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  • Old Man: The only thing is missing is the beach babe.

  • Old Man: Now, there is one more thing.
  • Sandy: Can we take a picture?
  • Kendall: Sure.
  • Old Man: But, I can't remember what it was.

  • Dude: Dude, he's gonna surf. Here's comes the wave. Now, that's a big wave. Oh, that's a big wave.
  • James: What, uh. What happened?
  • Dude: You've been Big Time, Dude. This girl pull you out of the water.

  • ALi: Come on.

  • Sandy: Okay. Last one.
  • Kendall: Okay. Last one.

  • Kendall: It's been hanging out. But, uh, I gotta go back up to the house for some things.
  • Sandy: Oh. Oh, okay. Bye, Kendall.
  • Kendall: Bye.
  • Sandy: Call me. I've put my phone number, email and scutterbutter your phone.
  • Kendall: Okay. I will. Okay, okay, okay, okay.

  • Kendall: Best Beach Day Ever.
  • Sandy: Kendall, I did it. I broke up with my boyfriend. So we can go out.

  • Kendall: Sandy, you're a really sweet girl. But I already have a girlfriend.
  • Sandy: I know. Me! Check out your scutterbutter page and finish your status to your photos.
  • Kendall: Oh, this is bad. Hey, Jo.
  • Jo: Who's that on a beach blanket kissing you?
  • Kendall: Not my new girlfriend. Because you are my girlfriend. Me only like you.
  • (Sandy snatches the phone away from Kendall)
  • Sandy: He loves me now, Jo. Bye. Phew. That was awkward.
  • Kendall: Sandy, give me your phone. So, I can call Jo. Straight things--
  • (Sandy throws her phone to the water)
  • Sandy: Look, Kendall. There is no need to hide our love.
  • Kendall: Jo!
  • Sandy: Kendall, come back! I love you!

  • James: Well, how about some lunch? Oh, I can steam up with some clams.
  • Ali: Ooh. No, no, no.

  • James: Can you excuse for a minute.
  • Camille: Oh, hey, James, what's up? What? Wait, wait, wait! Where we going? Wait!
  • James: What would you say I told you that the girl who save my life earier today. It's a mermaid.

  • James: So, how do I find out?
  • Camille: Well, in the movie. Mermaids are land to avoid to getting wet. Because the merely sprout a tail.
  • James: So, I'll I have to do is get her down to the beach get her wet.
  • Mrs. Knight: Not without a sunblock you're not.
  • James: Mrs. Knight, lovely to see you.

  • Kendall: Hey. It's a crazy fan group. Who's after me. Who she thinks my new girlfriend. So, help me get rid of her because I'm from this beach house. Please.
  • Jennifers: Fine.
  • Sandy: Kendall! Kendall!
  • Logan: Anything?
  • Carlos: Yes. I'm getting something.
  • Pirate Pachy: He got it.
  • Carlos: No, no, no. That was not me.

  • Kendall: Oh, Sandy. There you are.
  • Sandy: Who are they?
  • Jennifer #3: Honey, you can't just expect the rock star like Kendall. To hang out with one girl.
  • Jennifer #2: So, get use to it.
  • Jennifer #1: OMG. You're Kendall Knight. Can I be your many craz fan girlfriends that can't commit to?
  • Kendall: Boom. What can I say? I'm the selfish world slamming jerkface you probably want to dump right now.
  • Sandy: Oh, Kendall, I know you're just saying to make me jealous. But, I'm a bit jealous today. But I wonder where Jo is?
  • Kendall: Oh, no, no, no. Don't post a picture.
  • (Sandy sends a picture to Jo)
  • Jennifer #3: Hello? It's Jo.
  • Jo: Oh, now you got the Jennifers on your beach blanket.
  • Kendall: Look, Jo, I can explain everything that crazy fan-- What? What are you?
  • (Sandy throws Jennifer #3's phone away)
  • Jo: He hung up again.
  • Jennifer #3: Hey!
  • (Sandy glares at Jennifer #3)
  • Jennifer #3: You owe me a new phone.
  • Kendall: Best Beach Day Ever.
  • Sandy: Wait, Kendall, where you going? You're my new boyfriend! Kendall!

  • Mrs. Knight: Wow. My work here is done. If you need me I'll be on a beach chair catching up with my reading.
  • Kendall: Can this day get any worse.
  • Old Man: Kendall! Ah, there you are. I just remember what I forgot. A bad guy always shows up have way through the movie to beat you up.
  • Kendall: What?

  • Old Man: I told you it was a magical beach.
  • Kendall: Sandy, Sandy. Sandy. Oh.
  • Sandy: Look, Todd, it's over. Kendall and I are in love. We're gonna make a life together.
  • Kendall: Not a true name.
  • Todd: It's time for Todd to get back.

  • Todd: This isn't over, Hollywood.
  • Sandy: Whoa, Kendall, you're so brave the way you fought for me.
  • Carlos: Hey, um, if you need us. We'll be up the above.

  • James: And if you need me. I'll be with the mermaid.
  • Kendall: James, please. Don't, don't. James, James, help please. Help, help!

  • James: I don't care she's a mermaid. She's sweet. She's got feet. But I'm falling for her.
  • Camille: Then, I think you should go and meet with her.
  • Ali: Oh, there you are.
  • James: Hey.
  • Ali: Hi. Don't you ever I have a jealous with a girl with.
  • James: No, she's just a friend.
  • Ali: Good. Cause I was kinda hoping we be more than friends.
  • Camille: Hey, wow you guys are cute together. I think I'll have to talk to James.
  • James: Wait. No, no, I'm sorry. Uh, yeah. I was just about to make out there.
  • Camille: I just remember the ending. If you kissed a mermaid you turn into a merman.
  • Ali: Hey.
  • James: Aah!
  • Ali: My dad just called and he needs my help in the ocean floor. So, maybe I'll see you later.
  • James: Great. Yeah. That will be awesome. Let's meet up later.
  • Ali: Bye.
  • (Ali walks away)
  • James: What do I do? I think I'm in love. Not now, dancing friends!

  • Mrs. Knight: Coast and clear.
  • Kendall: Thanks, Mom.
  • Sandy: Kendall.
  • Kendall: Bucket, bucket. Put a bucket on.
  • Sandy: Honey bunny.

  • Sandy: Kendall!
  • Kendall: Sandy, we need to talk.
  • Sandy: I know. Cause you wait to wear our promise ring.
  • (Sandy sends a picture to Jo)
  • Kendall: Oh, no.
  • Dude: Yo, Kendall. Jo called she's looking for you. She doesn't sound happy.
  • Jo: Promise rings?!
  • Kendall: Jo, this is the long story. But you can explain everything. (Sandy throws a Dude's phone away) She threw a phone again.
  • Dude: Hey!

  • Camille: Just break it to her gently and don't get caught her in a moment to kiss her and I do that sometimes.
  • James: No promblemo.
  • Ali: Hey! Hey, I was just wonder the beach house.

  • Ali: But, I'm hoping the situation change your mind.
  • (Ali kiss James on the lips)
  • Camille: James, no!

  • Camille: You not a mermaid are you?

  • Sandy: Kendall, I know you're race to impress me. I will totally take you back.
  • Kendall: Sandy, there is nothing between us. Jo is my girlfriend and she's the only one She wants to be on next to me on that blanket.
  • Jo: Really?
  • Camille: She called me to see what's going on.
  • Jo: Don't leave that beach. I'm on my way.

  • Old Man: See, I told you kid everything works in the end.

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