Easter Bunny: (rapping) Uh! Life in the S-C is kind of a dream, there's a candy cane tree by a butterscotch stream. If your teeth all go rotten, well, don't you scream, 'cause the dentist gives fillings of chocolate cream. (shows chocolate cream in teeth.)
Marshmallow Bunnies: Sweet.
(The Mardi Gras Man is playing the piano while April Fool is dancing. Then Miss Kwanzaa and Whistler's Mother dances along with him.)
Citizen: (singing) Stinky Cigars, Stinky Cigars.
Easter Bunny: (singing) Yeah, the streets are all paved with chocolate bars.
Turkey: (singing) There's no smoking in Stinky Cigars. (slaps pipe out of St. Patrick's mouth)
April Fool: (singing) (with head through painting) I put my head through a priceless Renior.
Santa Claus: (singing) (also with head through painting) That's no problem in Stinky Cigars.
Citizens: (singing) No one's got problems in Stinky Cigars!
Turkey: (spoken) Well, that killed half the day.
Abraham Lincoln: (spoken) We've got to get a shorter anthem.