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SpongeBob, quick, reel it in! Can’t you hear the music? That’s a 4/4 string ostinato in D minor! Every sailor knows that means death! Reel it in before it’s too late! Hurry, SpongeBob, the music’s getting faster! (SpongeBob reels it in as fast as he can. Mr. Krabs opens the doors to the orchestra) There you are, ya stinkin' bilge rats. Stop playing that music! Stop it, please! I'm begging ya! Come on, honey, (opens up the doors to the orchestra and begins to play the ominous music)

Squidward: Mr. Krabs, listen, I work with SpongeBob all day long, so I know what I’m talking about when I say...YOU ARE COMPLETELY OUT OF YOUR MIND! (Mr. Krabs cackles. The giant clam emerges above water coming closer to the two on the line) Get us out of here! Mr. Krabs: Come on, fresh meat! (SpongeBob and Squidward scream as they try to wiggle back and forth to avoid the giant clam) Keep thrashing! He likes it! (both continue to scream and bounce up and down really fast), why couldn’t it have been you? (both cry) SpongeBob: Why did he have to go like this? Why? Squidward: Why did he have to go like this and leave me tied to this idiot?! (both cry loudly) Mr. Krabs: Hello, boys! SpongeBob & Squidward: Mr. Krabs? (Mr. Krabs' head is above the water) Mr. Krabs: Have you boys met... (holds his millionth dollar up) ...me millionth dollar? (chuckles) SpongeBob: Wow, how did you get it back? Mr. Krabs: It wasn’t easy. Ol' Blue Lips is quite the fighter. So eventually, we settled on a trade.

SpongeBob: What did you give him?

(Mr. Krabs jumps up on the boat, revealing himself as only having a head and an arm)

Mr. Krabs: Nothing important. (laughs)