Prologue Edit

[in the forest with Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura]

Sasuke: That arrives that we can't just trust appearances. We have to come up with a way of knowing that each of us is who we say we are, and not just some imposter using a transformation Jutsu.

Naruto: Mm-hmm.

Sakura: Alright, then. What do we do?

Sasuke: We need a password.

Naruto: Hmm. What kind of password?

Sasuke: Okay, listen closely. Because I only want to say this once: The question will be, "When does a ninja strike?" and the response is, "A ninja waits until the time is right. When the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Got it?

[Naruto sees a big snake]

Naruto: [Fearfully] W-w-w-whoa!!

[Snake tangles Naruto]

Naruto: I...can't...move!

[Snake roars at Naruto and he eats him swallowing him in the process]

Orochimaru: You'd love to get your hands on our earth scroll, wouldn't you.

[She swallows the Earth Scroll]

Orochimaru: Well, when this is all over... [licks her lips] one of us will have both scrolls.

[Sakura and Sasuke gasp]

Orochimaru: And the other will be dead.

[Naruto is inside the snake's belly]

Naruto: [to himself] I can't believe it! Is this really how it ends? Now way! Can't just leave things up in the air like that! That's it! I'm out of here, whether slither-puss likes it or not!

[Outside of the Snake's Belly]

Naruto: [inside] Shadow-Clone Jutsu!

[The Snake's belly grows big and explodes and the Naruto clones come out]

Sasuke: [to himself] It's no use! I can't move!

Orochimaru: [using her kunais] I expected you to be more of a challenge. How disappointing.

[She throws kunais at Sasuke]

Sasuke: [to himself] Move, Sasuke! Move!

[it stabbed Sasuke in the leg, he grabs Sakura to prevent her from being killed by two kunais]

Orochimaru: [to herself] He overcame the fear with pain. So, this prey is not so helpless after all.

[The snake tries to bite Sasuke but misses, Sasuke jumps while the snake is about to eat him]

Sasuke: [screams] NO! STAY AWAY!!

[he uses his kunais to hit the snake, Orochimaru appears out of it]

Orochimaru: I sense your fear and desperation.

[She gets out of the snake's body]

Orochimaru: It's only natural. The prey must never let down its guard, not even for a moment...

[Orochimaru is still getting out of the snake]

Orochimaru: In the presence of its predator.

[Sticks her toungue out and laughs maniacally while she moves from tree to tree but wait, someone threw their weapons at her]

Naruto: [off-screen] Looks like I came just in time!

Sasuke: [gasp]

[It was Naruto who threw the kunais]

Sakura: [excitedly] Naruto!

Naruto: Oh, and by the way, what was that password again?

[Naruto's Counterattack: Never Give In! appears"

Naruto: Naruto's Counterattack: Never Give In!

Act 1Edit

Naruto: OK, so anyway. What is the password again?

Sakura: Forget it! I know it's you! You made it!

Naruto: Hm!

[Orochimaru is about to attack]

Sasuke: [yelling] Naruto! Get out of here! What are you thinking!? You don't know what you're up against! Hurry! Go now! While you still can!!

Orochimaru: So Naruto, you managed to escape from my friend. Well done.

Naruto: [to himself] Hmm. I get it. So that wasn't just any old random giant snake attack.

[He imagines about the snake about to eat him up]

Naruto: The snake was sent by her - - or whatever this demon is.

[Orochimaru looks at at Naruto, wind blows]

Sasuke: [to himself] He doesn't get it. He doesn't know what he's dealing with. What do I do?

Naruto: Okay, okay, I don't know what's going on here, but you've been picking on my friends! And I don't like that! So you just better slither on back into your hole, snake lady before I make a pair of shoes out of ya!

Sasuke: Huh? Little idiot! He's just gonna get all three of us killed! I've got to do something! But what!?


Sakura: Sasuke?

Naruto: Hm!

[Orochimaru still facing Naruto]

Sasuke: It's no use. There's only one way.

[His eyes turn to normal]

Sasuke: [to Orochimaru] You can have it.

[Orochimaru looks at Sasuke]

Sasuke: [takes the scroll out of his bag] The scroll, right? That's what you want? Alright then, take it and leave us in peace!

Naruto: Huh?

Sakura: Huh?

Orochimaru: Hm.

Naruto: Wha- Sasuke, are you crazy or what!? We're gonna just hand the scroll over to the enemy!? Now way! What's wrong with you!?

Sasuke: Shut up and stay out of it!

Naruto: What!?

Orochimaru: Very wise. Very sensible.

[screen moves to the snake trying to scare the birds away]

Orochimaru: Sometimes the helpless prey, if they are to save their own skins, realize that their only hope is to distract the predator with something even more precious.

[Sasuke is ready to go face-to-face with Orochimaru]

Sasuke: [throwing the scroll] Take it!

[Naruto notices that the scroll is about to go up to Orochimaru and he catches it and lands next to Sasuke]

Sasuke: [livid] Stop playing the damn hero!! Just stay out of this and leave it to me!!

[Naruto boils over; knocks Sasuke out of the tree; Sakura freaks out; Sasuke jumps to another branch.]

Sasuke: Ah! Stupid fool! You don't know what you're doing!!

[Naruto starts breathing heavily.]

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