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  • [crashes through a "road closed" sign] Focus... [snaps out] on the...road? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ROAD?!?
  • Mrs. Puff: Calm down, SpongeBob. Listen: all you have to do is safely stop this vessel!
  • SpongeBob: Uh...focus on the road, there is nothing but the road!
  • Mrs. Puff: Just stop the boat!
  • SpongeBob: Uh, focus on the - uh-uh-uh... [gasp] THE ROAD!
  • Mrs. Puff: SpongeBob, wait!
  • [SpongeBob sends the boat airborne; the boat lands on a plain of rocks]
  • Mrs. Puff: SpongeBoooob!
  • [the boat hits a large rock; the boat lands on a road]
  • SpongeBob: That was a close one Mrs. Puff. But I am back on the road and ready to focus upon it. 
  • Mrs. Puff: SpongeBob? This isn't just any road. [a truck honks 2 times] It's a 10-lane Intertial Seaway!! [the truck honks again for 2 seconds]
  • SpongeBob: Shu-ven-tah-dil-in-chi-huh?! 
  • Mrs. Puff: Stay calm, SpongeBob. [SpongeBob splats to the floor] SpongeBob? SPONGEBOB?! SPONGEBOB!!! Remember your mantra? 
  • SpongeBob: Right. "Focus on the road, there is nothing but the road" [SpongeBob gasps and the truck honks again] I can't even see the road! [SpongeBob shivers]
  • Mrs. Puff: SPONGEBOB!!! Give me the wheel SpongeBob. Oh, dear! He's completely frozen up! [Mrs. Puff rips off SpongeBob's hands and drives for him] Fiddlesticks! 
  • [the truck honks longer and the boat passes by a police station] 
  • Police Officer: Reckless drivers. I loathe reckless drivers. [the officer presses a button on the side of his helmet, making sunglasses (goggles) appear over his eyes, as well as a mustache between his nose and mouth, and then drives his motorcycle]
  • Police Officer:: Pull over, you menace! [SpongeBob screams, Mrs. Puff is still driving with SpongeBob's arms]
  • SpongeBob: Uh, Mrs. Puff, can I have my arms back?
  • Police Officer: I said, stop your vessel!
  • SpongeBob: Sorry Mr. Officer sir, I'm applying the brakes! [SpongeBob drives away]
  • Police Officer: Uh, we got us a runner.
  • Mrs. Puff: Pull over SpongeBob. And make it quick. LOOK! [SpongeBob screams] NO!!
  • [Mrs. Puff screams in the tunnel]