Narrator: Granny Pig and Grandpa Pig are taking Peppa and George out for a day on the river.
Grandpa Pig: Welcome aboard, me hearties!
Granny Pig: Peppa, George, let's put your life jackets on.
Narrator: When Peppa and George are on Grandpa Pig's boat, they must wear life jackets.
Grandpa Pig: On this boat, I'm the captain.
Granny Pig: Aye aye, captain!
Peppa Pig: Aye aye, captain!
Grandpa Pig: When captain Grandpa tells you all to do something, you must do it.
Granny Pig: Unless it's something silly.
Grandpa Pig: Captain Grandpa never says anything silly.
Granny Pig: Of course not, Captain Grandpa.
Grandpa Pig: George! Raise the flag!
Grandpa Pig: Peppa! Ring the bell!
Peppa Pig: Aye aye, Captain!
Grandpa Pig: Granny Pig! Take the wheel!
Granny Pig: Aye aye, Captain!
Grandpa Pig: Full sail!
Peppa Pig: Full sail!
Granny Pig: Maybe you should go a little slower, Grandpa Pig.
Grandpa Pig: Good idea, Granny Pig. I don't want to use up all my petrol.
Peppa Pig: Grandpa, I liked it when we went fast.
Grandpa Pig: Don't worry, Peppa. We'll go fast later!
Peppa Pig: Look! There's another boat!
Narrator: Here's Granddad Dog. He's taking Danny Dog out for a day on the river.
Grandpa Pig: Ahoy there, Granddad Dog!
Granddad Dog: Ahoy there, Grandpa Pig!
Peppa Pig: Hello, Danny!
Danny Dog: Hello, Peppa!
Narrator: Granddad Dog is Grandpa Pig's very best friend.
Grandpa Pig: I'm surprised your boat is still afloat, Granddad Dog. It must be almost as old as you are.
Granddad Dog: This old boat can go faster than your rusty bucket any day, Grandpa Pig.
Grandpa Pig: All right, you old sea dog. Race you.
Granddad Dog: Prepare to lose, water hog.
Granny Pig: You two are acting like little children.
Grandpa Pig: Granddad Dog called me a water hog.
Peppa Pig: You called him a sea dog first, Grandpa. You should say sorry.
Grandpa Pig: Only if he says sorry first.
Danny Dog: Granddad, say sorry to Grandpa Pig. He is your best friend.
Granddad Dog: No. He's a water hog and my boat is faster than his.
Grandpa Pig: All right, sea dog. Let's race to the next bridge.
Granddad Dog: On the count of three.
Grandpa Pig: One... two...
Granddad Dog: Go!
Grandpa Pig: You started too soon.
Granddad Dog: Catch me if you can, water hog!
Grandpa Pig: Sea dog!
Grandpa Pig: Is that as fast as you can go?
Grandpa Pig: Can't catch me!
Grandpa Pig: I win!
Narrator: Oh, dear. Grandpa Pig's boat has run out of petrol.
Granny Pig: Very clever, Captain Grandpa.
Grandpa Pig: Maybe I did go a bit too fast.
Granny Pig: How will we get home?
Peppa Pig: Look, there's Granddad Dog.
Granny Pig: Granddad Dog can tow us home.
Grandpa Pig: I'm not being towed by that sea dog.
Granddad Dog: I haven't offered to tow the water hog.
Granny Pig: Will you two ever grow up?
Peppa Pig: Grandpa, say sorry to Granddad Dog.
Grandpa Pig: I'm sorry I called you a sea dog.
Danny Dog: Granddad, say sorry to Grandpa Pig.
Granddad Dog: I'm sorry I called you a water hog.
Granny Pig: That's nice. Granddad Dog, would you be so kind as to tow us home?
Granddad Dog: It would be my pleasure, madam.
Granddad Dog: Catch this, Captain!
Grandpa Pig: Aye aye, skipper!
Narrator: Granddad Dog is Grandpa Pig's very best friend. Granddad Dog is towing Grandpa Pig's boat home.
Grandpa Pig: The main thing is I won the race.
Granny Pig: Grandpa Pig.
Peppa Pig: Naughty Grandpa Pig.
Grandpa Pig: Peppa. Ring the bell.
Peppa Pig: Aye aye, captain Grandpa.