no, I can't, tea makes me anxious. 00:02:54 - It's imaginary tea. 00:02:55 And it's decaffeinated. 00:02:58 - Okay. 00:02:59 - Give me a number, Phyllis Bundt. 00:03:01 - How about 17,508. 00:03:04 - One, two, three... 00:03:07 Five hundred and three, five hundred and four, five hundred and five, five hundred and six-- - Are you married? 00:03:12 Who's your best friend? 00:03:13 Do you have a boyfriend? 00:03:14 Does he live with you? 00:03:14 I got my ears pierced when I was seven. 00:03:15 When did you get your ears pierced? 00:03:17 - I have a pet called Fluffy. 00:03:18 She's a hamster. 00:03:19 She's very, very fluffy. 00:03:21 That's why she's called fluffy. 00:03:22 - Are you a vegetarian? 00:03:23 Do you like eggs? 00:03:24 Who's your favorite pop star? 00:03:25 Mine is Nicki Minaj, Jay-Z, Beyoncé, One Direction. 00:03:28 I like everybody! 00:03:30 Who do you like? 00:03:31 - [sighs] - [thunder crashes] - [screaming] - Seventeen thousand five hundred and four-- - Morning! 00:03:46 - Uh. 00:03:46 - Seventeen thousand five hundred and five, seventeen thousand five hundred and six. 00:03:51 Done. 00:03:54 You're going to marry a prince! 00:03:57 - Ah! 00:03:58 - Ah, I'm so happy for you! 00:03:59 - Unlikely. 00:04:00 What I am gonna do though is sleep for the rest of the flight. 00:04:05 So sshhh. 00:04:08 [exhales] Okay. 00:04:10 - WOMAN ON LOUDSPEAKER: We've begun our descent. 00:04:13 Welcome to Switzelvania. 00:04:15 - [squealing] - Come on, Phyllis. 00:04:25 - [squealing] - [groaning] - Passport, check. 00:04:38 Luggage, check. 00:04:40 Sleeping, check. 00:04:44 - [squealing] - Switzelvania. 00:04:46 - [squealing] - Switzelvania, I can't wait. 00:04:49 - Oh, Rosie, we're gonna meet princesses. 00:05:15 - Switzelvania's so beautiful. 00:05:17 Isn't it beautiful, Phyllis Bundt? 00:05:22 Uh-oh. 00:05:23 - [horn honking] - Take us to the castle please. 00:05:33 - [gasping] - It's like a fairytale for real. 00:05:39 - ROSIE: Don't you think we should try and find Phyllis Bundt? 00:05:42 - SOPHIA GRACE: She's an adult. 00:05:42 I'm sure she can take care of herself. 00:05:44 - ROSIE: But we're children. 00:05:46 - SOPHIE GRACE: We're correspondents. 00:05:47 Phyllis Bundt would want us to go inside and meet the princesses. 00:05:58 - He's good. 00:06:01 - BOTH: Whoa! 00:06:02 - You're right, he's good. 00:06:08 - [reggae music playing] - We're here. 00:06:10 The castle, mon. 00:06:15 - This is a bar. 00:06:16 - Yeah, mon, the castle bar and grill. 00:06:17 It's most popular. 00:06:20 - What happened to the girls? 00:06:21 - What girls you talk about? 00:06:22 - The girls that were with me? 00:06:23 The girls I was supposed to protect with my life! 00:06:25 - Yeah, I see no girls. 00:06:26 - Where's my luggage? 00:06:27 My phone, my purse. 00:06:29 Oh, my God. 00:06:30 Oh, my God, I've lost all my money. 00:06:32 - No money? 00:06:33 - No, no money! 00:06:34 - Get out me cab. 00:06:36 - You cannot just leave me here. 00:06:38 No, excuse me, no, see, I am in television, okay? 00:06:42 No, you wait! 00:06:44 Uh, ugh! 00:06:48 - It can't too hard. 00:06:50 How do you break into a castle? 00:06:55 Be right back. 00:06:58 Let's see. 00:06:59 Oh, lavender. 00:07:00 - We need a miracle. 00:07:08 - I say, Rosie, down here. 00:07:13 - Who are you? 00:07:14 - I go by lots of names. 00:07:15 But most people just call Magic Duck. 00:07:19 - So you're a magical ceramic duck? 00:07:21 Besides talking, what over magic do you do? 00:07:25 - Mm, I grant wishes. 00:07:28 - Really? 00:07:29 - I can grant you three magic wishes. 00:07:32 Not four, not five, but three. 00:07:34 So be careful to only use that W word when you really mean it. 00:07:39 - Wow, I always wanted a duck that grants wishes. 00:07:42 - Who are you talking to? 00:07:44 - I found a magic duck that grants wishes. 00:07:47 - Sweet. 00:07:48 Guess what I found. 00:07:50 A way into the castle. 00:07:53 - Linens! 00:07:55 - Raw juice. 00:07:56 - Flowers. 00:07:57 - Magic Duck. 00:07:58 - What? 00:07:59 - Vegetables. 00:08:06 - So far, so good. 00:08:10 - What do you think you're doing? 00:08:13 The seafood fork goes on the inside. 00:08:16 This is an insult to the royal family. 00:08:20 - I'm sorry, sir. 00:08:21 - You're fired. 00:08:22 - [gasps] - Back to work. 00:08:25 - You know castles have terrifying dungeons, right? 00:08:29 If we get caught, that's where they'll put us. 00:08:32 - If we act like we belong, they'll think we belong. 00:08:36 - That's what you said about Nicki Minaj's New Year's Eve party. 00:08:39 - I know who you are. 00:08:43 - You do? 00:08:45 - I know everything. 00:08:47 - This is it. 00:08:48 Dungeon here we come. 00:08:48 - Well, you're the king's great, great, great grandnieces. 00:08:51 I was told you were stuck in England with a nasty case of the sniffles. 00:08:54 - We don't have the sniffles. 00:08:56 We have flowers for the princesses. 00:08:58 - That's wonderful. 00:08:59 And now you'll be presenting the new queen's coronation bouquet as planned. 00:09:04 Do follow me, girls. 00:09:04 We must get you fitted for your gown while I see to your room. 00:09:08 Come along. 00:09:10 - She thinks we're the king's great, great grandnieces. 00:09:14 - Ssh, go with it. 00:09:17 - Come on in, girls, come on. 00:09:19 ter it. 00:09:20 - [gasps] - Sit down. 00:09:22 Come on now. 00:09:23 - Beautiful. 00:09:24 - Very good. 00:09:24 Now you wait here for the royal stylist. 00:09:26 Touch anything, and you will be in royal trouble. 00:09:32 [laughing] I'm kidding. 00:09:35 [laughs] Give us a loop. 00:09:40 Give us a loop. 00:09:42 - WOMAN: Are you blind? 00:09:43 I can't stand this gown! 00:09:45 Why must you talk to me? 00:09:47 - Who do you think's back there? 00:09:50 - [gasps] Excuse us for one second. 00:09:53 - BOTH: [screaming] - It's a princess! 00:09:56 A real princess! 00:10:01 You're Princess Imogen. 00:10:03 - In the perfumed and powdered royal flesh. 00:10:06 Who are you little people? 00:10:09 - We have a present for you. 00:10:11 - Oh. 00:10:13 Put these in water. 00:10:17 Well, thank you, random little girls. 00:10:21 - You look so beautiful. 00:10:22 - They said that you looked beautiful. 00:10:24 Did they see me? 00:10:25 Ah, look at me twirl. 00:10:26 Look at me twirl. 00:10:28 Oh. 00:10:30 Did you mention something about gifts? 00:10:32 - Here Princess Cordelia. 00:10:34 This is for you. 00:10:35 It's a heart-shaped rock. 00:10:37 - Ah, thank you. 00:10:39 Um, put that in some water, too. 00:10:41 - We've never met real princesses before. 00:10:43 Do you eat cake for dinner? 00:10:44 - Where do you keep your unicorns? 00:10:45 - What about lizards, ogres and talking tea box? 00:10:49 - Ssh. 00:10:50 Ah, another Tumblr post dedicated to me. 00:10:53 Oh, the people love me. 00:10:55 - Ah, the people love me more. 00:10:57 - You're both wrong and annoying. 00:10:59 - Ah, you're annoying and wrong. 00:11:00 - Stop copying what I'm saying. 00:11:01 - You're just copying what I say. 00:11:03 - I'm not. 00:11:04 - Are too. 00:11:05 - I'm not. 00:11:05 - They're more immature than us. 00:11:07 - And we're very young. 00:11:09 - Um, excuse me. 00:11:10 Where's Princess Abigail? 00:11:12 - In her room, like always. 00:11:15 Go out, take four lefts. 00:11:16 When you smell regret and remorse, you're there. 00:11:21 - [giggles] - Bye-bye. 00:11:24 - I need to check in, please. 00:11:26 It's under Phyllis Bundt. 00:11:28 Like the cake. 00:11:29 - I'm afraid I can't check you in. 00:11:31 You're not Phyllis Bundt. 00:11:34 - I most certainly am. 00:11:36 - I personally checked Phyllis Bundt in this morning. 00:11:40 She's with "The Ellen Show," you know? 00:11:42 - I know. 00:11:43 Because I'm Phyllis Bundt. 00:11:46 - Show me your ID then. 00:11:49 - I can't. 00:11:51 - Are we lost? 00:11:52 - Maybe we took too many lefts. 00:11:58 - I wish we had a map. 00:12:00 Oh, no, I said the W word. 00:12:05 - Look, Rosie, a map. 00:12:08 - That's one wish. 00:12:09 Don't say I didn't warn you about the W word. 00:12:12 Hmm. 00:12:14 - Easy peasy, lemon squeezy. 00:12:20 - [screaming] - Ah, we come in peace! 00:12:27 - I did not give you permission to enter my hollowed domain. 00:12:30 - No, not the duck! 00:12:31 Not the duck! 00:12:33 - Important duck, I gather? 00:12:36 - [sighs] - [sighs] - Very. 00:12:38 It grants wishes. 00:12:39 It was meant to be a gift for Princess Abigail. 00:12:44 - We're presenting the coronation bouquet. 00:12:47 We're-- - The great, great, great grandnieces? 00:12:49 - I'm Sophia Grace. 00:12:50 And that's Rosie. 00:12:51 - I thought your names were Beatrice and Piper? 00:12:54 - Do you ever wake up and feel like being someone else for a while? 00:12:58 - Duh. 00:13:00 Almost every day. 00:13:01 - Is that why you're dressed like Artemis? 00:13:04 - Wait, you know Artemis. 00:13:05 - BOTH: Guardian of the Realm, protector of people, hero to all. 00:13:10 - At your service. 00:13:13 You know, Rosie, I think this duck's taken a liking to you. 00:13:16 You should keep it. 00:13:18 - If you're Princess Abigail, why do you want to be Artemis? 00:13:21 If I was a real princess, I wouldn't want to be anything else. 00:13:25 - I'm bad at princess things. 00:13:29 I get tongue tied talking to crowds. 00:13:31 I'm the opposite of elegant. 00:13:32 Everyone scrutinizes my every move. 00:13:35 Ugh, imagine people always taking a photo and talking about you on Twitter. 00:13:40 - BOTH: We love it! 00:13:42 - Tonight at dinner I have to make a speech for father, and I'm dreading it. 00:13:46 - The first time I went on stage, I was scared, too. 00:13:50 But I got used to it. 00:13:50 And so will you, if you're the queen. 00:13:53 - How can I be queen if I can't even be a proper princess? 00:13:59 - Oh, oh, oh. 00:14:02 For goodness sake, Abigail, isn't there another way in here? 00:14:06 Honestly. 00:14:08 I'm here for Beatrice and Piper. 00:14:10 - Ugh? 00:14:11 - Oh, that's us, yes, we should go. 00:14:16 - Please come to dinner. 00:14:17 It'll be so much more fun if you were there. 00:14:21 - I don't know. 00:14:22 There is so many adventures I could have right here in this room. 00:14:25 - You know, real life can be quite an adventure, too. 00:15:26 z> @á@QWh9t? 00:15:34 u PW@Q@rB @i@W(K070: m09úq PW@Q@WúiP:rrrrx8 @ @k@P@W(P PW áImp90rP@ Pw can mail in tw@8@Ppr úp9wpurc pzron Pw @á@Q úAakasha!HW :..@çCharms@ P8úrp9@z0nddoroe Pyhys,0 Blue Moon Pz@PPw0y Gú0p9, @zRainbows, Py Tasty Red h0ll ú 9! @Q04p<'r 0PvW Pz@QprPvúqúw09@ Hh!PLuar 9!hyp0PWh a good breakp0st. 00:16:50 ] oh. 00:16:53 Yes! 20-14, game point. 00:16:55 ..no. it's only 19-14. you're mixed up. 00:17:00 No. you're mixed up. 00:17:01 No. you're mixed up. you got kabobbled. 00:17:03 You know they call you fishy-bear behind your back? 00:17:06 it wants its antlers back. 00:17:09 [ Mockingly ] FISHY-BEAR! 00:17:10 It's 20-14, right? fish-bear! 00:17:12 [ Male Announcer ]MIX UP YOUR FAVORITE FOODS With new lunchableswith smoothie kabobbles. 00:17:16 ♪♪ ♪♪ 00:18:42 - [gasps] It's amazing. 00:18:46 Oh, look. 00:18:49 This is so good. 00:18:50 - BOTH: [squealing] - [laughs] Girls, girls. 00:19:00 - Hey, Ellen, yeah, it's great. 00:19:02 Good, everything's great. 00:19:03 - Delivery for Phyllis Bundt. 00:19:06 - BOTH: That's me. 00:19:11 - You're wearing my silk blouse. 00:19:14 And my luscious lavender lipstick. 00:19:17 And my favorite pair of heals. 00:19:18 Did you steal my girls, too? 00:19:20 Where are my girls? 00:19:22 - Police, she's the one. 00:19:23 [unintelligible] - That woman is stealing my life. 00:19:26 She's a thief. 00:19:27 This fluorescent lighting isn't doing me any favors. 00:19:33 - Presenting his royal highness, King Edward Vii. 00:19:45 - [gasps] - Oh! 00:20:04 - My daughters. 00:20:04 Your mum was the most amazing queen this nation has ever known. 00:20:11 In two days, it will be one of you. 00:20:15 Let the banquet begin. 00:20:19 - There's so many courses. 00:20:21 I wish we could just start with desserts. 00:20:24 - Tonight's first course-- strawberry and vanilla Battenberg cake. 00:20:29 - Uh? 00:20:33 - Dessert for dinner? 00:20:34 He's so good. 00:20:36 - Psst, Rosie. 00:20:39 That two. 00:20:40 A word of advice, dear, thk bier. 00:20:52 - I don't know which of my girls is ready to lead. 00:20:56 Do you know, Richalot? 00:20:57 - Well, your choice is obviously between Imogen and Cordelia, sir. 00:21:01 - Yes, Abigail is...well, she lacks boundaries. 00:21:06 Prone to fits of fancy. 00:21:10 She reminds me of myself when I was young. 00:21:14 But you're right, as always. 00:21:16 Well, let's get on with it then. 00:21:19 - The princesses have prepared toasts. 00:21:22 Let us start with Princess Imogen. 00:21:27 - [applause] - I have decided to toast father with a dramatic interpretation of my name. 00:21:37 I is for integrity, which I am full of. 00:21:42 M is for majesty, which is how I will conduct myself when I am queen. 00:21:50 O is for only. 00:21:52 As in we all know there's only one real choice here. 00:21:56 G is for generous. 00:21:59 E is for even. 00:22:00 I will get even with anyone who crosses me. 00:22:04 And N is for now is the time to crown me queen. 00:22:12 - [applause] - Thanks. 00:22:16 Thank you. 00:22:17 - Uh, Princess Cordelia. 00:22:25 - I have decided to honor father with a dance. 00:22:30 Three, two, one, hit it. 00:22:32 - [upbeat music playing] - Yeah. 00:22:49 Oh! 00:22:56 - ALL: [gasps] - To the king. 00:23:00 - ALL: To the king! 00:23:04 - Oh, ah, oh. 00:23:10 - Princess Abigail. 00:23:12 - [light applause] - You'll be amazing. 00:23:21 - [clears throat] - Father, you have always been more to me than-- [clears throat] You have always been-- [clears throat] I can't do this. 00:23:41 - Oh! 00:23:43 - Ah! 00:23:46 - She did that on purpose. 00:23:48 - I did-- - It was my favorite dessert, and now it's wasted. 00:23:52 - You're like a plague, Abigail. 00:23:55 I don't know why anyone tolerates you. 00:23:57 Go back to your fantasy world and leave governing the country to those of us who can. 00:24:04 - [indistinct chatter] - Abigail's like Cinderella with those awful sisters, which means we're her fairy godmothers. 00:24:12 We have to help her. 00:24:13 - Well what if she doesn't want our help? 00:24:15 - Don't question it. 00:24:16 We found our purpose. 00:24:17 Every moment in our young lives has led us here. 00:24:19 This is what we were born to do. 00:24:22 - Ding. 00:24:29 - I'm done. 00:24:30 - Huh? 00:24:31 - She's more upset than I thought. 00:24:33 I need music, a ballad. 00:24:37 I need to speak to you. 00:24:40 Hit it, Rosie. 00:24:42 - [harp plays] - ♪ Inside of you ♪ 00:24:49 ♪ There is a story ♪ 00:24:52 ♪ A true fantasy ♪ 00:24:56 ♪ It's waiting to be ♪ 00:25:00 ♪ But only you can do it best ♪ 00:25:03 ♪ Just trade your cape in for a dress ♪ 00:25:07 ♪ You are a princess ♪ 00:25:10 ♪ There is a princess ♪ 00:25:16 ♪ In you... ♪ 00:25:25 - ♪ What does it mean ♪ 00:25:26 - ♪ It's not a secret you should keep ♪ 00:25:28 - ♪ Who cares if I'm queen ♪ 00:25:30 - ♪ Hold your breath and take as me ♪ 00:25:32 - ♪ But where will I land? ♪ 00:25:34 - ♪ Just take my hand ♪ 00:25:36 - ♪ Together believe ♪ 00:25:41 ♪ Every story has a chapter ♪ 00:25:44 ♪ Every antic has an ever after ♪ 00:25:48 ♪ Every movie has an actor ♪ 00:25:51 ♪ Every action makes my heart beat faster ♪ 00:25:55 - ♪ It's easy to hide but I'd rather fly ♪ 00:25:58 - ♪ So let's show our shine ♪ 00:26:00 - ♪ Shining brighter, shining brighter ♪ 00:26:02 - ♪ Like bells are [unintelligible] ♪ 00:26:04 ♪ A princess inside ♪ 00:26:05 - ♪ I know I could be ♪ 00:26:10 - ♪ Every question has an answer ♪ 00:26:14 - ♪ It's you ♪ 00:26:16 - ♪ It's me ♪ 00:26:24 ♪ I now believe ♪ 00:26:27 ♪ There is magic inside me ♪ 00:26:30 ♪ My country in need ♪ 00:26:34 - ♪ You just have to believe ♪ 00:26:37 - ♪ I'll give it my all ♪ 00:26:39 ♪ A princess is I, I know I'll be good ♪ 00:26:46 ♪ And every question has an answer ♪ 00:26:52 ♪ It's me ♪ 00:26:59 - ♪ It's me, it's me ♪ 00:27:01 ♪ It's me ♪♪♪ 00:29:15 Yoxr@;@Q p kese tdsúWú@ @k0Phh! 00:29:22 PW@kT ú...mus8r the hp<@ PWpreeprpzttt!PW úhh! 00:29:37 PW t hhh! 00:29:38 Part of a good1rep0ú@ - Raise your right hand. 00:30:08 Rosie, by the power invested in me, with liberty and justice for all, I hereby declare you as an official princess lesson teacher. 00:30:16 Now you do me. 00:30:23 - An official princess lesson teacher. 00:30:25 - Now we can officially teach Princess Abigail how to become queen. 00:30:29 - Sophia Grace, you're brilliant. 00:30:30 And if that doesn't work, we always have our secret weapon. 00:30:34 I've still got one more W left. 00:30:38 - Secret weapon. 00:30:42 - Ding, ding, ding. 00:30:43 - Princess school is now in session. 00:30:47 - [groaning] -♪ I'm shining like a ruby ♪ 00:30:50 ♪ Starring in the movies ♪ 00:30:52 ♪ I'm waving to my people LA ♪ 00:30:55 - ♪ L to the A, LA ♪ 00:30:56 - ♪ I'm walking on the red carpet ♪ 00:30:58 ♪ They wait for me start ♪ 00:31:00 ♪ Sometimes I feel this way ♪ 00:31:04 ♪ Walk like it, talk like it ♪ 00:31:06 ♪ Don't hide it, get excited ♪ 00:31:08 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 00:31:10 ♪ You can be queen for a day ♪ 00:31:12 ♪ Walk like it, talk like it ♪ 00:31:14 ♪ Don't hide it, get excited ♪ 00:31:16 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 00:31:18 ♪ You can be queen for a day ♪ 00:31:20 ♪ Check list, what we missed ♪ 00:31:21 ♪ Forget diamond sock and balm for lips ♪ 00:31:23 ♪ Like miss thing so extravagant ♪ 00:31:25 ♪ Like miss thing that's what's happening ♪ 00:31:27 ♪ So let me hear you talk ♪ 00:31:28 ♪ Let me see you walk ♪ 00:31:29 ♪ Let me hear you talk baby, baby ♪ 00:31:31 ♪ Let me hear you talk ♪ 00:31:32 ♪ Let me see you walk ♪ 00:31:33 ♪ Let me hear you talk baby baby ♪ 00:31:35 ♪ Walk like it, talk like it ♪ 00:31:37 ♪ Don't hide it, get excited ♪ 00:31:39 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 00:31:41 ♪ You can be queen for a day ♪ 00:31:43 ♪ Walk like it, talk like it ♪ 00:31:45 ♪ Don't hide it, get excited ♪ 00:31:47 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 00:31:49 ♪ You can be queen for a day ♪ 00:31:51 ♪ Q-U double E-N, makeup, hair, dress begin ♪ 00:31:54 ♪ Perfect posture, perfect 10 ♪ 00:31:56 ♪ Bow, courtesy, do it again ♪ 00:31:58 ♪ Q-U double E-N, makeup, hair, dress begin ♪ 00:32:02 ♪ Perfect posture, perfect 10 ♪ 00:32:04 ♪ Bow, courtesy, do it again ♪ 00:32:06 ♪ Walk like it, talk like it ♪ 00:32:08 ♪ Don't hide it, get excited ♪ 00:32:10 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 00:32:12 ♪ You can be queen for a day ♪ 00:32:14 ♪ Walk like it, talk like it ♪ 00:32:16 ♪ You can be queen for a day ♪ 00:32:18 ♪ Walk like it, talk like it ♪ 00:32:20 ♪ You can be queen for a day ♪ 00:32:21 ♪ Walk like it, talk like it ♪ 00:32:24 ♪ You can be queen for a day ♪♪♪ 00:32:30 - [claps] - Oh, Abigail, you always did so like to pretend. 00:32:36 - What do you two want? 00:32:38 - I have to admit, when we first saw the three of you montaging, I was upset. 00:32:44 - Because montaging is our thing. 00:32:47 - And then we realized how petty it is to bicker. 00:32:51 We're sisters. 00:32:53 One of us will be queen. 00:32:54 We should help each other. 00:32:56 - Hash tag truth. 00:32:57 - What about the mean things you said about your sister last night? 00:33:01 - We are so, so, so, so sorry. 00:33:05 - Oh, I almost forgot. 00:33:06 Father wants to see you in his study, Abigail. 00:33:09 He said it's important. 00:33:10 So why don't you run along and we can get to know our sweet little cousins better? 00:33:16 Anyone for tea? 00:33:25 - Will father be here shortly? 00:33:27 - Oh, don't tell me you fell for the old "father wants to see you in the study" routine again? 00:33:32 And you're supposed to be the smart one. 00:33:35 - I'm smart enough to know this probably wasn't my sister's idea. 00:33:39 - I've gotta get out all right? 00:33:40 You have to understand, this isn't me. 00:33:43 - So you admit you aren't Phyllis Bundt? 00:33:48 - Have a cupcake. 00:33:50 - So you two have decided to help Abigail. 00:33:54 With what exactly? 00:33:56 - She wants to be queen. 00:33:57 - Uh! 00:33:59 Abigail can't be queen. 00:34:01 - Why not? 00:34:01 - [laughs] She doesn't like being the center of attention. 00:34:05 - Exactly, which is why we're helping her practice being in the spotlight. 00:34:09 - So she can feel less afraid. 00:34:11 - Then let's take her somewhere where she can practice being in the spotlight. 00:34:16 - You would do that? 00:34:18 - Of course. 00:34:19 What are sisters for? 00:34:28 - [siren wailing] - [groaning] - Hey, excuse me, what are you doing? 00:34:37 That's my bike. 00:34:39 Stop! 00:34:41 Now I got-- - [laughing] Ah! 00:34:50 - You come back here, little lady. 00:34:52 - A princess must engage with her public. 00:34:54 - The toast didn't go well because you got nervous. 00:34:57 - The way to stop being nervous is to do the thing that makes you nervous. 00:35:00 - Are you sure? 00:35:01 - Trust us, dear. 00:35:05 You're going to address some very nice people at the pub. 00:35:14 - I don't see her anywhere. 00:35:16 - Let's split up. 00:35:17 - Follow me. 00:35:27 - I need your help. 00:35:28 I'm in television. 00:35:29 I spent the night in jail. 00:35:30 I haven't slept in days. 00:35:31 I lost my phone, my ID and two little girls. 00:35:34 And now I'm wanted a woman. 00:35:36 Please, kiss me. 00:35:46 You're my hero, thank you. 00:35:49 - Wait. 00:35:51 You smell like freshly made croissants. 00:35:54 - Stop her! 00:35:57 - I got you now! 00:35:59 - I gotta go. 00:36:00 - Wait, my lady! 00:36:08 - Oh, no, you don't. 00:36:09 - I will find you! 00:37:38 Mmmmmmm. 00:37:42 Look out. 00:37:45 Now there's even more8of theamazing cinnamon @ ppp@ppú@@@@ Nobody can resist the morecinnamony taste @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ú@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@ @@@@@@@ ...@ @@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ - [applause] - Ladies and ladies, welcome to the coronation princess look-alike, sing-along contest. 00:40:53 - [cheering] - Please welcome our very first contestants. 00:41:01 - Did he just contestant? 00:41:02 I thought you said we were going to a quiet little pub? 00:41:05 - Why don't you see for yourself? 00:41:08 - Don't be shy, love. 00:41:08 Tell us, which princess are you supposed to be? 00:41:14 I'll tell you who she is. 00:41:15 She is about to sing her heart out! 00:41:19 - ♪ 00:41:20 - [cheering] - [booing] - Worst princess look-alike, sing-along ever! 00:41:28 - [laughs] - What do we do? 00:41:31 - We have to help her. 00:41:34 You can do this. 00:41:34 - But this isn't a toast, it's singing. 00:41:37 - Technically, it's rapping. 00:41:39 - Just follow my lead. 00:41:41 ♪ My, my, my music hits me so hard ♪ 00:41:44 ♪ Makes me say oh my god ♪ 00:41:46 ♪ Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme ♪ 00:41:49 ♪ And two hyped feet ♪ 00:41:49 ♪ It feels good when you know you're down ♪ 00:41:51 ♪ Two super rich girls from London Tunnel ♪ 00:41:53 ♪ We're known as such ♪ 00:41:55 ♪ And this is a beat uh you can't touch ♪ 00:41:58 ♪ Yo, I told you, girl ♪ 00:42:00 - ♪ You can't touch this ♪ 00:42:01 - ♪ Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know ♪ 00:42:03 - ♪ You can't touch this ♪ 00:42:05 - ♪ Look in my eyes, girl ♪ 00:42:07 - ♪ You can't touch this ♪ 00:42:08 - ♪ Yo, let me bust the funky lyrics ♪ 00:42:11 ♪ Fresh new kicks and pants ♪ 00:42:12 ♪ You got I that now you know you wanna dance ♪ 00:42:14 ♪ So move out of your seat ♪ 00:42:16 ♪ And get a fly girl and catch this beat ♪ 00:42:17 ♪ While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit ♪ 00:42:20 ♪ And let me know it's going on like that ♪ 00:42:22 ♪ Like that ♪ 00:42:23 ♪ Cold on a mission so pull on back ♪ 00:42:24 ♪ Let 'em know that you're too much ♪ 00:42:26 ♪ And this is a beat uh you can't touch ♪ 00:42:29 ♪ Yo I told you ♪ 00:42:31 - ♪ You can't touch this ♪ 00:42:32 - ♪ Why you standing there, girl ♪ 00:42:34 - ♪ You can't touch this ♪ 00:42:35 - Yo sound the bells school is in sucker ♪ 00:42:38 ♪ Break it down ♪ 00:42:39 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 00:42:44 ♪ Stop, Abigail time ♪ 00:42:45 - ♪ Go with the flow in a spin if you can't move to this ♪ 00:42:48 ♪ Then you probably are dead ♪ 00:42:49 ♪ So wave your hands in the air ♪ 00:42:50 ♪ Bust a few moves run your fingers ♪ 00:42:52 ♪ This is it ♪ 00:42:53 ♪ 00:42:57 - You can't touch me! 00:43:00 - ♪ 00:43:02 - Ah! 00:43:07 - [indistinct arguing] - Excuse me. 00:43:12 The king requests the immediate presence of all his daughters. 00:43:17 - I wonder why. 00:43:24 - Entre vous. 00:43:26 - So, who's in the mood for a tea party? 00:43:30 - Oh, I'd love to. 00:43:30 But unfortunately you won't be staying with us any longer. 00:43:33 - Why? 00:43:34 - Because you're lying traitors. 00:43:36 I spoke to Beatrice and Piper's mom. 00:43:38 - You spoke to our mom. 00:43:38 - I know you're not the king's great, great, great grandnieces. 00:43:40 - We never actually said we were his great, great, great grandnieces. 00:43:44 We just didn't say we wasn't. 00:43:46 We just wanted to meet princesses. 00:43:47 And then we met Abigail, and she is so wonderful, even though no one sees it. 00:43:51 We just wanted to help her and-- - Don't waste your time. 00:43:54 Princess Abigail will never be queen. 00:43:57 And your coronation privileges are revoked. 00:44:00 You'll stay in this room until we find your guardian. 00:44:12 - You are a disgrace! 00:44:14 All of you! 00:44:15 You made a mockery of the crown. 00:44:17 But I was most upset with you, Abigail. 00:44:21 - Oh, good, yeah, yeah. 00:44:22 She's horrid. 00:44:23 - Me? 00:44:24 - Brawling in a pub? 00:44:25 - No, it wasn't a brawl. 00:44:27 It was more of-- - [giggles] - Do you even want this, Abigail? 00:44:32 - More than anything. 00:44:33 - I want it more than her. 00:44:34 - I want it more than her and her. 00:44:36 - [indistinct arguing] - Silence! 00:44:43 I've had enough of all of you. 00:44:45 Go to bed! 00:44:55 - No, I'm not done with you. 00:44:58 I take responsibly for my actions. 00:45:01 Whether they befit a queen or not, I cannot say. 00:45:03 But I can say I am not an embarrassment to this country. 00:45:07 I've spent most of my life pretending to be someone else, because my sisters told me I wasn't good enough. 00:45:14 And I believed them. 00:45:16 You may think I've just been lost in some fantasy. 00:45:19 But in the world of comics, I found honor and courage and integrity. 00:45:25 I understand what it means to protect those who cannot protect themselves. 00:45:28 Or summon the courage to battle incredible odds for your ideals. 00:45:34 My name is Princess Abigail. 00:45:38 And I'm gonna fight for my people. 00:45:44 - Coronation day is here at last. 00:45:47 So which of these daughters King Edward will crown-- - In other news, yesterday, a deranged woman staged a brazen prison break. 00:45:55 - The locals think Princess Cordelia. 00:45:57 This is Phyllis Bundt reporting for "The Ellen Show." - Oh, no, you're not! 00:46:03 - Freeze! 00:46:06 - Ah! 00:46:08 - I couldn't sleep last night, Rosie. 00:46:10 I kept thinking about-- - Unicorns, rainbows, flower? 00:46:13 - Yes, but also Reginald saying that Abigail would never be queen. 00:46:18 - Me, too. 00:46:19 I had the same two dreams. 00:46:20 Why would Reginald be so mean? 00:46:23 Uh. 00:46:24 - BOTH: He doesn't want her to be queen! 00:46:26 - I thought Imogen and Cordelia were the bad ones, but it's Reginald. 00:46:30 - We have to warn Abigail. 00:46:31 Come on. 00:46:36 - It's locked. 00:46:37 We're trapped. 00:46:40 - The door's not the only way out. 00:46:45 - It's lovely to see you. 00:46:47 Thank you for coming to the coronation. 00:46:50 Colonel, I-- - Princess, it's Sophia Grace and Rosie. 00:46:53 They need your help. 00:46:55 - Why do we always end up on a ledge? 00:46:57 - The fate of the kingdom is in our hands. 00:46:59 We just have to make it to the next window. 00:47:02 Don't look down. 00:47:05 - Why did I do that? 00:47:07 You said not to. 00:47:08 Then I did. 00:47:09 Like when someone says don't think of the word sparkle, all we can think about is sparkle, sparkle-- [gasps] - Oh, no, dear, did I ever tell you I have a horrible fear of pigeons? 00:47:19 - Forget about the pigeons. 00:47:20 We're like a million miles off the ground. 00:47:23 - They car diseases. 00:47:24 - Again, least of our worries. 00:47:33 - Come on, we've got to warn Abigail. 00:47:35 - We'll take you to her. 00:47:38 - Isn't she in her room? 00:47:39 - She's in her new room. 00:47:42 Wanna see? 00:47:43 - BOTH: Ah! 00:47:45 - --miss the coronation. 00:47:46 - You're an awful princess. 00:47:47 And you have terrible taste in clothes. 00:47:50 - Imogen, stop, they're children. 00:47:53 You can't leave them here. 00:47:54 - Why not? 00:47:55 They can keep you company. 00:47:55 Maybe they can give you some extra princess lessons. 00:48:05 - Bye. 00:48:06 - I knew we'd end up in the dungeon. 00:48:08 - The coronation's about to start. 00:48:10 - We have to get you out of here. 00:48:19 - Thank God I took up hot box yoga. 00:48:21 Ah! 00:48:24 Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. 00:48:27 - Hold up! 00:48:29 You're not getting away this time. 00:48:31 - Wait, please, I'm a really good person. 00:48:33 Please, my career depends on this, please. 00:48:35 - I order you to unhand that woman! 00:48:43 I knew I would find you. 00:48:50 You are my destiny. 00:49:00 I am Armand. 00:49:02 Prince of Iberia. 00:49:03 And I must ask, will you marry me? 00:49:08 - What? 00:49:09 You barely even know me. 00:49:11 - And yet I know your nose crinkles when you are worried. 00:49:16 You kiss like the wind. 00:49:17 And when you want anything, you'll ride under a fancy car to get it. 00:49:22 And I know I love you. 00:49:25 What else is there to know? 00:49:27 - Kiss me, my prince. 00:49:30 L [applause] - Good. 00:49:39 Now we'll make a rope. 00:49:40 We'll use your tiara as a hook. 00:49:42 And then we'll snare the keys. 00:49:43 That's good, keep turning. 00:49:45 Come on, keep turning. 00:49:47 - Ew! 00:49:57 - Look, Sophia Grace! 00:49:59 - Not now, I'm trying to get us out of here. 00:50:02 - Wait, I'm dizzy. 00:50:39 - Time to be a hero, magic duck. 00:50:53 - I brought it! 00:50:55 - How did you get out there? 00:50:56 - I squeezed through the bottom of the bars to get the duck. 00:50:59 We can use my last wish to get you out. 00:51:03 - Or you could just use the keys. 00:51:06 - Oh. 00:52:20 Pz@Qúrw 0yú÷?HWH;@júfúf@ PWHy6 6 rlox9@ Pw Pz0yuip<lpvPww...úWúapyryh0ye.úW PWPyPW.T OrangpW.. 00:52:25 Pw Py@P..úú 2e Be-ZurpP PWPy..úapyx< Gxrp7PWú@ 04es r"yix tastefp3P;0yuity@@W@xPartw bxrp0stHWHh@@ úruitiexV00úwTrú÷P;reú@HW - My daughters, this has been a most difficult decision. 00:54:34 - Hurry, Abigail, hurry! 00:54:38 - You're making the wrong choice! 00:54:40 Imogen and Cordelia made everyone think they earned the right to be queen. 00:54:44 But being your queen isn't a right, it's an honor. 00:54:48 And Imogen and Cordelia are not honorable - What would you know? 00:54:52 You're just a little girl. 00:54:54 - And you're just a meany weany wannabe queeny. 00:54:58 - [laughing] - If this meant so much to you, Abigail, why weren't you here? 00:55:05 - I tried, believe me, I tried. 00:55:07 - We were in the dungeon. 00:55:08 - It was a self-fulfilling prophecy, really. 00:55:11 - Well, I hope you enjoyed it down there, because you're going right back. 00:55:15 As your new queen, I order you to arrest these traitors. 00:55:20 Guards! 00:55:22 - [screaming] - Fairytales shouldn't end like this. 00:55:27 - If only we'd gotten here earlier. 00:55:30 - Rosie, I can make that happen. 00:55:32 - Ah, I wish it was earlier. 00:55:35 - And that's three. 00:55:36 Who's your ducky? 00:55:42 - We have a second chance to make things right. 00:55:44 - Why didn't you just wish for Abigail to be the new queen? 00:55:49 - Now you tell me. 00:56:02 - Stop! 00:56:03 Princess Abigail should be queen! 00:56:10 - That was a freebie. 00:56:11 Don't tell anyone, hmm? 00:56:14 - Father, please, allow k. 00:56:19 I've never known how to act like a princess. 00:56:23 But then a couple of true friends showed me a princess should be confident in who she is. 00:56:33 I--I love Switzelvania. 00:56:34 And the queen, she should honor her people. 00:56:37 If you think Imogen or Cordelia can do that, then choose them. 00:56:40 But you must know that I'm done hiding. 00:56:43 You shouldered a huge responsibility all these years. 00:56:47 But I stand ready to continue your legacy. 00:56:56 - My daughters, a queen should be fair, flexible and above all, true to herself. 00:57:05 She must live an authentic life. 00:57:08 I have found all those qualities... 00:57:14 in Abigail. 00:57:15 - [cheering] - I knew it. 00:57:21 - BOTH: Easy peasy lemon squeezy. 00:57:25 - [applause] - My first declaration as queen is...let's party! 00:57:59 - [cheers and applause] - ♪ 00:58:13 - ♪ Yo, people, we got this ♪ 00:58:14 ♪ Throw your hands up in the air ♪ 00:58:16 ♪ In celebration ♪ 00:58:16 ♪ This nation is straight up and now the greatest ♪ 00:58:19 ♪ We came here for a reason ♪ 00:58:21 ♪ The queen selection season ♪ 00:58:22 ♪ We got to help our new best friend ♪ 00:58:24 ♪ Become a shining beacon ♪ 00:58:26 ♪ And though we may be small ♪ 00:58:27 ♪ Hey, we came to do it all ♪ 00:58:29 ♪ No castle walls could keep us out ♪ 00:58:30 ♪ We hit like cannon balls saying boom, explosion ♪ 00:58:34 ♪ This party's locomotion ♪ 00:58:36 ♪ Boom explosion ♪ 00:58:37 ♪ It's so much fun so much commotion ♪ 00:58:39 ♪ Everybody jump up, let me see those hands up ♪ 00:58:42 ♪ This song is now our anthem ♪ 00:58:44 ♪ It's so good, it's so good ♪ 00:58:45 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 00:58:51 ♪ Na, na, na, na ♪ 00:58:52 ♪ Everybody jump up, let me see those hands up ♪ 00:58:55 ♪ This song is now our anthem ♪ 00:58:57 ♪ It's so good, it's so good ♪ 00:58:58 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 00:59:04 ♪ Na, na, na, na ♪ 00:59:05 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 00:59:07 ♪ Na, na, na, na ♪ 00:59:08 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 00:59:14 ♪ Na, na, na, na ♪ 00:59:15 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 00:59:20 ♪ Na, na, na, na ♪ 00:59:21 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 00:59:27 ♪ Na, na, na, na ♪ 00:59:28 ♪ Everybody jump up, let me see those hands up ♪ 00:59:31 ♪ This song is now our anthem ♪ 00:59:33 ♪ It's so good, it's so good ♪ 00:59:34 ♪ Everybody jump up, let me see those hands up ♪ 00:59:37 ♪ This song is now our anthem ♪ 00:59:39 ♪ It's so good, it's so good ♪♪♪ 00:59:45 @vg Get your hands in there while the plaster's still wet. go!

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