Ben 10: Omniverse: Season: 5 Episode: 2

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Something Zombozo This Way Comes Bengeance Is Mine

[ Dogs howling, crickets chirping ]

[ Creaking ]

Professor Aniceto: [ Grunts ] [ Gasps ] Lucky Girl! Hoyday and alas!

Lucky Girl: I don't usually bother tracking pilfered school supplies, but that plutonium belongs to the physics department. We can do this the easy way or the hard way.

Professor Aniceto: Hard way, methinks. [ Laughs ] Avaunt, ye squares and fuddy-duddies! Punchinello has embarked upon a spree of crime!

Lucky Girl: [ Grunts ]

[ Indistinct shouting ]

Student: Lucky Girl!

Lucky Girl: [ Gasps ]

[ Rattling ]

Lucky Girl: I got to admit -- I was holding back. But I hate getting lazered. (unmasking Punchinello)

All: [ Gasps ] Professor Aniceto!

Lucky Girl: Huh?! From the drama department?

[ Indistinct talking ]

Professor Aniceto: Heh heh!

Lucky Girl: [ Straining ] Guys! Guys! Guys, he's getting away!

[ Tires screech ]

Rook Blonko: Hello, Lucky Girl.

Ben Tennyson: Did you miss us?

[ Bell tolling ]

[ Crows cawing ]

Gwendolyn Tennyson: This way to grub. Kevin's buying, believe it or not. So, what brings you east?

Ben Tennyson: Your college is having an open house this weekend. I figure I'm going to college eventually. Why not go with you?

Gwendolyn Tennyson: [ Sighs ] And just when I was settling in to life as normal, healthy, overachieving Gwendolyn Tennyson.

Rook Blonko: I take it Lucky Girl is part of this "normal"?

Ben Tennyson: Rook!

Gwendolyn Tennyson: Shh! That's my secret identity!

Rook Blonko: A secret identity? Is that legal?

Ben Tennyson: This place is pretty creepy.

[ Insects chittering ]

Ben Tennyson: Which makes it awesome! I'm totally going here, Gwen.

Gwendolyn Tennyson: I love you, Ben, but I really don't think you'll fit in here. And please, call me "Gwendolyn".

Ben Tennyson: Ugh. Really, Gwen? (Gwen gets angry)...Dolyn?

Zed: [ Barking, panting ]

Gwendolyn Tennyson: Zed! Hey, girl!

Zed: [ Slurps ]

Ben Tennyson: Kevin Levin -- man with a job.

Rook Blonko: Yes. Thank you for this food.

Kevin Levin: Not just food -- miskatonic madness

[ Bell dings ]

Kevin Levin: Best sandwich in town. man. The human mind cannot comprehend how good it is.

Food Vendor: That's, uh, four? [ Neck cracks ]

Zed: [ Barks twice ]

Kevin Levin: Five, thank you very much.

Darkstar (Disguised as Dante): Hey! I was in line before you!

Student: Yet, I posit that my greater social status as the MVP at Saturday's game in turn confers upon me a place ahead of you. And same goes for my entourage.

Darkstar: That's not fair!

Student: By all means, let us reason together.

Ben Tennyson: Whoa. Even the jocks are smart.

Gwendolyn Tennyson: Um... may I join this discussion?

Kevin Levin: [ Gulps ] Yeah. We're pencil neck's entourage.

Student: [ Gasps ] Ben Tennyson!

[ Students talking excitedly ]

Student: Join my band!

Student: Here's my phone!

Darkstar: Thanks, Gwendolyn.

Gwendolyn Tennyson: No problem. Dante, right?

[ Talking continues ]

Student: Can you turn into something?

Student: Ben Tennyson, are you gonna go here?

Ben Tennyson: What do you think, Friedkin University? Should I go here?

[ Students cheering ]

Kevin Levin: Hey! Ben 10's cousin goes here, too! Can't get no respect, baby.

Gwendolyn Tennyson: You're sweet. Uh, but I have to get ready for art history. You know -- classes? That thing college is about?

Zed: [ Sniffing ] [ Snarling ]

[ Laughter ]

Rook Blonko: I believe we should be moving on. They keep wanting to touch my face.

[ Students gasp ]

[ Loud thudding ]

Ben Tennyson: Come on, guys. Don't worry. He'll let you touch his face.

Kevin Levin: Tennyson, look out!

Stone Creature: [ Growls ]

Ben Tennyson: Oh.

Stone Creature: [ Roars ]

[ Beep ]

(Ben transforms into Jury Rigg)

Kevin Levin: That's one of Charmcaster's rock monsters.

Student: He even looks like the Friedkin University mascot!

[ Students cheering ]

Jury Rigg: Yeah! Right, right, right! Ooh! Gaah! Not right. Wrong alien!

[ Footsteps thudding ]

Jury Rigg: Aha! Fix! Fix, fix, fix!

[ Power tool buzzing ]

Kevin Levin: Whoa!

Stone Creature: [ Growls ]

Jury Rigg: Fire on!

[ Horn plays "La Cucaracha" ]

Jury Rigg: On, on, on! Uh-oh.

Stone Creature: [ Growling ]

Jury Rigg: On, on, on!

[ Beep ]

[ Omnitrix powers down ]

Rook Blonko: Ben!

Ben Tennyson: I'm okay.

[ Beep ]

Ben Tennyson: Okay... ish

Stone Creature: [ Growling ]

Kevin Levin: Come on, Rook!

Ben Tennyson: [ Grunts ] Charmcaster's back.

Kevin Levin: You think?

Rook Blonko: This "Charmcaster" -- is he dangerous?

Ben Tennyson: You've never heard of her? The ruler of Ledgerdomain? The most evil sorcerer in two dimensions?

Rook Blonko: Ah. A wielder of magic. The Plumber Academy's files on magic keep mysteriously disappearing.

[ Indistinct talking ]

Gwendolyn Tennyson: What you guys doing here?

Darkstar: Yeah. This is Xagliv's class.

Ben Tennyson: Xagliv?

Gwendolyn Tennyson: The art-history professor of death.

Ben Tennyson: Oh, yeah? And what is she hiding... back here?!

All: Yaaah! Waaaaah!

Helena Xagliv: Gwendolyn Tennyson, take your seat.

Zed: [ Sniffing ]

Kevin Levin: Looks like we got a mystery on our hands.

Zed: [ Barks questioningly ]

Helena Xagliv: Next slide.

[ Click ]

Helena Xagliv: Now, behold, students -- this swarm of lively shapes like strong, living tentacles separate rococo architecture from the rigid ornateness that was in vogue for much of the 18th century. Many find the...

Ben Tennyson: The only mystery here is how anyone stays awake.

Kevin Levin: [ Laughs ] Dude. Ahh.

[ Kevin and Ben snoring ]

Helena Xagliv: And what was that earlier style called?

Rook Blonko: Baroque?

Kevin Levin: Nah. I just got paid.

[ Both laugh ]

Helena Xagliv: Gwendolyn Tennyson! You'll pay for that insolence. Leave this lecture and take your disruptive friends with you!

Gwendolyn Tennyson: But I -- [ Sighs ] Out!

Helena Xagliv: Now, class, moving on to Antiquity. I have procured the following artifact of the Byzantine on loan from a private donor.

Gwendolyn Tennyson: That's --

Helena Xagliv: Why are you still here?!

Rook Blonko: Miss Tennyson, you seemed to recognize that artifact.

Gwendolyn Tennyson: I could be wrong, but I think it's one of the charms of Bezel.

Ben Tennyson: I thought those were destroyed when we were kids.

Gwendolyn Tennyson: Yeah, me too.

Darkstar: Gwendolyn! Did you see that magical talisman? I happen to know it was inscribed with the mystic rune for distance.

Gwendolyn Tennyson: Telekinesis. I mean... I guess. Uh, what do I know?

[ Bell tolling ]

Ben Tennyson: Am I the only one who thinks something's up with Xagliv?

Rook Blonko: That rock monster did disappear after it went into the lecture hall.

Kevin Levin: Yeah -- a Charmcaster rock monster.

Darkstar: A monster?! Whoa!

Gwendolyn Tennyson: Hmm. She did chase me out just before she brought out the magic stuff.

Rook Blonko: That would seem to indicate that Professor Xagliv may know who you really are.

Gwendolyn Tennyson: A nerd. She knows I'm a nerd.

Ben Tennyson: And the Omnitrix has only dialed in Ghostfreak since the rock monster bit it. You think that's related?

Zed: [ Growling ]

Kevin Levin: It doesn't look related.

Ben Tennyson: Well, now it's working okay.

[ Beep ]

(Ben transforms into Eye Guy)

Eye Guy: I guess.

Zed: [ Snarls ]

Kevin Levin: Here we go again. [ Grunts ]

Stone Creature: [ Growls ]

Student: Look everybody!

[ Indistinct shouting ]

[ Loud thudding growling ]

Rook Blonko: [ Grunts ]

Stone Creature: [ Growls ]

Gwendolyn Tennyson: Thank you...Lucky Girl!

[ Students cheering ]

Darkstar: Lucky Girl?!

[ Whoosh ]

Darkstar: There she is!

[ Students cheering ]

Stone Creature: [ Growls ]

Margie: Whoa!

Lucky Girl: Unh! [ Grunts ]

[ All panting ]

[ Omnitrix powers down ]

Ben Tennyson:

Student: That was incredible! You got to pledge beta gamma kappa!

Lucky Girl: That's very flattering, but I've got my hands full protecting the student body.

Ben Tennyson: I'm in!

All: Beta gamma kappa! BGK! Beta gamma kappa! BGK!

Lucky Girl: It's all right. I'm Lucky Girl. I'm not about cheap adulation.

Kevin Levin: You turned down frat parties for me? Thanks, baby.

Darkstar; Lucky Girl! You got to help! I can't find Gwen!

Zed: [ Barks questioningly ]

[ Door opens ]

[ Flashlight clicks ]

Gwendolyn Tennyson: You think you're smart, don't you, Xagliv? If that's your real name!

Kevin Levin: Yeah, what do you take us for, huh?

Rook Blonko: "Xagliv" spelled backwards is..."Vilgax"!

Ben Tennyson: What are you and Charmcaster up to, squid face?

Helena Xagliv: [ Gasps ] Aah!

Zed: [ Snarls ]

Helena Xagliv: Aaah!

Rook Blonko: Aha! Yah!

Helena Xagliv: Aaaah! My alopecia! Give me that!

Rook Blonko: Professor Xagliv was a... smoked fish?

Gwendolyn Tennyson: "Red herring." I am so sorry.

Helena Xagliv: [ Scoffs ] I'm sure you are. You're also not passing this class.

Gwendolyn Tennyson: But...

Ben Tennyson: You have a charm of Bezel.

Kevin Levin: Yeah, it --

Darkstar: [ Laughing evilly ]

Ben Tennyson: Oh, man.

Darkstar: [ Laughs ]

[ All groan ]

Helena Xagliv: Dante Drusher, consider yourself flunked, as well. Aaah!

Darkstar: You were right. It does say "Telekinesis."

Gwendolyn Tennyson: [ Grunts ]

Darkstar: Lovely Gwen, your mana is too sweet.

Gwendolyn Tennyson: You! Aaaah! Unnnh!

Darkstar: Hey! Let go of my girl!

All: Unh!

Darkster: And "Lucky Girl," Gwen? Really?

Gwendolyn Tennyson: Call me Gwendolyn! [ Groans ]

Kevin Levin: [ Groans ]

[ Bellows ]

[ Wolf-whistles ]

[ Lows ]

Ben Tennyson: Aaaaaah!

Gwendolyn Tennyson: Dunh! Unh! [ Groans ]

Darkstar: Here she is. Was that so difficult? Contego!

[ Pounding on door ]

All: Hail, dark lord and master. Hail, dark lord and --

Darkstar: Now, let's get my good looks back.

Gwendolyn Tennyson: Darkstar!

Darkstar: Lovely Gwen. I'll miss you. But everything worth doing requires some kind of sacrifice. Charmcaster's gone insane. She got all jealous and locked me out of Ledgerdomain. Can you believe it?!

Gwendolyn Tennyson: She kicked you out of her magic world for being a creepy creeper? No, I just can't believe it.

Darkstar: [ Sighs ] Well, she did. And there was nothing as sweet as the mana that flowed through Ledgerdomain. So I'm going to bring the energy of that mystic realm here -- through you.

Gwendolyn Tennyson: I can't do that!

Darkstar: You mean you can't do that... and live

[ All grunting ]

Kevin Levin: [ Grunts loudly ]

Gwendolyn Tennyson: [ Groaning ]

Margie: She has so much life force, master. Why didn't you take it all?

Darkstar: All mana comes from Ledgerdomain. To open a portal, the mana must be returned in its original packaging. You, on the other hand...

Margie: Uaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Uhhhhhhh...

Girl: Margie's so lucky.

Darkstar: [ Growls ] Once, that would've sustained the change back to Michael Morningstar. Not anymore.

Gwendolyn Tennyson: [ Groans ]

[ Both grunting ]

Rook Blonko: Stand back!

[ All coughing ]

Darkstar: Keep them away!

[ Stone creatures growling ]

[ Beep ]

Ben Tennyson: Ghostfreaks again?! Nuh-unh! I don't need to transform to fight! [ Grunts ]

Stone Creature: [ Growls ]

Ben Tennyson: Whoa!

Stone Creature: [ Growls ]

Rook Blonko: [ Grunts ]

Stone Creature: [ Growls ]

Zed: [ Snarls ]

Stone Creature: [ Growls ]

Michael Morningstar: I've done it!

[ Rumbling ]

[ Students gasp ]

Michael Morningstar: Michael Morningstar is back! And I'm more beautiful than ever!

[ Indistinct shouting ]

Helena Xagliv: Aaaah! Aah! Aah!

Michael Morningstar: [ Laughs evilly ] This town is crawling with food! Enough to sustain me forever! And nothing on Earth can stop me!

Ben Tennyson: Yeah, because I'm such a pushover. (Selecting an alien but Ghostfreak is the only alien available) Oh, come on! Alright, Omnitrix, you win. You want Ghostfreak? You got it.

[ Beep ]

(Ben transforms into Ghostfreak)

Ghostfreak: Well, so far, so good.

Helena Xagliv: Aah! Aaaaaah! Stop! No! No!

Michael Morningstar: I promise I'll be quick.

Ghostfreak: I still feel like me. Maybe I don't have to be scared to use him anymore.

Michael Morningstar: Ben! I was hoping to see you.

Ghostfreak: [ Shrieks ] [ Groans ]

Michael Morningstar: What the --

Ghostfreak: Mana is life energy, Mike. I'm a ghost, so I don't have any to absorb. But you know what they say -- "possession is nine tenths of the law"! (Ghostfreak takes over Michael's body)

Ghostfreak/Michael Morningstar: Yee-ha! Ben Tennyson is awesome! (Mike punches himself) Stop hitting yourself. Why are you hitting yourself?! Loo-dee-do, I'm dancing 'cause I'm Mike Morningstar, the big old dork.

[ Rumbling ]

[ All grunting ]

Kevin Levin: Grab her!

Ghostfreak/Michael Morningstar: Guys, it's me!

[ Both gasp ]

Ghostfreak/Michael Morningstar: Here you go, cuz. [ Straining ] [ Wheezes ]

Gwendolyn Tennyson: [ Groans weakly ]

Kevin Levin: (catching Gwen from falling) Got you, baby.

Gwendolyn Tennyson: Whew! Kind of puts my art-history grade in perspective, huh?

[ Portal disappears ]

Rook Blonko: (To Darkstar) You are quite ugly.

Michael Morningstar: [ Sobs ]

[ Bell tolling ]

Lucky Girl: Make sure you keep this symbol in place, officer.

Officer: Is Ben 10 still around? I'd feel more comfortable hearing it from him.

Lucky Girl: He's been called to the dean's office.

[ Siren wails ]

[ Engine turns over ]

Lucky Girl: (flying) This is awesome!

Rook Blonko: It is a shame the charm of telekinesis was never recovered.

[ Insects chittering ]

Michael Morningstar: Charmcaster! Sweetie, you're... not still angry with me? Aaaah! [ Screaming ]

[ Demotic growling ]

Kevin Levin: [ Yawns ]

[ Crows cawing ]

Zed: [ Barks ]

[ Students cheering ]

Ben Tennyson: Hey, check it out. They gave me an honorary degree!

Gwendolyn Tennyson: What?!

Kevin Levin: Figures.

Rook Blonko: Well done.

Ben Tennyson: Guess I won't be going here after all -- 'cause I don't have to.

Gwendolyn Tennyson: You know this is killing me, Ben!

Ben Tennyson: That's "Dr. Tennyson".

Gwendolyn Tennyson: "Doctor"?! Ohh, come on!

Kevin Levin: [Sighs ] This doesn't bode well.

Rook Blonko: No. It does not.

[ End of Mystery, Incorporeal ]