Girl: Hey, hey, hey! You're not allowed to do that! When are you gonna get in trouble?
Clarence: [Imitates Explosion] Smoke bomb. See you later, Alligator.
Girl: Does anybody else see this?!
Clarence: [High-pitched] Oh, wow. Samples? Don't mind if I do.
Free Sample Girl: [Sighs] [Munching]
Josh: Well, well, well. Look who it is.
Sumo: Hello, Joshua.
Mary: [Sighs] Oh, look. Avocados -- half off. I had seven coupons for that. Oh, well. They're just a superfood that makes you live longer. Guess I don't need that, so, uh, never mind.
Clarence: Mom, mom, mom, mom, look! I got your coupons back.
Mary: What?! Clarence. How did you get all these coupons? They're all here.
Clarence: Oh, don't worry about it. I've got my resources.
Sumo: [Growling] Clarence! They're on to us!
Mary: Clarence, is that --
Clarence: Come on, Mom. Let's go.
Mary: Ohh! I've got that in cash.
Josh: Get back here! When I get my hands on you --
Mitch: Whoa, whoa, whoa! What is this?! Are you chasing a child?!
Josh: No! No! He -- He stole all the coupons. It's against store policy, sir.
Mitch: All right. Easy, Maverick. How about we go have a little talk in my office>
Sales person: [Chuckles] Nice one, Joshua.
Josh: It's "Josh."
Clarence: Did you know they got free cookies? I must have ate, like, two bags' worth. And then this old lady thought that I was steak. And then me and Sumo read about a fish boy. Let me give you gist of it, It's -- He's like, um... and -- and then we ate some more cookies.
Mary: [Chuckles] Oh, well, sounds like you weren't too bored after all, huh?
Clarence: Yeah, I guess you're right.
Man (On TV): How do I stay so young?
Jeff: Oh, man, Clarence. You missed the best day ever.
Clarence: I did.
Jeff: Get this. They've been playing only game shows all day long. [Sighs] It's been awesome. You had to be here.
Clarence: Oh. Uh... drats.
Jeff: What did you do?
Clarence: I went shopping with my mom. Oh, and Sumo was there, and we like, went on a little mission, and we had to get coupons. It was really crazy.
Jeff: Oh, yeah? [Gasps] It's back on!
Dan: We're back, and the bidding will start with Tina. Tina, you are bidding on a bottle of wet gleem cleaning detergent. Can you guess the price?
Jeff: $8.99! I know this!
Clarence: Come on, Lady. It's gonna be at least $12.99.