Ginger: "Hey." That's a fascinating word choice from a fascinating fellow.
Pear: Are you okay, Ginger?
Ginger: Whoa. What a penetrating question. You're so deep and complex.
Pear: Um, I think I need to go.
Ginger: No, you can't... not... no, not until... not until you need to... Look at my back roots!
Ginger: Look at them!
Pear: Ugh, looks great. Got to run. Bajoink!
Passion: Ginger, are you okay?
Ginger: That was awful. I totally ruined my chances with Pear.
Orange: Don't feel bad. I'm sure it could re-peared. (Laughs)
Ginger: Maybe. But I'm still the only one without a date to the dance.
Marshmallow: Not the only one.
Grapefruit: That's right. Marshmallow doesn't believe in dating.
Marshmallow: Love was invented by corporations to sell greeting cards!
Passion: Don't listen to Marshmallow. Romantic feelings are great, even if you never get to express them.
Orange: Yeah, like if you have a crush on someone, it might be be better never ti tell them at all. (Giggles)
Passion: Exactly. And avoid every chance to be straightforward.
Ginger: Are you talking about each other?
Passion: Orange and I are-are... we're only...
Orange: We're just friends!
Midget Apple: Is it just me, or do you guys feel oddly fed up right now?
Ginger: I feel a lot of things., and only one thing can make it better.
Ice Cream: Oh, no. Another one of these people who want to eat their feelings. You won't take your self-pity out on us. Back off!
Ginger: Fine. Geez.
Ice Cream: I despise Valentine's Day.
Ginger: I'm so sad, I could practically hear my heart breaking.
Clementine the Cupid: (Gasps) Don't tell me you stepped on my glasses.
Clementine the Cupid: You're sorry? Well, I'll be sure to tell that to all the people I was supposed to help find soul mates today.
Ginger: Wait. You make people fall in love?
Clementine the Cupid: Duh. I'm Clementine the Cupid. Since I can't read now, I need you to take this and look up my assignments under "Daneboe's Grocery Store."
Ginger: You can't read this? Whoa, love really is-- blind. How on the nose.
Clementine the Cupid: Technically, love has astigmatism. But I see what you're getting at.
Ginger: "Dinner Roll and Breakfast Pastry."
Breakfast Pastry: Oh, yeah? Then why is it called "the most important meal of the day"?
Dinner Roll: Please, any meal that includes toaster pastries can't be taken seriously!
Clementine the Cupid: Mm-hmm. Hand me an arrow-- a pink one.
Ginger: A little to the left Eh, more to the right. Now fire.
(Clementine the Cupid use Pink Love Arrow and shots Dinner Roll)
Dinner Roll: And you know what else I think? (Deep voice) I think you're the flakiest woman I've ever seen.
Breakfast Pastry: (Gasps) Be still, my heart.
Ginger: Whoa. It actually worked!
Clementine the Cupid: Yeah, yeah. No time to celebrate. I've got to get new glasses and then race to my next mission.
Ginger: No, you can't go yet. There's uh, there's one there name on your list.
Clementine the Cupid: There is?
Ginger: Uh, yeah. Come on!
Lil' Squishy: What up, Daneboe's Grocery Store? I'm your host, Lil' Squishy. You're ready to fall in love tonight?
Male Voice: I want to fall in love! All right, let's do this thing.
Lil' Squishy: Whoo! Get your love on, people. Whoo! Oh, hold up. I've been handed an announcement. It says, "Love is just a dirty trick played on us to assure the propagation of the spices." Hey, wrote this?
Orange: (Nervous giggling) Uh, so, Passion. There's something I want to tell you. Something I should have told you a long time ago.
Passion: Yeah? About what?
Orange: Um, about us.
Orange: Are you okay?
Passion: Yeah, totally. Just keep talking.
Orange: Anyway, I've been having all these feelings.
Clementine the Cupid: So, this guy Pear-- the scroll said his match is someone named Ginger. I don't remember this being on the list.
Ginger: Um, uh-huh, yeah, Ginger. She's cool. She's got a weird back-root thing, but you'd like her. Now, uh, point it a little more to the left.
Orange: So, what I'm trying to say is that I like... I like...
(Clementine the Cupid use Pink Love Arrow and shots Orange)
Orange: (Gasps) ...Ginger.
Ginger: You missed. Find another one.
(Clementine the Cupid use Pink Love Arrow and shots Grapefruit)
Grapefruit: (Grunts) Oh. Why, why, hello, Ginger.
Ginger: Again, again, again.
(Clementine the Cupid use Pink Love Arrow and shots Banana)
Banana: (Grunts) Ginger. Ha-cha-cha!
Ginger: Again, again, again.
(Clementine the Cupid use Pink Love Arrow and shots Midget Apple)
Midget Apple: Ginger.
Ginger: Hurry, he's getting away!
Clementine the Cupid: Did it hit?
Ginger: I don't know. I've got to go close range to be sure.
Clementine the Cupid: Wait. Hello? Where are you? (Grunts)
Pear: I was just looking for you.
Ginger: You were?
Pear: Yeah. I was gonna ask you to dance. (Echoing) ...ask you to dance. ...ask you to dance.
Pear: So what do you say? Dance with me?
Ginger: I say...
Orange: Never! She's dancing with me.
Ginger: What? Why would we dance?
Orange: Because I'm in love with you! And you're in love with me!
Ginger: Whoa, no, no! I'm not. I'm not.
Grapefruit: Yeah, she's in love with me. Right?
Midget Apple: No, me!
Pear: Ginger, is this true?
Ginger: No, Pear, listen, there's like an explanation for all of this.
Passion: Explain it then, Ginger.
Peach: Yeah, why did you steal our dates? (Growls)
Ginger: Sounds crazy, but these arrows can make people fall in love. Make have shot some of you by mistake. I'm sorry.
Peach (Demonic voice): Give us those magic arrows!
Passion: Give us those magic arrows!
Banana: Give me those arrows, give it!
Onion: Ah! Give me, hey, ow!
Banana: Right over here! I want that!
Passion: Time to set things straight.
(Passion use Pink Love Arrow and shots Pumpkin)
Passion: Uh-oh. (Screaming)
Pumpkin: Marry me! (Chuckles) We'll live with my mom!
Grapefruit: I love you so much, Ginger! (Peach use Pink Love Arrow and shots Grapefruit) I love you so much, Peach!
Peach: I love you so much, Bag of Chips. (Giggles)
Bag of Chips: All right! (Gasps)
Female Voice: Yeah!
Bag of Chips: (Laughing exoitedly)
Marshmallow: Whoop! Hyah! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! I laugh in the face of your tyranny. (Giggles)
Midget Apple: Cupecake, our love will never die.
(Radish use Pink Love Arrow and shots Midget Apple)
Midget Apple: Radish, our love will never die.
(Cupecake use Pink Love Arrow and shots Midget Apple)
Midget Apple: No, our love will never die. (Grunting) (Giggles)
Banana: Oh! Ah! Ooh! Ooh! Ow! I don't want to feel anymore! (Sobbing)
Ginger: Oh, this is awful! It's all my fault!
Fruit: Uh, am I really seeing this, or is my astigmatism playing tricks on me?
Ginger: Astigmatism? Whoa, light bulb! That's it!
Fruit: Hey, what-what are you...? I need those. (Exclaims) Hey. How many bowls of punch does this party need?
Ginger: I'm sorry I lied Clementine.
Clementine the Cupid: I've seen people do way crazier stuff the name of love. Besides, this is exactly why we bring pink and white arrows.
(Clementine the Cupid use White Arrows and shots Banana, Grapefruit, Bag of Chips, Peach, Passion, Orange, Midget Apple, Coconut and Pumpkin)
Fruit: I don't know what happened?
Orange: I've been pollinated against my will.
Clementine the Cupid: That should do it. Does everything back to normal?
Ginger: Uh, let me check. Hey, Orange and Passion, do you have crushes on each other?
Orange: What? Why would you even ask us that?
Passion: Stop looking at us. Stop.
Orange: We're just friends, we're just friends!
Ginger: Back to normal.
Clementine the Cupid: Then... let's party!
Lil' Squishy: All right, people. Let's do this love thing. Whoo!
Passion: Whoo! Yeah! Let's get this party started!
Ginger: Hey, Pear. Just wanted to say sorry I hit you that arrow.
Pear: What? You didn't shoot me.
Ginger: I did not... what? Are you... could you... what? (Panting) You mean you always wanted to dance with me?
Pear: I've been looking forward to it for a while now. So, shall we?
Marshmallow: Don't do it, Ginger! The deadly hand of love has you n its clutches! Flee! Flee! Flee!
(Clementine the Cupid use Pink Arrow and shots Marshmallow)
Marshmallow: Oh, whoa. Oh! I love--love! '
Clementine the Cupid: Just one more loose end to tie up.
Nerville: (Sighs) Ice cream. I like all this ice cream. Cookie Dough-- I like Cookie Dough ice cream. I like Delicio-Berry ice cream.
Ice Cream: (Growling)
Nerville: I like Chocolate, mmm. Blue-- I like Blue a lot. Invisible-- oh, that's wonderful--
Ice Cream: Huh?
Nerville: It's hard to find it's always sold out. Or is it? It's hard to tell, really. I like Yummy-Tast... (Clementine the Cupid use Pink Love Arrow and shots Nerville) (Grunts) Mmm. Love--that favor. Hello, girl. What you doing later? To the Galapagos, David! On the wings of love! (Laughs) Whoo! Yeah! Brain freeze, brain freeze. (Gasps) Oh. You are cold, girl.
Ice Cream: I hate Valentine's Day.
Nerville: (Laughs) This is the third-best day of my life! (Whoops) Yes! To the Galapagos, David! We'll teach miniature alpacas to walk on two legs and start a dance troupe. (echoing) dance troupe. ...dance troupe. One, and two, good. No, no, Rachel, Rachel. (Making goofy noises) Al-packing the heat. Don't hit your... (Groans) All the way down. (Sighs) Give yourselves a hand.