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  • [The episode begins SpongeBob's, Squidward's and Patrick's houses at dusk.]
  • Patrick: Ta-da!
  • [SpongeBob rolls in a little stove with pots, pans, a whisk, and a bowl. He pours pancake mix into the bowl and cracks two eggs. He mixes them up and puts the batter on the pan.]
  • SpongeBob: [flips the pancakes] Ta-da!
  • [Patrick throws the pan and SpongeBob swings his own pan to hit it like he was playing baseball.]
  • Patrick: Ta-da, Ta-da! [falls on the ground as the pancakes land on his plate]
  • SpongeBob: [sticks out his tongue] Ta-da! [eats one pancake]
  • [Patrick slurps down on the pancakes and the two friends give each other a high-five.]
  • Patrick: Ta-da!
  • [SpongeBob and Patrick run around Squidward's house while banging on pots and pans. Moments later, an extremely irritated Squidward opens the door and SpongeBob and Patrick crash into the door, landing in front of Squidward.]
  • Squidward: Ta-da!
  • SpongeBob: Ta-da!
  • Squidward: Ta-da!
  • [SpongeBob and Patrick whimper and cry.]
  • Patrick: [cries] Ta-da! Ta-da!
  • SpongeBob: [cries] Ta-da!
  • [SpongeBob and Patrick continue to cry.]
  • Squidward: Ta-da!
  • [SpongeBob and Patrick stop crying.]
  • SpongeBob: Ta-da!
  • Squidward and Patrick: Ta-da!
  • [SpongeBob takes out a pair of scissors, cuts off part of his head and forms it into a tiny version of himself.]
  • Patrick: Ta-da! Ta-da!
  • [Patrick rips his head off and also forms it into a tiny version of himself. SpongeBob and Patrick hug each as the tiny versions of themselves hug and dance around.]
  • Squidward: Ta-da! [gets sick and runs back into his house]
  • SpongeBob: [gives Mini SpongeBob to Patrick] Ta-da! Ta-da! [Patrick gives SpongeBob Mini Patrick] Ta-da!
  • Patrick: Ta-da! Ta-da!
  • SpongeBob: Ta-da! [enters his house and yawns] Ta-da!
  • [Mini Patrick jumps happily on SpongeBob's hands and hops on his head as SpongeBob goes upstairs. The scene changes to SpongeBob washing his face with soap and water. Mini Patrick jumps off of SpongeBob's head and dives into the sink. He pops out of the suds and rides on the rubber duck like a cowboy. The scene changes to Mini SpongeBob brushing Patrick's teeth. However, he shrivels up by the bad odor inside Patrick's mouth and falls into the sink.]
  • Patrick: Ta-da!
  • [The scene changes to SpongeBob taking the clothes off of his teddy bear.]
  • Teddy Bear: Ta-da!  [covers himself] Ta-da!
  • Mini Patrick: [now wearing the teddy bear's clothes] Ta-da! [SpongeBob puts a hat on Mini Patrick's head and they both laugh] Ta-da! [jumps into SpongeBob's arms]
  • [The scene changes to Patrick, Mini SpongeBob, SpongeBob and Mini Patrick sleeping together in their respective houses. The next day, SpongeBob enters the Krusty Krab with Mini Patrick wearing a sailor suit.]
  • SpongeBob: Ta-da!
  • Squidward: Ta-da!
  • SpongeBob: [chuckles] Ta-da! [pokes Mini Patrick]
  • Mini Patrick: [laughs] Ta-da!
  • [SpongeBob takes out a small version of his grill and puts a tiny Krabby Patty on it to cook. Mini Patrick's mouth waters.]
  • Mini Patrick: Ta-da!
  • [SpongeBob fixes up the tiny Krabby Patty for Mini Patrick and serves it to him. Mini Patrick dances gleefully and goes to enjoy his sandwich.]
  • Mini Patrick: Ta-da! Ta-da! [sees the bigger Krabby Patties on the grill and whimpers; he throws away the tiny Krabby Patty] Ta-da! Ta-da! [jumps off the counter and flies over to the grill, but gets slammed in the face by SpongeBob's spatula]
  • SpongeBob: Ta-da! Ta-da! Ta-da! [puts Mini Patrick back on the counter with his spatula]
  • Mini Patrick: [gasps as he sees SpongeBob dump French fries into the fryer] Ta-da!
  • [SpongeBob pushes down the fryer and begins making French fries. Mini Patrick climbs down from the counter, climbs on the fryer and goes to dive in the cooking oil.]
  • SpongeBob: [struggles to open a pickle jar] Ta-da!
  • Mini Patrick: [jumps real high] Ta-da! [lands in SpongeBob's hat]
  • SpongeBob: Ta-da! [squeezes Mini Patrick out of his hat] Ta-da! Ta-da! [takes out rope and ties Mini Patrick with it] Ta-da! [ties the rope around his waist and puts Mini Patrick in his pocket; then he goes back to flipping patties on the grill] Ta-da!
  • [Mini Patrick pulls himself out of SpongeBob's pocket and swings himself into the side of the grill. crashing into it. Mini Patrick whimpers. Meanwhile, back at Patrick's house, Patrick and Mini SpongeBob are still sleeping. The sand clock rings 12:00 and Patrick bangs on it to stop. Patrick and Mini SpongeBob stretch and yawn.]
  • Patrick: Ta-da!
  • [Mini SpongeBob jumps on a sand table and holds out a knife and fork; ready for breakfast. Patrick brings out various foods and makes it into a sandwich. He sticks out his tongue and eats the whole thing. leaving Mini SpongeBob stunned.]
  • Patrick: Ta-da! Ta-da! [laughs]
  • [The scene changes to SpongeBob returning home with Mini Patrick, who isn't to trilled with SpongeBob's pampering and is now dressed in a fancy suit.]
  • SpongeBob: [humming as he brushes Mini Patrick's hair] Ta-da! [sees Patrick and Mini SpongeBob trying to lift a sand sofa]
  • Patrick: Ta-da! Ta-da!
  • [Mini SpongeBob tries to lift the sand sofa, but it is too big and heavy for him. Patrick sees SpongeBob and lets go of the sand sofa, flattening Mini SpongeBob underneath.]
  • Patrick: Ta-da! Ta-da!
  • SpongeBob: Ta-da! [gets nervous]
  • Patrick: [makes a weird face] Ta-da! [gets nervous] Ta-da!
  • [SpongeBob becomes more nervous and couldn't figure out what to say. The sand sofa crumbles. Mini SpongeBob pops out of the sand pile, gasping tp breathe.]
  • SpongeBob: Ta-da!
  • Patrick: Ta-da! [picks up Mini SpongeBob] Ta-da!
  • SpongeBob: Ta-da!
  • [Mini SpongeBob and Mini Patrick cry out for each other. It seems as though that SpongeBob and Patrick are unintentionally preventing their miniature selves from seeing each other. The scene changes to Mini Patrick now dressed in some baby pajamas with a zipper. He is growing tired of SpongeBob's pampering.]
  • SpongeBob: Ta-da! [drops Mini Patrick in the aquarium]
  • Mini Patrick: Ta-da! [tries to climb out, but SpongeBob puts a pile of books on top of the aquarium. SpongeBob goes to sleep as Mini Patrick knocks on the aquarium. The scene changes to Mini SpongeBob trying to open a jar of seanut butter, but couldn't because he only has one arm.]
  • Patrick: Ta-da! Ta-da! Ta-da! Ta-da! Ta-da! Ta-da! [digs under his sand chair] Ta-da! [finds remote] Ta-da! [finds wallet] Ta-da! Ta-da! [finds Mini SpongeBob's arm] Ta-da!
  • Mini SpongeBob: Ta-da!
  • Patrick: Ta-da! [finds plastic toy arm] Ta-da! Ta-da! Ta-da! [puts Mini SpongeBob in a little tool and tightens him real tight] Ta-da! [he drills the toy arm into Mini SpongeBob's body] Ta-da!
  • Mini SpongeBob: Ta-da! Ta-da! [looks at his new arm, tries it, but it swings and bashes his head]
  • Patrick: Ta-da! [falls asleep]
  • Mini SpongeBob: Ta-da! [snaps his fingers to wake Patrick up, but no avail]
  • [Mini SpongeBob jumps down, turns off the light and leaves Patrick alone, sleeping in his house. He sneaks into SpongeBob's house through his closet.]
  • Mini SpongeBob: Ta-da!
  • [Mini SpongeBob looks around and sees Mini Patrick sleeping in the aquarium. He climbs up and wakes up Mini Patrick. He rips off the toy arm and regenerates his real arm.]
  • Mini SpongeBob: Ta-da! [puts the toy arm under the aquarium] Ta-da! [hops on the toy arm and makes the aquarium fall and break, freeing Mini Patrick in the process]
  • SpongeBob: [snores, grumbles] Ta-da! Ta-da!
  • [Mini SpongeBob and Mini Patrick look at each other. Mini Patrick sees how beaten up Mini SpongeBob is just as Mini SpongeBob sees how pampered Mini Patrick is being. Both of the grumble, for they have had enough of SpongeBob and Patrick's treatment towards them and vowed to get even with them. The scene changes to SpongeBob waking up.]
  • SpongeBob: [wakes up, looks around and sees Patrick next to him] Ta-da!
  • Patrick: Ta-da!
  • SpongeBob: Ta-da!
  • [They look down and realized that they are both nailed to the floor. Thy struggle to free themselves until Mini SpongeBob and Mini Patrick climb onto Patrick's belly and jump up and down.]
  • Patrick: Ta-da!
  • SpongeBob: Ta-da! Ta-da! Ta-da!
  • [Both Mini SpongeBob and Mini Patrick grumble and pull out a jackhammer and a pair of pliers. Mini Patrick digs the pliers in SpongeBob's nose and pulls out a long piece of nose hair. Mini SpongeBob drills a hole in the middle of Patrick's face and pours pepper through the hole. Patrick goes to sneeze, but Mini SpongeBob ties up Patrick's mouth, making his head puff up and explode. Mini Patrick pulls on SpongeBob's toes. Mini SpongeBob mows Patrick's eyebrows. Mini Patrick smudges lipstick on SpongeBob's face. Mini SpongeBob punches Patrick's eyeball with a boxing glove.]
  • Mini SpongeBob: Ta-da!
  • [Both Mini SpongeBob and Mini Patrick shake hands as they have gotten their revenge on their tormenters.]
  • Mini SpongeBob and Mini Patrick: Ta-da!
  • [Mini SpongeBob's stomach grumbles and points to his mouth.]
  • Mini SpongeBob: Ta-da! [licks his lips and sees the refrigerator]
  • [Mini Patrick points to the television. They both chitter gleefully and go to do their activity. Mini SpongeBob climbs up the stove and puts a pan on it. Then he opens the fridge.]
  • Mini SpongeBob: Ta-da!
  • [Mini SpongeBob climbs back onto the stove with an egg. He cracks it open and goes to fry the egg. He then attempts to flip it with a spatula.]
  • Patrick: Ta-da!
  • SpongeBob: Ta-da! Ta-da!
  • [Mini Patrick attempts lift the remote, but couldn't because it was too big and heavy.]
  • SpongeBob: Ta-da!
  • [Mini SpongeBob attempts to flip the egg, but ends up sending himself and the egg flying into the television.]
  • SpongeBob: Ta-da! Ta-da! [slithers himself free]
  • Patrick: Ta-da!
  • SpongeBob: Ta-da!
  • Patrick: Ta-da!
  • [SpongeBob frees Patrick and they run off. SpongeBob grabs a toolbox. Patrick grabs paint cans. SpongeBob grabs a bowl of fruit. They both run outside and prepare to build something. Mini SpongeBob and Mini Patrick follow them outside.]
  • SpongeBob: Ta-da! Ta-da!
  • Mini SpongeBob: Ta-da! [chuckles and hugs his new pineapple house]
  • Patrick: Ta-da!
  • [Patrick grabs a smaller rock and drops it onto Mini Patrick. Mini Patrick opens it and laughs.]
  • SpongeBob: Ta-da! Ta-da! [grabs a tiny snail] Ta-da! [gives the tiny snail to Mini SpongeBob] Ta-da!
  • Mini SpongeBob: Ta-da!
  • Mini Patrick: Ta-da! [Patrick taps his shoulder] Ta-da! [chuckles as Patrick gives Mini Patrick a chicken leg and hugs it]
  • [Mini SpongeBob and Mini Patrick goes into their respective houses.]
  • SpongeBob and Patrick: Ta-da! [hug each other] Ta-da! [the sky gets dark and turns to night]
  • Patrick: Ta-da!
  • SpongeBob: Ta-da!
  • [SpongeBob and Patrick tip-toe away. Mini SpongeBob and Mini Patrick come out and begin talking. They've realized that something is missing in between their houses. So, they run off. The next day, a small sand castle version of Squidward's house is shown. Squidward's eyes open in the sand.]
  • Squidward: [wakes up] Ta-da! [hears chattering] Ta-da!
  • [Squidward shakes the sand off. It appears that Mini SpongeBob and Mini Patrick snuck into Squidward's house, took Squidward and buried him up to his head in the sand right in between their houses. Just then, Mini SpongeBob and Mini Patrick run around Squidward, banging pots and pans really loud.]
  • Squidward: Ta-da!
  • [Mini SpongeBob and Mini Patrick continue to bang on pots and pans. Mini Patrick throws a pot and Mini SpongeBob hits it like a baseball, hitting Squidward in the nose.]
  • Squidward: Ta-da! [grumbles]
  • [Mini SpongeBob and Mini Patrick gasp, jump onto Squidward's nose, and hug him.]
  • Squidward: Ta-da! Ta-da! [screams as the camera pans out; ending the episode]