Ben 10: Omniverse: Season: 2 Episode: 2

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[ Siren Wailing ]
Madison's Father: [ Coughing ] Madison? Where's Madison?
Madison: Daddy!
Madison's Father: My little's girls in there! Ben 10.
Ben Tennyson: I've got this, sir. XLR8 will have her out lickety-split. [ Beeping ] (Ben transforms into Rath)
Rath: [ Growls ] Let me tell you something, new Omnitrix! Even Rath knows this isn't a job for Rath! And you, stop worrying!
[ Creaking ]
Rath: Hello? Tiny girl with a worried dad? You want a piece of Rath, fire? You got it! [ Grunts ]
Madison: [ Screams ]
Rath: [ Grunting ]
Madison: Kitty!
Rath: Kitty? Kitty? Let me tell you something, tiny nearsighted girl with a worried dad.
Madison: Aw.
Rath: What's your problem?
Madison: Oh, I like the brain crab better.
Rath: [ Groans ]
Madison: Daddy!
Madison's Father: Madison!
Madison: My dolly. I dropped my dolly!
Rath: (Deadpan) Of course you did. (Rath goes back inside) Show yourself, dolly. Rath doesn't have all day. [ Screams ] Huh? What? Hey!
Gwen Tennyson: Did you miss us?
Kevin Levin: Hey, Tennyson.
Rath: Let me tell you something, Kevin E. Levin and Gwen Tennyson, former teammates back from college. You show up out of nowhere in Rath's town and save Rath? Nobody saves Rath. Rath saves himself.
[ Doll Squeaks ]
Rath: Dolly!
[ Clattering ]
Gwen Tennyson: Yell at us later. Come on!
[ Omnitrix powers down ]
[ Cheering ]
[ Doll Squeaks ]
Ben Tennyson: It's good to see you guys. Like the new look, cuz. How's college?
Gwen Tennyson: It's exactly like saving the universe. Just replace Vilgax with a pompous art history professor. Forget her. I'm on spring break. Kevin took the week off from work so we could visit.
Ben Tennyson: Stop right there. Kevin has a job?
Kevin Levin: At a garage, my own cot and everything.
Ben Tennyson: Like a job job?
Kevin Levin: Oops. Look at that. Tennyson, help me get some more.
Ben Tennyson: So, your own cot, huh?
Kevin Levin: Yeah, yeah. Listen. Ben, you got to hide me.
Ben Tennyson: From Gwen? [ Chuckles ] I mean, yeah, college seems to have had an effect on her, but...
[ Warbling ]
Ben Tennyson: Oh.
[ Both gasp ]
[ Warbling ]
Kevin Levin: [ Screams ] My ride! What is it about this town?
Gwen Tennyson: And here I thought I was homesick.
[ Horn honking ]
Rook Blonko: Get in!
Ben Tennyson: Thanks, partner.
[ Truck beeping ]
[ Screams ]
[ Tires screech ]
Kevin Levin: We'll never outrun that in a van.
[ Beeping ]
Kevin Levin: Huh. That works.
Ben Tennyson: Guys, this is Rook. I don't always get him. but he's cool.
Rook Blonko: The feeling is mutual.
Ben Tennyson: [ Grunts ] That's it. (Ben transforms into Bloxx)
Bloxx: [ Grunts ]
[ Omnitrix powers down ]
Gwen Tennyson: Same old Bellwood.
Kevin Levin: Gavitorque boosters, detrovite nav system. I think there's even some Galvan tech on here.
Ben Tennyson: Um, Kevin, who was that?
Kevin Levin: Quil-temp nano shift transformer. Ha! Dude, Ben, he's got a nano shift transformer.
Ben Tennyson: [ Sighs ] Any ideas?
Gwen Tennyson: For once, I'm gonna let you figure out who's after you. I have some reading to catch up on.
Kevin Levin: This is a sweet ride.
Rook Blonko: Yes. As you say, my vehicle is a treat not unlike candy.
Kevin Levin: Who retrofitted this Chassis? You? Get out of town. That's the coolest person you've ever hung out with... That isn't me.
Ben Tennyson: You want to tell me what's going on here?
Kevin Levin: We need to stay hidden. That's all you get.
Ben Tennyson: [ Sighs ] I know a place.
Gwen Tennyson: Okay. Not the same Bellwood. How long has this been here?
Ben Tennyson: You know, I'm not really sure.
Kevin Levin: You can buy dark-matter after burners on Earth? We live in an age of wonder.
Ben Tennyson: You get used to it.
[ Warbling ]
[ Squawks ]
Gwen Tennyson: I doubt that.
Kevin Levin: Still a lot of eyes around. Got to be somewhere to hide.
Ben Tennyson: What about here?
Undertown Alien: Hey! Ever heard of knocking?
[ Toilet flushes ]
Kevin Levin: Ever heard of locking the door?
Ben Tennyson: Give it a try.
Kevin Levin: [ Grunts ]
[ Footsteps approaching ]
Ben Tennyson: Gwen. We were just fitting Kevin for... A tank suit... Which is a thing down here.
Kevin Levin: Yep. Totally a thing.
Gwen Tennyson: I was thinking of majoring in Anthropology. Maybe I'll do an independent study in alien anthro.
Rook Blonko: A fine idea. When I was stationed on Revonnah, I took several extranet classes.
Gwen Tennyson: Rook.
Rook Blonko: Hm?
Gwen Tennyson: Do you know why Ben is trying to hide Kevin?
Rook Blonko: I, too, have noticed this.
Gwen Tennyson: Kinda hard to miss.
Kevin Levin: Phew. That was close.
Ben Tennyson: Tell me about it. Seriously, what is going on?
[ Loud Explosion ]
[ Screaming ]
Ben Tennyson: Argit?
Argit: I didn't want to give you up, Kev. She made me.
Looma Red Wind: I am Princess Looma Red Wind, and I am here to claim my husband, Kevin E. Levin.
Gwen Tennyson: Husband?
Looma Red Wind: Kevin Levin, you are mine.
Rook Blonko: You are a husband? I had not heard.
Kevin Levin: No, we're just engaged. [ Chuckles ] I meant to tell you.
Gwen Tennyson: Go on.
Looma Red Wind: [ Grunts ]
Kevin Levin: [ Chuckles ] Kind of busy right now.
Looma Red Wind: Why have you been hiding from me, Kevin?
Kevin Levin: I wasn't hiding! (Dodges punch) I was sick! My ship broke down! (Gets punched in the face) I needed a new suit! (Gets punched in the face) There was an earthquake! (Gets punched in the face) A flood! (Gets punched in the face) Vilgax attacked! (Gets knocked on the head) It wasn't my fault!
Looma Red Wind: Liar!
(Ben transforms into Terraspin)
Terraspin: Terraspin? Great. I'll turtle her into submission. Get off! [ Groans ]
[ Omnitrix powers down ]
[ Both grunting ]
Ben Tennyson: Perfect.
Kevin Levin: Ben!
Undertown Robot: Hey, you've got to pay for those rentals!
Ben Tennyson: Thanks.
[ Warbles ]
Gwen Tennyson: I can't wait to hear your explanation.
Kevin Levin: Uh, that's Looma. Been after me since we left campus.
Gwen Tennyson: So that's what happened to the recreation building.
Ben Tennyson: I figured you owed somebody money, but engaged? What do you get out of it?
Kevin Levin: It's a long story.
Argit: Ha. No, it's not. You just... [ Grunts ]
Kevin Levin: [ Sighs ] I think we're clear. Fine. I'll tell. [ Sighs ] This was a while back during me and Argit's more questionable days. I needed a piece of tech from the Tetramands. It was... important. They said there was no way. I was an outsider. So I made a deal. I got what I wanted, plus a fiancé in the process. I'm not proud of it, but it happened.
Argit: You should have just given the tech back, dude.
Kevin Levin: Yeah, right. I'm not giving up my car to some spoiled, four-armed princess. Oops.
Ben Tennyson: All this is about your car?
Rook Blonko: In fairness, Tetramands do make indestructible engine blocks. The best in the galaxy.
Kevin Levin: Right. How else do you think that car has survived all the beatings you've given it?
Ben Tennyson: Yeah, but...
Kevin Levin: You got a better way to get a Khoros-5 engine, Tennyson? I'd like to hear it.
Gwen Tennyson: That poor princess.
Kevin Levin: That poor nothing. You're not...
Gwen Tennyson: [ Scoffs ] What did you expect? The jealous-girlfriend routine? You're the one that jilted some vulnerable alien girl.
Argit: Oh, yeah. She looked real vulnerable back there.
Gwen Tennyson: She's just upset, Kevin. She's probably off somewhere right now crying her eyes out.
[ All gasp ]
Kevin Levin: [ Grunts ]
Looma Red Wind: I will fight for our love, Kevin, even if I must break every bone in your tiny human body!
Gwen Tennyson: Aw. That's so sweet!
Kevin Levin: Not seeing it.
[ Beep ]
(Ben transforms into XLR8)
XLR8: Let's do this! [ Grunts ] Sorry, lady, you can't hit what you can't... [ Grunts ]
Gwen Tennyson: Hey! Take it easy.
Rook Blonko: Allow me, Ms. Tennyson.
Kevin Levin: Whoa.
XLR8: Nice thinking, Rook.
Kevin Levin: Don't just stand there, Tennyson. Help!
XLR8: On my way.
Argit: [ Groaning ]
Gwen Tennyson: Where's Ben?
[ Thud ]
XLR8: [ Grunts ]
Rook Blonko: Hang ten, Ben!
Kevin Levin: Hang tight.
Rook Blonko: Hang tight!
XLR8: [ Grunts ]
Gwen Tennyson: Look, let's be grown-ups about this. It's probably just a misunderstanding. A... cultural- relativism, thing.
Looma Red Wind: Human insect! (Looma swings her hammer at Gwen)
Gwen Tennyson: (Blocks swing with her force field) I don't want to fight you.
Looma Red Wind: (laughs) As though I would ever lower myself to fight...a girl! (continues laughter)
Gwen Tennyson: (angered) What did you call me?
(Gwen transforms into her Anodite form and pulses a small wave of Mana around her, pushing back Looma. Looma, swings her hammer at Gwen once again, but Gwen ducks and dodges it. She brings both of her hands forward, repelling Looma back with a burst of mana, throwing her into a pile of large pipes)
Lucky Girl: (looks back at Kevin) And as for you...
Kevin Levin: Gwen.
Lucky Girl: [ Grunts ]
Looma Red Wind: Now we end this, beloved.
Gwen Tennyson: [ Groans ]
Kevin Levin: [ Gasps ]
Gar Red Wind: Enough. You now face warlord Gar of the House of the Red Wind. Turn Kevin Levin over to Looma, or Earth perishes. You hand me Kevin Levin, or I will incinerate this planet.
Argit: I am not with them.
Kevin Levin: Hey, Gar, how's it going, pops?
Gar Red Wind: Kevin.
Looma Red Wind: Daddy.
Gar Red Wind: Ah, there's my girl. Oh! [ Chuckles ] You're getting stronger every day. I'm sure you make your enemies quake.
Looma Red Wind: [ Giggles ] Oh. Stop it.
Gar Red Wind: Warriors of Earth, I am not a violent man... Per se. But understand, I would do anything to protect my daughter's interest.
XLR8: You and what army, Gar?
Gar Red Wind: That would be my personal fleet, in position to fire with a word.
Looma Red Wind: Daddy.
[ Omnitrix powers down ]
Ben Tennyson: Not gonna happen.
Gar Red Wind: Let the wedding commence!
[ Mendelssohn's "Wedding March" plays ]
Ben Tennyson: Whoa.
Gwen Tennyson: They don't waste time, huh?
Tetramand Priest: Warriors and Gentlemen, we are gathered here today in the eyes of Zed, for it is written "Love is a battlefield."
Ben Tennyson: We got to stop this.
Gwen Tennyson: Part of me wants to let them go through with it to teach Kevin a lesson and part of me...
Ben Tennyson: Yeah. I saw that part. (Ben transforms into Crashhopper)
Tetramand Priest: ...Our battered bones, love.
Crashhopper: Listen up. I don't want to fight you, but I will.
Gar Red Wind: Kevin Levin, do you allow this?
Kevin Levin: Yes.
Gar Red Wind: Then challenge accepted. What good fortune.
Crashhopper: Wait. What?
Gar Red Wind: Hm. Is this one a trained fighter?
Crashhopper: [ Grunts ] Yes.
Rook Blonko: No.
Gwen Tennyson: [ Scoffs ] No.
Gar Red Wind: [ Laughs ] Earth's greatest warrior.
Rook Blonko: Earth's greatest hero.
Gar Red Wind: This I will have to see. Looma is my greatest warrior. If what you say is true...
Kevin Levin: Yeah, yeah, we get it. Come on, Ben! Earth in the balance! Show her what you got!
Crashhopper: [ Grunts ]
[ Omnitrix powers down ]
Kevin Levin: Come on, Ben. New alien. Turn into Way Big and step on her!
Argit: Wait, doesn't Benny know the rule about...
(Kevin hits Argit on the head)
Gwen Tennyson: Is there a reason you just knocked out Argit?
(Ben transforms into Clockwork)
Kevin Levin: Maybe.
Gwen Tennyson: Wait. Why did Ben turn into Clockwork?
Clockwork: [ Grunts ] I swear I was going for Cannonbolt. Whoa!
Gar Red Wind: [ Crying ]
Looma Red Wind: What's wrong, father?
Gar Red Wind: Nothing. It's just, well, this is how your mother and I met.
[ Omnitrix powers down ]
Kevin Levin: Come on, Ben. Let's see some hustle out there. New alien!
(Ben transforms into Shocksquatch)
Shocksquatch: [ Grunts ]
Looma Red Wind: [ Screams ]
Shocksquatch: [ Grunts ]
Looma Red Wing: Yield, human. [ Grunts ]
Gar Red Wind: Well, that's that. Shall we continue?
Kevin Levin: But, but, I'm not good with commitments.
Ben Tennyson: This isn't over, Looma. You know why I always win? (Ben transforms into Four Arms)
Four Arms: Because I don't give up.
Kevin Levin: Four Arms! Finally, a fair fight!
Rook Blonko: Female Tetramands are traditionally stronger. The princess still has the advantage.
Kevin Levin: I take back every nice thing I ever said about you.
[ Both grunt ]
Rook Blonko: I doubt Ben can stand much more of this.
Four Arms: [ Grunts ]
Kevin Levin: Yay!
Four Arms: Yeah.
Gar Red Wind: At last, a champion fit to marry my daughter. And he's even a Tetramand. Eh, sometimes.
Four Arms: Wait. What?
Looma Red Wind: What would you like for an engagement gift? Daddy's loaded.
Gar Red Wind: Yes, it's true, my son. You have but to name it.
Rook Blonko: I see. Tetramand females are pledged to the male who defeats them in battle. You fought Looma and won so you could ask for the Khoros-5 engine block.
Kevin Levin: [ Laughs ] She wasn't always that big.
Gwen Tennyson: This is ridiculous.
Looma Red Wind: It is an honor to lose to you. I always knew Kevin Levin was not husband material.
Kevin Levin: Hey.
[ Omnitrix powers down ]
Ben Tennyson: So then, with the... And you knew this was happening?
Kevin Levin: [ Laughs ] Yeah. Time to go.
[ Beep ]
[ Engine revs ]
[ Tires screech ]
Kevin Levin: Oh, look. My ride's here. So sorry that we have to leave you two love birds. Got to be going. Gwen's got class. [ Chuckles ] Later.
Ben Tennyson: You're just pawning her off on me?
Gwen Tennyson: If it helps any, I'll be making frowny faces at him the whole way back.
[ Engine revs ]
Tetramand Priest: ...And when you grow old, remember to... Uh. Oh.
Gar Red Wind: Well, that's it for now. This change of combatants restarts the engagement clock. We'll be back in three of your years. Save the date.
Ben Tennyson: Three years? But I don't want to be...
Looma Red Wind: This time, I want a big wedding. We have so many plans to make, Ben Tennyson. Our parents must battle, then the best man must be chosen through combat. Then we register for plunder, then the customary offerings... Oh! When Drolga got married, they bludgeoned their guests with his and her war hammers. Can we get those?
Gar Red Wind: [ Laughs ] Anything for you, daughter.
Gar Red Wind: Good battle, Ben.
Looma Red Wind: Good battle, love.
Ben Tennyson: Good... Battle. Kevin is so dead.
Argit: [ Snoring ]
[ End of Many Happy Returns ]