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Captain America: Civil War Captain Marvel
[Marvel Opening Credits]
[radio transmission sound]
Asgardian: This is the Asgardian refugee vessel. We are under assault, I repeat, we are under assault - Engines are dead, life support failing. Requesting aid from any vessel within range… Our crew is made up of Asgardian families, we have very few soldiers here. This is not a war craft, I repeat, this is not a war craft.

[Inside the ship, Ebony Maw walks among the bodies of dead Asgardians.]
Ebony Maw: Hear me, and rejoice. You have had the privilege of being saved by the great Titan. You may think this is suffering. No. It is salvation. Universal scales tipped toward balance because of your sacrifice. Smile, for even in death, you have become children of Thanos.
[Loki is seen with the Black Order. He watches Thanos.]
Thanos: I know what it's like to lose. To feel so desperately that you're right, yet to fail nonetheless. [grabs Thor.] It's frightening. Turns the legs to jelly. I ask you to what end? Dread it, run from it, destiny arrives all the same. And now it's here… or should I say I am.
Thor: [grunting] You talk too much.
Thanos: [to Loki] The Tesseract, or your brother's head. I assume you have a preference.
Loki: Oh, I do. Kill away.
[Thanos sets the gauntlet on Thor's temple. Thor suffers in pain.]
Loki: All right, stop!
Thor: We don't have the Tesseract. It was destroyed on Asgard.
[Loki reveals the Tesseract.]
Thor: You really are the worst, brother.
Loki: I assure you, brother. The sun will shine on us again.
Thanos: Your optimism is misplaced, Asgardian.
Loki: Well, for one thing, I'm not Asgardian. And for another, we have a Hulk.
[Hulk emerges and fights Thanos. Maw stops Black Dwarf from interfering.]
Ebony Maw: Let him have his fun.
[Thanos defeats Hulk and dumps him to the ground.]
Heimdall: Forefathers… let the dark magic flow through me one last time.
[Heimdall summons the Bifrost, which carries Hulk away.]
Thanos: That was a mistake.
[Thanos stabs Heimdall through the heart.]
Thor: No! You're going to die for that!
Ebony Maw: My humble personage… bows before your grandeur. No other being has ever had the might, nay the nobility, to wield not one, but 2 Infinity Stones. The universe lies within your grasp.
[Thanos crushes the Tesseract, revealing the Space Stone. He places it on the gauntlet.]
Thanos: There are 2 more Stones on Earth. Find them, my children, and bring them to me on Titan.
Proxima Midnight: Father, we will not fail you.
Loki: If I might, interject… If you're going to Earth, you might want a guide. I do have a bit of experience in that arena.
Thanos: If you consider failure experience.
Loki: I consider experience, experience. Almighty Thanos. I, Loki, Prince of Asgard, Odinson, the rightful King of Jotunheim, god of mischief, do hereby pledge to you, my undying fidelity.
[Loki attempts to stab Thanos, but fails.]
Thanos: "Undying." You should choose your words more carefully.
[Thanos chokes Loki to death.]
Loki: You… will never be… a god.
Thanos: No resurrections this time.
[Thanos teleports away with the Black Order.]
Thor: No… Loki…
[The ship explodes. The Bifrost sends Hulk across space to Earth.]

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  • SANCTUM SANCTORUM
  • Doctor Strange: Seriously? You don't have any money?
  • Wong: Attachment to the material is detachment from the spiritual.
  • Doctor Strange: I'll tell the guys at the deli. Maybe they'll make you a metaphysical Ham and Rye.
  • Wong: Oh, wait, wait, wait, I think I have 200.
  • Doctor Strange: Dollars?
  • Wong: Rupees. 
  • Doctor Strange: Which is?
  • Wong: Uh, buck and a half.
  • Doctor Strange: What do you want? 
  • Wong: I wouldn't say no to a Tuna Melt.
  • [Bruce crash-lands on the Sanctum stairs.]
  • Bruce Banner: Thanos is coming. He's coming...
  • Doctor Strange: Who?
  • (Title Screen: Avengers: Infinity War)
  • Tony Stark: Slow down, slow down. I'm totally not kidding.
  • Pepper Potts: You're totally rambling.
  • Tony Stark: No I'm not.
  • Pepper Potts: Lost me.
  • Tony Stark: Look, you know how you're having a dream, and in the dream you gotta pee?
  • Pepper Potts: Yeah.
  • Tony Stark: Okay, and then you're like, oh my god, there's no bathroom, what am I gonna do? Oh! Someone's watching.
  • Pepper Potts: Right. And then you wake up, and in real life you actually have to pee.
  • Tony Stark: Yes.
  • Pepper Potts: Yeah. Everybody has that.
  • Tony Stark: Right! That's the point I'm trying to make. Last night, I dreamt, we had a kid. So real. We named him after your eccentric uncle. Uh, what was his name?
  • Pepper Potts: Right.
  • Tony Stark: Morgan! Morgan.
  • Pepper Potts: So you woke up, and thought that we were...
  • Tony Stark: Expecting.
  • Pepper Potts: Yeah.
  • Tony Stark: Yes?
  • Pepper Potts: No.
  • Tony Stark: I had a dream about it. It was so real.
  • Pepper Potts: If you wanted to have a kid, you wouldn't have done that.
  • [Pepper points to Tony's chest attachment]
  • Tony Stark: I'm glad you brought this up, 'cause it's nothing. It's just a housing unit for nano particles.
  • Pepper Potts: It's not helping your case, OK?
  • Tony Stark: No, no, it's an attachment, it's not a-
  • Pepper Potts: You don't need that.
  • Tony Stark: I know. I had the surgery. I'm just trying to protect us. The future, as is, and that's it. Just in case there's a monster in the closet. Just letting you know.
  • Pepper Potts: Shirts?
  • Tony Stark: You know me so well. You finish all my sentences.
  • Pepper Potts: You should have shirts in your closet.
  • Tony Stark: Yeah. You know what there should be? No more surprises. We're gonna have a nice dinner tonight. Show off this Harry Winston. Right? And we should have no more surprises. Ever. I should promise you. 
  • Pepper Potts: Yes.
  • Tony Stark: I will.
  • [Doctor Strange comes through a portal]
  • Doctor Strange: Tony Stark, I'm Doctor Stephen Strange. I need you to come with me. Oh, uh, congratulations on the wedding, by the way.
  • Tony Stark: I'm sorry, you giving out tickets or something?
  • Doctor Strange: We need your help. Look, it's not overselling to say that the fate of the universe is at stake.
  • Tony Stark: And who's "we"?
  • Bruce Banner: Hey, Tony. 
  • Tony Stark: Bruce!
  • Bruce Banner: Pepper.
  • Pepper Potts: Hi.
  • Tony Stark: You okay?
  • [Bruce gives Tony a hug.]
  • [Back at the Sanctum Sanctorum]
  • Wong: From the dawn of the universe, there was nothing. Then, boom! The Big Bang sends six elemental crystals, hurdling across the virgin Universe. These Infinity Stones each control an essential aspect of existence. 
  • Doctor Strange: Space. Reality. Power. Soul. Mind. And Time. 
  • [Dr. Strange opens the Eye of Agamotto, revealing the Time Stone.]
  • Tony Stark: Tell me his name again.
  • Bruce Banner: Thanos. He's a plague, Tony. He invades planets. He takes what he wants. He wipes out half the population. He sent Loki. The attack on New York. That's him.
  • Tony Stark: This is it. What's our timeline?
  • Bruce Banner: No telling. He has the Power and Space Stones, that already makes him the strongest
    creature in the whole Universe. If he gets his hands, on all six Stones, Tony...
  • Doctor Strange: He can destroy life on a scale hither to undreamt of.
  • Tony Stark: Did you seriously just say "hither to undreamt of"?
  • Doctor Strange: Are you seriously leaning on the Cauldron of the Cosmos?
  • [The Cloak of Levitation smacks Tony's arm.]
  • Tony Stark: I'm going to allow that. If Thanos needs all six, why don't we just stick this one down the garbage disposal?
  • Doctor Strange: No can do.
  • Wong: We swore an oath to protect the Time Stone with our lives.
  • Tony Stark: And I swore off dairy, but then, Ben & Jerry's named a flavor after me, so...
  • Doctor Strange: Stark Raving Hazelnuts.
  • Tony Stark: It's not bad.
  • Doctor Strange: A bit chalky.
  • Wong: "A Hunka-Hulka Burning Fudge" is our favorite.
  • Bruce Banner: That's a thing?
  • Tony Stark: Whatever. Point is, things change. 
  • Doctor Strange: Our oath to protect the Time Stone cannot change. This Stone may be the best chance we have against Thanos.
  • Tony Stark: And still conversely, it may also be his best chance against us!
  • Doctor Strange: Well, if we don't do our jobs.
  • Tony Stark: What is your job exactly, besides making balloon animals?
  • Doctor Strange: Protecting your reality, douche bag.
  • Bruce Banner: Okay guys, can we quick cable this discussion right now? The fact is that we have the stone. We know where it is. Vision is out there somewhere with the Mind Stone, and we have to find him now.
  • Tony Stark: Yeah, that's the thing.
  • Bruce Banner: What do you mean?
  • Tony Stark: Two weeks ago, Vision turned off his transponder. He's offline.
  • Bruce Banner: What? Tony, you lost another super bot?
  • Tony Stark: I didn't lose him. He's more than that. He's evolving.
  • Doctor Strange: Who could find Vision, then?
  • Tony Stark: Probably Steve Rogers.
  • Doctor Strange: Oh, great.
  • Tony Stark: Maybe. But...
  • Bruce Banner: Call him.
  • Tony Stark: It's not that easy. God, we haven't caught up in a spell, have we?
  • Bruce Banner: No.
  • Tony Stark: The Avengers broke up. We're toast.
  • Bruce Banner: Broke up? Like a band? Like The Beatles?
  • Tony Stark: Cap and I fell out hard. We're not on speaking terms.
  • Bruce Banner: Tony, listen to me. Thor's gone. Thanos is coming. It doesn't matter who you're talking to or not.
  • [Tony opens the cellular phone Steve mailed him, but stops before clicking "Call". He hears unusual sounds.]
  • Tony Stark: Say, Doc, you wouldn't happen to be moving your hair, would you?
  • Doctor Strange: Not at the moment, no.
  • [Tony looks at the opening on the ceiling and sees metal scraps flying by outside. He exits the Sanctum and scans the chaotic surroundings. He helps a woman up.]
  • Tony Stark: You okay?
  • [A car crashes in on a pole behind Tony.]
  • Tony Stark: Help him! Wong, Doc.
  • Bruce Banner: Go! Got it!
  • Tony Stark: FRIDAY, what am I looking at?
  • FRIDAY: Not sure, I'm working on it.
  • Tony Stark: Hey! You might wanna put that Time Stone in your back pocket, Doc!
  • Doctor Strange: Might wanna use it.
  • [A huge circular ship is seen floating near Bleecker Street. On a bus, Peter Parker senses something is happening, and sees the ship from a window.]
  • Peter Parker: Ned, hey. I need you to cause a distraction.
  • Ned Leeds: Holy shit! We're all gonna die! There's a spaceship!
  • [Peter Parker opens a window using his web shooter. He exits the bus. Students scramble to the windows to see the spaceship.]
  • Stan Lee: What's the matter with you kids? You've never seen a spaceship before?
  • [Peter Parker wears his Spiderman mask and makes his way towards the ship.]
  • Tony Stark: FRIDAY, evac anyone south of 43rd Street, notify first responders.
  • FRIDAY: Will do.
  • [Doctor Strange stops the ship's engine. Ebony Maw and Black Dwarf exit the ship.]
  • Ebony Maw: Hear me, and rejoice. You are about to die at the hands of the Children of Thanos. Be thankful, that your meaningless lives are now contributing to...
  • Tony Stark: I'm sorry, Earth is closed today. You better pack it up and get outta here.
  • Ebony Maw: Stone keeper... Does this chattering animal speak for you?
  • Doctor Strange: Certainly not. I speak for myself. There's no trespassing in this city and on this planet.
  • Tony Stark: It means get lost, Squidward!
  • Ebony Maw: He exhausts me. Bring me the Stone.
  • Tony Stark: Hey, do you want a piece? 
  • Bruce Banner: No, not really, but when do I ever get what I want?
  • Tony Stark: That's right.
  • [Bruce attempts to release the Hulk.]
  • Tony Stark: Been a while. Good to have you, buddy.
  • Bruce Banner: I just... I need to concentrate here for one second. Come on, come on, man.
  • Tony Stark: Where's your guy?
  • Bruce Banner: I don't know. We're certainly having a thing.
  • Tony Stark: There's no time for a thing. That's the thing right there. Let's go.
  • [Bruce gives out a loud grunt, but fails to release the Hulk.]
  • Tony Stark: Dude, you're embarrassing me in front of the wizards.
  • Bruce Banner: I can't... He won't...
  • Tony Stark: It's okay. Stand down. [to Wong] Can I leave you with him? Thank you.
  • Wong: I have him.
  • [As Black Dwarf approaches the team, Stark dons his Iron Man suit. He defends himself and casts the Dwarf back to Maw, who dodges him.]
  • Bruce Banner: Where'd that come from?
  • Tony Stark: It's nano-tech. You like it? A little...
  • [Ebony Maw hurls Stark up and attacks the rest of the team. Wong summons a shield.]
  • Doctor Strange: Dr. Banner, if the rest of your green friend won't be joining us...
  • [Doctor Strange teleports Banner to the park. Stark returns and joins the fight.]
  • Tony Stark: You gotta get that stone outta here, now.
  • Doctor Strange: It stays with me.
  • Tony Stark: Exactly. Bye! 
  • [Tony flies away but is cut off by Black Dwarf, sending him to the park.]
  • Bruce Banner: Tony, you okay? How we doing? Good, bad?
  • Tony Stark: Really, really good. Really good. Do you plan on helping out?
  • Bruce Banner: I'm trying. He won't come out.
  • [Black Dwarf arrives to the park. Tony's energy beam deflects off Black Dwarf's shield, slicing down trees. Bruce crawls under a fallen tree.]
  • Bruce Banner: Come on, Hulk. What are you doing? Come on. Come on! Come on!
  • Hulk: No!
  • Bruce Banner: What do you mean, no?
  • [Stark is knocked down by Dwarf, but is shielded by Peter Parker.]
  • Peter Parker: Hey, man! What's up, Mr. Stark? 
  • Tony Stark: Kid, where'd you come from?
  • Peter Parker: The field trip. 
  • [Black Dwarf grabs Parker and throws him away.]
  • Peter Parker: What is this guy's problem, Mr. Stark?
  • Tony Stark: He's from space. He came here to steal a necklace from a wizard.

  • Iron Man: Unlock 17-A.

  • Iron Man: Happy trails, kid. Friday, send him home.
  • Friday: Yup.

  • [The Guardians enter The Collector’s Museum with Star-Lord leading the way, before he stops and they go on ahead of him despite his signal.]
  • Star Lord: The hand means stop.
  • Thanos: (to the Collector) The Reality stone. now.
  • (We hear sounds of torture as The Collector struggles to breathe.)
  • The Collector: I told you, I sold it. Why would I lie?
  • Thanos: I imagine it’s like breathing for you.
  • The Collector: Like suicide.
  • Thanos: So you do understand. Not even you would surrender something so precious.
  • The Collector: I didn’t know what it was.
  • Thanos: Then you’re more of a fool than I took you for.
  • Drax: (to the Guardians watching on from hiding) It’s him.
  • Thanos: (to The Collector) Last chance charlatan. Where’s the stone?
  • Drax: (to the Guardians) Today, he pays for the deaths of my wife and daughter.
  • Star-Lord: Wait, wait, wait. Drax, wait! (Drax withdraws his knife.)
  • Star-Lord: Woah, woah, woah, not yet! Not yet! Drax!
  • Gamora: Drax!
  • (Drax enters the main room with Thanos and The Collector as the Guardians follow.)
  • (Thanos fights the Guardians and flies away. They follow him.

  • Thor: Now, I know feels like all hope is lost. Together we can stop Thanos.
  • Rocket: I think we'll pass. Just kidding. We're in.

  • Captain America: Seems like I'm always thanking you for something.

  • T'Challa: We will hold them off.

  • T'Challa: Today we don't fight for one life. We fight for all of them.

  • Thanos: Fun isn’t something one considers when balancing the universe. [referring to the Infinity Stones] But this does put a smile on my face.

  • [facing off with the Avengers]
  • Thanos: Fun isn't really something one considers when balancing the universe. But this does put a smile on my face.
  • [faces off with the Avengers]
  • Thanos: !
  • Thanos: ...but this does put a smile on my face!

  • Thanos: I know what it's like to lose. To feel so desperately that you're right. Yet to fail all the same. Dread it. Run from it. Destiny still arrives.

  • Thor: Something is very wrong.

  • Mantis: [on Thanos] Death follows him like a shadow. That's who Thanos is.

  • Mantis: We are arriving.
  • Peter Quill: Alright, Guardians, don't forget this might be dangerous, so let's put on our mean faces.

  • Mantis: [sees destruction in space] What happened?

  • Tony Stark: [about Thanos] We have one advantage: He's coming to us... so that's what we use.

  • Thanos: Fun really isn't something one considers when balancing the universe... but this... does put a smile on my face.

Peter Quill: [Groot is playing a video game] Groot, put that thing away now. I don't wanna tell you again. Groot?
Groot: [in a mocking tone] I am Groot.
Quill: Whoa!
Rocket Raccoon: Language!
Drax the Destroyer: Wow.
Quill: You got some acorns on you, kid.
Rocket: Ever since you got a little sap, you're a total D-hole. Now, keep it up and I'm gonna smash that thing to pieces!
[The Guardians find the Asgardians floating dead in space from the destruction by Thanos]
Mantis: What happened?
[An unconscious Thor suddenly hits Rocket's windshield of the Quadrant]
Rocket: Eww...wipers! Wipers! Get it off!
[Thor's eye suddenly opens wide. Later, the Guardians bring him in]
Quill: How the hell is this dude still alive?
Drax: He's not a dude. You're a dude. This is a MAN. A handsome, muscular man.
Quill: I'm muscular.
Rocket: Who are you kidding, Quill? You're one sandwich away from fat.
Quill: Yeah, right. What?
Drax: It's true, you have little weight. [points to his chin and stomach]
Quill: Gamora, do you think I'm...
[Gamora is transfixed by Thor]
Mantis: He is anxious. Angry. He feels tremendous loss and guilt.
Drax: It's like a pirate had a baby with an angel.
Quill: Wow, this is a real wake-up call for me. Okay, I'm going to get a Bowflex. I'm going to commit, I'm going to get some dumbbells.
Rocket: You know you can't eat dumbbells, right?
Gamora: [reflexing Thor's arm] It's like his muscles are made of Chitauri metal fiber...
Quill: Stop massaging his muscles. [to Mantis] Wake him up.
Mantis: [touches Thor's head] Wake...
[Thor suddenly violently gasps and wakes up. The Guardians pull out their weapons. Thor then looks back to see them]
Thor: ... Who the hell are you guys?

Rocket: What are you doing?
Thor: Taking your pod.
Quill: [deep voice with British accent] No, you're not. You'll not be taking our pod today, sir.
Rocket: ... Uh, Quill. Are you making your voice deeper?
Quill: No.
Drax: You are. You're imitating the god-man.
Quill: No, I'm not.
Mantis: He just did it again!
Quill: This is my voice!
Thor: Are you mocking me?
Quill: Are you mocking me?
Thor: You just did it again.
Quill: He's trying to copy me.

Gamora: I need to ask a favor.
Quill: Yeah. Sure...
Gamora: One way or another, the path that we're on leads to Thanos.
Quill: Which is what the grenades are for. I'm sorry, what's the favor?
Gamora: If things go wrong...if Thanos gets me...I want you to promise me you'll kill me.
Quill: What?
Gamora: I know something he doesn't. If he finds it out, the entire universe could be at risk.
Quill: What do you know?
Gamora: If I tell you, you'd know, too.
Quill: If it's so important, shouldn't I?
Gamora: Only if you want to die.
Quill: Why does somebody always have to die in this scenario?
Gamora: Just trust me. And possibly, kill me.
Quill: I mean, I'd like to. I really would...
Gamora: Swear to me. Swear to me on your mother.
Quill: [becoming serious] Okay. Okay...
[Quill and Gamora kiss. They turn to see Drax eating zarqnuts]
Quill: Dude! How long have you been standing there?
Drax: An hour.
Quill: An hour?
Gamora: Are you serious?
Drax: I've mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still that I become invisible to the eye. Watch. [slowly raises a nut to his mouth]
Quill: You're eating a zarqnut.
Drax: But my movement is so slow that it's imperceptible.
Quill: No.
Drax: I'm sure I'm invisible.
Mantis: [entering] Hi, Drax!
Drax: Dammit.

Thor: There's six stones out there. Thanos already has the Power Stone because he stole it last week, when he decimated Xandar. He stole the Space Stone from me, when he destroyed my ship and slaughtered half my people. The Time and Mind Stones are safe on Earth. They're with the Avengers.
Quill: The Avengers?
Thor: They're Earth's Mightiest Heroes.
Mantis: Like Kevin Bacon?
Thor: He may be on the team, I don't know. Haven't been there in a while. As for the Soul Stone, no one's ever seen that. No one even knows where it is. Therefore, Thanos can't get it. Therefore, he's going to Knowhere. Hence, he'll be getting the Reality Stone. You're welcome.
Gamora: Then we have to go to Knowhere now.
Thor: Wrong. Where we have to go, is Nivadellir.
Drax: That's a made up word.
Thor: All words are made up.
Rocket: Nidavellir is real? Seriously? I mean, that place is a legend. They make the most powerful, horrific weapons to ever torment the universe. I would very much like to go there, please.
Thor: The rabbit is correct, and clearly the smartest among you.
Rocket: ... Rabbit?
Thor: Only Eitri the Dwarf King can make me the weapon I need. I assume you're the captain sir?
Rocket: You're very perceptive
Thor: You seem like a noble leader. Will you join me on my quest to Nidavellir?
Rocket: Let me just ask the captain. Oh wait a second, it's me. Yeah, I'll go.
Thor: Wonderful.
Quill: Uh, except for I'm the captain.
Thor: Quiet.
Quill: That's my backpack.
Rocket: Go sit down.
Quill: Look, this is my ship and I'm not going to - wait wh-what kind of weapon are we talking about here?
Thor: The Thanos-killing kind.
Quill: Don't you think we should all have a weapon like that?
Thor: No. You simply lack the strength to wield them. Your bodies would crumble as your mind collapsed into madness.
Rocket: Is it weird that I wanna do it even more now?
Thor: Mm, a little bit yeah.
Gamora: If we don't go to Knowhere and Thanos retrieves another stone, he'll be too powerful to stop.
Thor: He already is.
Rocket: I got it figured out. We got two ships and a large assortment of morons. So me and Groot will go with the pirate-angel here and the morons will go to Knowhere to try to stop Thanos. Cool? Cool.
Thor: So cool.
Quill: For the record..I know you're only going with him because that's where Thanos isn't.
Rocket: You know you really shouldn't talk that way to your captain, Quill. C'mon Groot. Put that game down, you'll rot your brain.
Thor: I bid you farewell and good luck morons. Bye.

Wanda: Vis?

Stonekeeper: Welcome, Thanos, son of Eros, Gamora, daughter of Thanos.
Thanos: You know us?
Stonekeeper: It is my curse to know all who journey here.
Thanos: Where is the Soul Stone?
Stonekeeper: You should know: it extracts a terrible price.
Thanos: I am prepared.
Stonekeeper: We all think that at first. [his face is revealed as the Red Skull] We are all wrong.
Thanos: How is it you know this place so well?
Red Skull: A lifetime ago, I too sought the stones. I even held one in my hand. But it cast me out, banished me here, guiding others to a treasure I cannot possess.

Gamora: I was a child when you took me.
Thanos: I saved you.
Gamora: No, no, we were happy on my home planet.
Thanos: Going to bed hungry, scrounging for scraps? Your planet was on the brink of collapse. I was the one who stopped that. You know what's happened since then? The children born have known nothing but full bellies and clear skies. It's a paradise.
Gamora: Because you murdered half the planet!
Thanos: A small price to pay for salvation.
Gamora: You're insane.
Thanos: Little one, it's a simple calculus. This universe is finite, its resources ... finite. If life is left unchecked, life will cease to exist. It needs correcting.
Gamora: You don't know that!
Thanos: I'm the only one who knows that. At least, I'm the only who the will to act on it.

Rocket: You speak Groot?!
Thor: Yes, they taught it on Asgard. It was an elective.
Groot: I am Groot?
Thor: You'll know when we're close. Nidavellir's forge harnesses the blazing power of a Neutron Star. It's the birthplace of my hammer; it's truly awesome.
Rocket: [to himself] Okay, time to be the Captain. [to Thor] So, dead Brother, huh? That can be annoying.
Thor: Well, he's been dead before. But this time... I think it really might be true.
Rocket: And you said that your sister and your Dad...
Thor: ... Both dead.
Rocket: But, still got a Mom, though?
Thor: Killed by a Dark Elf.
Rocket: Best friend?
Thor: Stabbed through the heart.
Rocket: You sure you're up for this particular murder mission?
Thor: Absolutely. The rage, vengeance, anger, loss, regret, they're all tremendous motivators. They truly clear the mind.. so, I'm good to go.
Rocket: Yeah, but this Thanos we're talking about, he's the toughest there is.
Thor: Well, he's never fought me.
Rocket: ... Yeah, he has!
Thor: Well, he's never fought me TWICE! And I'll have a new hammer, don't forget.
Rocket: Well, it'd better be some hammer.
Thor: You know, I'm 1,500 years old. I've killed twice as many enemies as that, and every one of them would have rather killed me, but none succeeded. I'm only alive because Fate wants we alive. Thanos is just the latest in a long line of bastards, and he'll be the latest to feel my vengeance. Fate wills it so.
Rocket: ... And what if you're wrong?
Thor: If I'm wrong, then ... what more could I lose?

Gamora: All my life I dreamed of a day, a moment, when you got what you deserved. And I was always so disappointed. But now you kill and torture and you call it mercy. The universe has judged you. You asked it for a prize and it told you no. You failed. And do you wanna know why? Because you love nothing! No one! [Thanos sheds a tear] Really? Tears?
Red Skull: They are not for him.
Gamora: No! This isn't love!
Thanos: I ignored my destiny once. I cannot do that again. Even for you. [Gamora tries to kill herself with the double-edged knife Thanos had given her, but it turns into bubbles] I'm sorry, Gamora.
Gamora: [realizes what Thanos is about to do] NOOOOOOOO!!
[Thanos drags Gamora from a cliff and throws her to death, which grants him the Soul Stone]

Banner: Who's Scott?
Steve Rogers: Ant-Man.
Banner: There's an Ant-Man and a Spider-Man?

Stark: [to the Guardians] We gotta work together. Because if all we come out with is a plucky attitude...
Quill: Dude, don't call us plucky. We don't know what it means. We're more optimistic, yes. I like your plan. Except...it sucks. So, let me do the plan and that way...it might be really good.
Drax: Tell him about the dance-off to save the universe.
Stark: What dance-off?
Quill: It's not a thing.
Parker: Like in Footloose? The movie?
Quill: Exactly like Footloose. Is it still the greatest movie in history?
Parker: It never was.
Stark: Don't encourage Flash Gordan.
Quill: Flash Gordon? That's a compliment. Don't forget, I'm half human. So that 50% of me that's stupid, that's 100% you.

[Thanos emerges from a teleport on the ruined Titan]
Strange: Yeah, you're much more of a "Thanos".
Thanos: I take it that Maw is dead? This day extracts a heavy toll. Still, he accomplished his mission.
Strange: You may regret that. He brought you face to face with the master of the mystic arts.
Thanos: Where do you think he brought you?
Strange: Your home?
Thanos: It was. And it was beautiful. Titan was like most planets: too many mouths, not enough to go around. And when we faced extinction, I offered a solution.
Strange: Genocide.
Thanos: At random. Dispassionate, fair. Rich and poor alike. They called me a madman. And what I predicted came to pass.
Strange: Congratulations, you're a prophet.
Thanos: I'm a survivor.
Strange: Who wants to murder trillions.
Thanos: With all six stones, I could simply snap my fingers and they would all cease to exist. You know what I call that? Mercy.
Strange: Then what?
Thanos: I finally rest. Watch the sun rise on a grateful universe. The hardest choices require the strongest wills.
Strange: [summons his Mandalas] I think you'll find our wills equal to yours.
Thanos: Ours? [Stark crushes him with a pillar of wreckage]

  • Tony Stark: So this is it. It’s all been leading to this.

  • Thor: Ready?
  • Steve Rogers: Let’s go.

  • Karen: Activating Instant Kill.
  • Iron Man: Peter, don't!

  • Gamora: He won't stop. Until he destroys half the universe. Everything you know. Everything you love. It will all be gone.

  • Tony Stark: We got one advantage, he’s coming to us. We have what Thanos wants, so that’s what we’ll use.

  • Peter Quill: Let’s talk about this plan of yours. I think it’s good, except it sucks. So let me do the plan and that way it might be really good.
  • Tony Stark: Wow.

  • Thanos: The end is near. When I’m done, half of humanity will still exist. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

  • Thanos: [to Tony] I hope they remember you.

  • Peter Parker: I’m Peter, by the way.
  • Dr. Stephen Strange: Dr. Strange.
  • [they shake hands]
  • Peter Parker: Oh. We’re using our made-up names. Then I am Spider-Man.

  • Bruce: Thanos is coming.
  • Tony: We're gonna need some help. Alright, kid. You're an Avenger again.

  • Thanos: You're strong. But, I've been snap my fingers and you'll all exist to exist.
  • Doctor Strange: Before, the time to see the possible outcomes.
  • Tony: Did we win any?
  • Thanos: It's a small price to pay for salvation.

  • Doctor Strange: Thanos. He could destroy the life on ours.

  • Thor: Together, it's our only hope. Join us. Join us, mightest heroes.

  • Okoye: When you said you were going to open Wakanda to the rest of the world, this is not what I imagined.
  • T'Challa: What did you imagine?
  • Okoye: The Olympics, maybe even a Starbucks.

  • Iron Man: Give me a little juice, Friday.

  • Black Widow: Let's go.

[Thor appears with his new axe Stormbreaker, alongside Rocket and Groot]
Banner: [laughing with joy] Oh, you guys are so screwed now!
Thor: Bring me THANOS!
[Thor, Groot and Rocket charge into the battle for Wakanda]

  • (Doctor Strange just before fading away, sitting on the floor on Titan; says to Tony)
  • Doctor Strange: There was no other way.

  • Black Panther: Thank you for standing with us, M'Baku.
  • M'baku: Of course, brother.

  • Black Panther: How much longer, Shuri?

  • Bruce Banner: [trying to change into the Hulk] Hulk. Hulk, I know you like making your entrance at the last second, well, this is it, man. This is the last last second. Hulk! HULK! [Hulk: NOOOO!] Oh, screw you, you big green asshole! I'll do it myself!

  • [Thanos, having gathered all the Infinity Stones, starts to wipe out half the population and turn everyone to ash]
  • White Wolf: Steve? [he stumbles, collapses into ash]
  • [Scarlet Witch is mourning over Vision. She turns into ash]
  • [An injured Falcon turns to ash, hidden in the brush]
  • War Machine: [searching for Falcon, missing him by only a few feet] Sam? Sam? Where you at?
  • T'Challa: [reaching for a fallen Okoye] Up, General, up! This is no place to die. [disintegrates into ash]
  • Groot: [weakly] I am Groot...
  • Rocket: [watches Groot disintegrating into ash; tearfully] No...no...no...Groot...no...
  • [Back on Titan, a thunderstorm begins]
  • Mantis: Something is happening... [suddenly disintegrates into ash]
  • Drax: [to Quill; noticing his arm starting to disintegrate] Quill?
  • [Drax disintegrates to ash. Quill stares in terror]
  • Stark: Steady, Quill...
  • Quill: Oh, man... [disintegrates into ash]
  • Stark: [turns to Strange with tears in his eyes; realizing what's happening referring to Strange giving Thanos the Time Stone earlier in exchange for Stark's life]
Strange: Tony, there was no other way. [turns to ash]
Parker: [feels himself starting to disintegrate] Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good...
Stark: [trying to be calm] You're alright...
Parker: [stumbling] I don't – I don't know what's happening... [grabs onto Stark in desperation and fear, tearfully] I don't wanna go, I don't wanna go. I'm sorry ...
  • [Parker disintegrates into ash in Stark's arms]
  • Nebula: [witnessing Thanos with the Infinity Stones] He did it...
  • [Back on Earth, Steve along with Romanoff, Banner, Rhodey, Thor, Rocket, Okoye and M'Baku have survived]
  • Steve: Oh, God.

  • Nick Fury: Still no word from Stark?
  • Maria Hill: No, not yet. I’m watching every satellite on both hemispheres but still nothing.
  • [Hill receives three beeps from her device.]
  • Nick Fury: What is it?
  • Maria Hill: It’s multiple bogeys over Wakanda.
  • Nick Fury: Same energy signature as New York?
  • Maria Hill: 10 times bigger.
  • Nick Fury: Tell Clint we’ll meet him…
  • [Suddenly, a car crashes into them; Hill goes over to check on the driver of the car, but sees no one in there]
  • Maria Hill: Nick! Nick!
  • Nick Fury: They ok?
  • Maria Hill: There’s nobody here.
  • [In the background, a helicopter spirals out of control and crashes into a high rise.]
  • Nick Fury: Call Control. Code Red.
  • Maria Hill: Nick... [Fury turns and she suddenly disintegrates]
  • Nick Fury: Hill? [rushes off to their car, he gets a beeper and as he starts to transmit a distress signal; he starts to disintegrate]
  • Nick Fury: Oh no. Motherfu—
  • [Fury disintegrates. The beeper falls to the ground; we see the device display a red-and-blue star insignia]