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  • [Episode begins with a ladybug walking on the ground, and gets stopped by Clarence.]
  • Clarence: Don't worry, little guy. I'm not gonna squish ya. I'm just here to look.
  • [Clarence has a look at it, and pokes it, making it run off. The screen shows the front of the school, as Clarence's mother shows up. Clarence runs to her.]
  • Clarence: Hey, mom! Great news! [scene cuts to inside the car] Jeff said I could come over and hang out at his house. [puts on seatbelt] Do you think maybe you wanna drive me?
  • Mary: Oh, I will, sweetie. But first, we're gonna go grocery shopping. I finally got all my coupons gathered. [Chuckles] Now, where's the one for laundry detergent? It's here somewhere.
  • Clarence: Oh, seriously? But grocery shopping is so boring. It's like the most boring thing you can do on the whole Earth. Seriously, Mom, I can't think of anything more boring
  • Mary: Clarence.
  • Clarence: I'm sorry. I'll go.
  • Mary: All right, real fast, just let me double-check and make sure I have everything here.50 cents off Tuna, Baked Beans, Hair Spray...
  • Clarence: [Gasps] Wow! Hey, lady, where'd you get that Go-Kart? So, how fast can this baby go?
  • Fat Lady: Harrumph!
  • Mary: Clarence!
  • Clarence: What?
  • Mary: That's impolite.
  • Clarence: Sorry. We were just talking cars.
  • Fat Lady: Hmph!
  • Clarence: Boring apples, boring oranges, boring cel-- Hey! Get out of here, Celery. No one invited you.
  • Mary: Mm-hmm. Oh, could you watch the cart for me, sweetie?
  • Clarence: Okay. [Grunting]
  • Girl: Hey! You stole a grape! That's stealing!
  • Clarence: What are you-- What are you talking about? What Grape?
  • Girl: [Gasps] Hey, lady, did you see that? He stole a grape. You're not allowed to do that!
  • Mary: Oh, okay. Well, I'll -- I'll turn him in to the proper authorities, then. Thank you. Thank you very much.
  • Girl: Hmph. Ha ha.
  • Mary: Hey, Clarence, I got a mission for you, I you think you can handle it.
  • Clarence: A mission? What kind of mission?
  • Mary: Can you get me a gallon of Skim Milk?
  • Clarence: Yes, sir.
  • Mary: And reme-- Hey, remember to check the date.
  • Clarence: Yep! [Humming] Whoa. 'Scuse me. Are these free?
  • Free Sample Girl: They sure are.
  • Clarence: All right.
  • Free Sample Girl: These are our coconut macaroon cookies, made with organic... coconut...
  • Clarence: Oh. yeah -- Milk. Whole Milk -- gross. 2% -- gross. Ah. Skim Milk. [Grunts] Come on. Come on. [Grunts] [Gasps] There's a whole world back there. Ahh! [Gasps] Banana peel! Banana peel, banana peel, banana peel, banana peel, banana peel. [Groans] [Laughs] Huh? [Gasps] [Whimpers] [Panting] [Chuckles] Missed me. Ahh! Hello. Lug-a-lug-a-lug=lug-a-la!
  • Old Woman: [Sniffs deeply]
  • Clarence: Hey, Sumo.
  • Sumo: Hey, man. Uh, Is that your grandma?
  • Clarence: I don't know. I think she think's I'm hamburgers. What are you doing in that kiddy seat?
  • Sumo: Well, my mom banned me from leaving after last time.
  • Clarence: Whoa. What happened last time?
  • Josh: [Growls]
  • Sumo: [Screeches] Long story. What are you doing here?
  • Clarence: Well, I was gonna hang with Jeff, but Mom says I go to get groceries first. I hate shopping.
  • Sumo: You know, They do got some stuff to do here, if you know where to look.
  • Clarence: Wow. Really?
  • Sumo: If the jellybeans fall down here, They're free.
  • Clarence: So now are these ones free?
  • Sumo: I guess they are.
  • Both: [Laughing]
  • Clarence: [Muffled shouts]
  • Josh: Yeah, I'm pretty much assistant manager by now. I have my own key and everything. 'you can hold it, if you want. Hey!
  • Clarence: Help, Sumo
  • Sumo: Get it out! Get it out! [Grunts] Okay. Now it's your turn.
  • Clarence: Okay, let me just-- Oops.
  • Speaker: Cleanup in Aisle 5.
  • Clarence: Pretty sure there's a secret world back -- Oof! [Laughs]
  • Sumo: Yes! Yes! Yes!
  • Clarence: We did it. Yay! All right!
  • Mary: 50% off? [Gasps] Ooh! 70% off! Hello! A dollar for two? ♪Don't mind if I do♪ [Grunts] [Sighs] Savings. Hmm. You know, I wonder where Clarence is with that milk.
  • Sumo: [Panting] [Laughs]
  • Clarence: [Grunts]
  • Sumo: Waaagh!
  • Manager: Cleanup in Aisle 5.
  • Josh: [Grumbling]
  • Free Sample Girl: Okay. You again. [Forced Chuckles]
  • Clarence: Try them, Sumo. They're free.
  • Free Sample Girl: Yes, these are our coconut macaroon cookies, made with organic...'
  • Clarence: [Imitating Car]
  • Sumo: Yeah! Whoo!
  • Clarence: [Giggles]
  • Sumo: [Imitating Car]
  • Clarence: This is actually really fun!
  • Mary: This is it -- one whole month of coupons. [Sniffs] Ahh.
  • Clarence: Mom, look out!
  • Mary: [Gasps]
  • Clarence: Oh!
  • Mary: Oh, oh, oh! Ohhh! Ohh. What --
  • Woman: Coupons?
  • Woman: Coupons?
  • Woman: Coupons?
  • Fat Lady: Coupons?!
  • All: [Indistinct Arguing]
  • Mary: [Gasps] No! No! My -- My coupons! My coupons! No! [Sobbing] Oh, no! Ah! Clarence! Clarence, I just -- I -- Oh, Clarence.
  • Clarence: I'm -- I'm sorry, Mom. I -- uh, look. I got the milk you asked for.
  • Mary: All right. That's okay, Clarence. I'll just, uh, put everything back that I don't have coupons for them, all right? So why don't you just wait here, okay?
  • Clarence: Sumo, we got to get those coupons back.
  • Sumo: What's the big deal?
  • Clarence: I don't know exactly what they do. They must be like "Mom Money" or something. But all I know is know is that my Mom needs them, and we're gonna get them back.
  • Sumo: Well, there's newspapers just sitting around the store that are full of those things. And those machines just spit them out at you.
  • Clarence: Let's go get some coupons.
  • Sumo: Get ready. Here they come.
  • Clarence: Gotcha.
  • Sumo: Ha! See ya. Wait! No!
  • Clarence: [Vocalizes Spy-Movie Music] Somersault, somersault. Somersault away.
  • Girl: Hey, hey, hey! You're not allowed to do that! When are you gonna get in trouble?
  • Clarence: [Imitates Explosion] Smoke bomb. See you later, Alligator.
  • Girl: Does anybody else see this?!
  • Clarence: [High-pitched] Oh, wow. Samples? Don't mind if I do.
  • Free Sample Girl: [Sighs] [Munching]
  • Josh: Well, well, well. Look who it is.
  • Sumo: Hello, Joshua.
  • Mary: [Sighs] Oh, look. Avocados -- half off. I had seven coupons for that. Oh, well. They're just a superfood that makes you live longer. Guess I don't need that, so, uh, never mind.
  • Clarence: Mom, mom, mom, mom, look! I got your coupons back.
  • Mary: What?! Clarence. How did you get all these coupons? They're all here.
  • Clarence: Oh, don't worry about it. I've got my resources.
  • Sumo: [Growling] Clarence! They're on to us!
  • Mary: Clarence, is that --
  • Clarence: Come on, Mom. Let's go.
  • Mary: Ohh! I've got that in cash.
  • Sumo [Panting]
  • Josh: Get back here! When I get my hands on you --
  • Mitch: Whoa, whoa, whoa! What is this?! Are you chasing a child?!
  • Josh: No! No! He -- He stole all the coupons. It's against store policy, sir.
  • Mitch: All right. Easy, Maverick. How about we go have a little talk in my office>
  • Sumo: [Growls]
  • Sales person: [Chuckles] Nice one, Joshua.
  • Josh: It's "Josh."
  • Clarence: Did you know they got free cookies? I must have ate, like, two bags' worth. And then this old lady thought that I was steak. And then me and Sumo read about a fish boy. Let me give you gist of it, It's -- He's like, um... and -- and then we ate some more cookies.
  • Mary: [Chuckles] Oh, well, sounds like you weren't too bored after all, huh?
  • Clarence: Yeah, I guess you're right.
  • Man (On TV): How do I stay so young?
  • Jeff: Oh, man, Clarence. You missed the best day ever.
  • Clarence: I did.
  • Jeff: Get this. They've been playing only game shows all day long. [Sighs] It's been awesome. You had to be here.
  • Clarence: Oh. Uh... drats.
  • Jeff: What did you do?
  • Clarence: I went shopping with my mom. Oh, and Sumo was there, and we like, went on a little mission, and we had to get coupons. It was really crazy.
  • Jeff: Oh, yeah? [Gasps] It's back on!
  • Dan: We're back, and the bidding will start with Tina. Tina, you are bidding on a bottle of wet gleem cleaning detergent. Can you guess the price?
  • Jeff: $8.99! I know this!
  • Clarence: Come on, Lady. It's gonna be at least $12.99.
  • Tina: $7.50, Dan.
  • Dan: And the actual retail price is... $12.99.
  • Jeff: Wh -- What?
  • Clarence: I told her. That ain't no brand x.
  • Jeff: Let's do something else.
  • [End of Lost in the Supermarket]

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