Ben 10: Season: 4 Episode: 3

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Grandpa Max: (reading the plaque) Why do the words have to be so small?
Ben Tennyson: Well, Grandpa, if you can't read the words, then maybe we should get you a magnifying glass. Or a telescope!

Gwen Tennyson: The one thing about old people is they don't want to be reminded they're old.
Ben Tennyson: Eh, I wouldn't worry about Grandpa gettin' mad at me saying stuff like that.
Gwen Tennyson: And why's that?
Ben Tennyson: 'Cause he can't hear me over your nagging. (fills his water gun and points it at Gwen) I got ya beat.
Grandpa Max: I heard that. What do you mean I have lead feet?
Ben Tennyson: Told you. (squirts Gwen and runs)

Grandpa Max: Who you calling old?
Gwen Tennyson: Ben meant "age-challenged."

Ben Tennyson: (lifting the cup on Grandpa Max) Are you alright?
Young Max: I've never felt better. In fact, I feel like a kid again.

Gwen Tennyson: Now, act your age.
Young Max: Okay. How old am I now?
Ben Tennyson: You look about ten.

Ben Tennyson: (looking at Young Max) You're like me!
Gwen Tennyson: That's scary.

Gwen Tennyson: (looking though her spellbook) Nope. Won't work. Wrong spell. Only applies to armadillos?

Young Max: Forget watching what I eat anymore. Look, I got rocky road, mint chip, and chunka-hunka bubble--real pieces of bubble gum in ever bite. See? (blows a bubble, it bursts in Gwen's face)
Gwen Tennyson: Ugh!
(Young Max laughs)

Gwen Tennyson: We have to turn you back. I'm getting my spell book.
Young Max: Wait. No aches, no pains - I want to enjoy this for a while.
Gwen Tennyson: Hello, Hex is on the loose, and he's after something that sounds mega-important!
Young Max: Never realized she was such a spoil sport.
Ben Tennyson: Tell me about it.

(Ben turns into a four-year old)
Toddler Ben: This is not funny.
Gwen Tennyson: I always knew I was more mature than you.

Gwen Tennyson: (after Ben turned into Fourarms) Oh no, not you too. (camera zooms out to reveal young Fourarms)

Toddler Ben: (sitting in the car seat) This is so uncool!

Toddler Ben: Going hewo...uh, hero! (transforms into Wildpup)
Gwen Tennyson: Great, just what we needed: Wildpup! What are you gonna do to it, lick it to death?

Toddler Ben: My feet hurt. I don't wanna walk anymore; I'm tired!
Gwen Tennyson: Stop being a baby. Whoops, you can't.

Gwen Tennyson: (to Young Ben) Even if you went Heat Blast to melt Hex, he'd just blow you out like you were a birthday candle.
Toddler Ben: Oh, yeah? (turns into Heatblast)

Gwen Tennyson: Told you, Ben. Told you, told you, told.
Young Heatblast: Stop it, stop it, STOP IT!!!!!
Gwen Tennyson: I knew he'd go supernova hot, four year olds always have meltdowns.

Young Heatblast: Oh yeah! Who's hot?
Gwen Tennyson: Oh yeah! Who's smart?
Young Max: And who's going to be ten forever?

Hector: I've been unable to fall in love, to have a family like yours, knowing they would grow older while I did not. Time is your friend, not your enemy. Appreciate what you have.

Gwen Tennyson: (after Ben and Max return to their own age) Now, now; age before ugly.

Baby Hex: I am still all powerful!
Charmcaster: (scoffs) Hmmm, sure you are.
Baby Hex: Put me down, Charmcaster!
Charmcaster: Gee, uncle Hex, something tells me I'll be giving the orders from now on.